Famous Last Words
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Oooh! There's a mouse in my shotgun! I'll just get it out...
I could have put in something a bit more controversial (cough*jfk*cough) but I think you'd hate me for it.
I could have put in something a bit more controversial (cough*jfk*cough) but I think you'd hate me for it.
"Now that I have been elected president of the united states, I have decided to come to you, the Alabama branch of the NRA, to formally announce that I am a devout satanist"
(No offence meant to any Alla... Allabamanists? But I just picked your state at random)
(No offence meant to any Alla... Allabamanists? But I just picked your state at random)
Oh, that gave me an Idea!
"If I were president, I would fight to stop corruption and spread change for the better in this country"(almost, actually always predate an assasination)
"The truth is out there and the reason they don't want us to know is.."
"If I were president, I would use common sense to see that demolishing the NRA would make our cuntry safer"
"What's so bad about gays/blacks/white/insert ethnic minority here"
"If I were president, I would fight to stop corruption and spread change for the better in this country"(almost, actually always predate an assasination)
"The truth is out there and the reason they don't want us to know is.."
"If I were president, I would use common sense to see that demolishing the NRA would make our cuntry safer"
"What's so bad about gays/blacks/white/insert ethnic minority here"
"AMERICA IS NUMBER ONE, BABY! USA! USA! USA! USA!"
Note: this only applies if you're in a foreign country, especially in Eastern Asia. If you are in America, you could actually become much safer
Note: this only applies if you're in a foreign country, especially in Eastern Asia. If you are in America, you could actually become much safer
It's vision is based on movement...so if I run really fast it'll be too much for it to take in!
I'm trained for this kind of thing
Come on, the food can't be that bad! (Alien reference for the uninitiated)
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground!
Trick or treat!
Excuse me Miss...
I'm trained for this kind of thing
Come on, the food can't be that bad! (Alien reference for the uninitiated)
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground!
Trick or treat!
Excuse me Miss...
"Why, they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"
Funny because it's true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick
Funny because it's true: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick