Famous Last Words

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"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel."-George Appel, before being sent to the electric chair

"Take a step forward, lads. It'll be easier that way."-Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, after being sent to the firing squad
 
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Bolandish post=9.69662.708801 said:
"I told you I was sick"
-Message on Spike Milligans gravestone
Nearly...

He was banned from having that on his tombstone so he put "Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" which is that in Celtic.
 

Wonko the Sane

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The_root_of_all_evil post=362.69662.708825 said:
Nearly...

He was banned from having that on his tombstone so he put "Duirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" which is that in Celtic.

Thanks, I just couldn't remember the exact words, and I doubted many people on this forum understand a language only spoken in small areas in two equally small countries.

I got another one!!

"Whew, that was close. What are the chances of that happening again?"
 

Jarlton

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"Lightning never strikes in the same place twice"

"Bleurgghhh..."

"Are you really an explosives expert?"
"No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
 

Corven

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I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room - and God damn it - died in a hotel room.
~~ Eugene O'Neill, writer, d. November 27, 1953
 

Copter400

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"You call that breaking my spine? You Red Team ladies wouldn't know how to - ARRRGH! MY SPIIINE!"

Sandvich!
 

WaffleChopter

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"I bet you I can jump that ticket barrier."

"What does this button do?"

"I do"

"Pull the pin and count to what?"

"I CAN PASS THIS GUY!"