FarmVille Gets Into Food Distribution

[Kroker]

Seems like Mr.Goldman has a slight dislike of Farmvillers...


Anywa, While this is stupid, I wouden't say it's makeing me loose faith in humanity, It's just another bit of frozen treats packed into a contaner that has to do with something relevant.

It'll loose populairty in about a month or so.

Am I the only one who thinks that this is nice? I mean, Farmville does sound like a good brand name for produce. And if it sells well and Farmville declines, Zynga will become an Ice Cream seller!

Calumon: ...Wow, That's pretty cool.

What you're failing to understand is that there is no ice cream actually there. Instead, there's just a code to be used in Farmville.

 

[Kris015]

We MUST put an end to this before it's too late!

 

[Starke]

Wait, they're empty?

...is that even legal?

A question I'd like to know the answer to as well.

 

[Carbonaceous]

Ok.. now this is stupid!

 

[Starke]

Am I the only one who thinks that this is nice? I mean, Farmville does sound like a good brand name for produce. And if it sells well and Farmville declines, Zynga will become an Ice Cream seller!

Calumon: ...Wow, That's pretty cool.

I think you both may have missed the fact that the Ice Cream thingies ARE EMPTY![footnote]Rage not directed at any reader of this post. (Unless you are an employee of Zynga.)[/footnote]

...okay... I'm calm. Why do you ask?

 

[Bat Vader]

So a Farmville player is just paying $2.29 for just a code and nothing else? Hopefully, consumers complain about this because a game code should not cost you $2.29. If you are going to charge that than put ice cream in the thing.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Uh... Um... Wow.
Seriously, this is such a big case of WTF-ism I am literally speechless.

"May our children forgive us"
*nukes the world

Excuse me, i must go cry now.
*huddles in a corner and cries himself asleep*

make room, I think I might join you.

This is quite possibly the biggest /facepalm moment I've ever had, because it makes me sad to think Zynga is branching out from polluting just facebook with it's scam driven business practices.

Room for 3?

Make that four, chum

no quickly into my bombshelter before its too late!

Might I join in hiding in shame?

Mind scooting over a bit.

I'll bring the crisps.

OT: When will the idiocy of the human race end?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

..Oh god, its like a parasite now. Leeching into reality and.. edible food now! I think this calls for drastic measures, men.

*Dons the iron smelting mask, taking out his trusty flamethrower..*

Edit: Oh, just a.. code? Why the fucking ice cream bucke-?

No, no. Not even going to start trying to think of a legitimate excuse for this. Nope.

 

[MurderousToaster]

They're selling Ice cream without ice cream in it?

What?

Even if it did have ice cream, it would probably be made from ground-up horse shit and old people faeces, knowing Zynga.

 

[Kenjitsuka]

The box promises a pint (473 ml), as you can see.
I'm pretty sure that is false advertising, since anyone can weigh it and prove easily that the air inside of it does not quite weigh anything near that...

 

[Vampire cat]

Uh... Um... Wow.
Seriously, this is such a big case of WTF-ism I am literally speechless.

"May our children forgive us"
*nukes the world

Excuse me, i must go cry now.
*huddles in a corner and cries himself asleep*

make room, I think I might join you.

This is quite possibly the biggest /facepalm moment I've ever had, because it makes me sad to think Zynga is branching out from polluting just facebook with it's scam driven business practices.

Room for 3?

Make that four, chum

no quickly into my bombshelter before its too late!

Might I join in hiding in shame?

Mind scooting over a bit.

I'll bring the crisps.

OT: When will the idiocy of the human race end?

... ... We're gona need a bigger bombshelter

 

[DonTsetsi]

Uh... Um... Wow.
Seriously, this is such a big case of WTF-ism I am literally speechless.

"May our children forgive us"
*nukes the world

Excuse me, i must go cry now.
*huddles in a corner and cries himself asleep*

make room, I think I might join you.

This is quite possibly the biggest /facepalm moment I've ever had, because it makes me sad to think Zynga is branching out from polluting just facebook with it's scam driven business practices.

Room for 3?

Make that four, chum

no quickly into my bombshelter before its too late!

Might I join in hiding in shame?

Mind scooting over a bit.

I'll bring the crisps.

OT: When will the idiocy of the human race end?

... ... We're gona need a bigger bombshelter

Let's just use a Vault-Tec one, what's the worst that can happen?

 

[Daipire]

Aw man, they didn't even make a pun?

Farm Villnilla
Mafia Wa-chocolate... It's hard okay?

 

[slowpoke999]

Hey what is this Farmville thing everyone is talking about?

Seriously though you gotta consider how dumb Zyngyaagfa thinks their consumer base is when they have to sell their online stuff IRL because they don't know how to buy it online, expect:Zynga chips, Zyngya consoles, and Zyngay houses, where you can take out a lease for an online house.

This shit will be more cancerous then Halo, WoW and Cod combined

 

[Vampire cat]

Uh... Um... Wow.
Seriously, this is such a big case of WTF-ism I am literally speechless.

"May our children forgive us"
*nukes the world

Excuse me, i must go cry now.
*huddles in a corner and cries himself asleep*

make room, I think I might join you.

This is quite possibly the biggest /facepalm moment I've ever had, because it makes me sad to think Zynga is branching out from polluting just facebook with it's scam driven business practices.

Room for 3?

Make that four, chum

no quickly into my bombshelter before its too late!

Might I join in hiding in shame?

Mind scooting over a bit.

I'll bring the crisps.

OT: When will the idiocy of the human race end?

... ... We're gona need a bigger bombshelter

Let's just use a Vault-Tec one, what's the worst that can happen?

Oh shi...

 

[Reaper69lol]

And so, the apocalypse begins.....

 

[snow]

Wait.. Carton of ice-cream, with nothing but a code in it...

What a fucking waste of resources.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

All I can think of is how this is a massive fucking waste of resources and will produce unnecessary litter.
Fuck you, Zynga.

EDIT:

Wait.. Carton of ice-cream, with nothing but a code in it...

What a fucking waste of resources.

GOD DAMN YOU, you beat me by a minute!

 

[snow]

All I can think of is how this is a massive fucking waste of resources and will produce unnecessary litter.
Fuck you, Zynga.

EDIT:

Wait.. Carton of ice-cream, with nothing but a code in it...

What a fucking waste of resources.

GOD DAMN YOU, you beat me by a minute!

OMG!!!

You mean I actually Ninja'd some one?! That NEVER happens! ^_^

 

[William Dickbringer]

Do people still play this game? Everybody I know who used to play it quit recently, I thought the fad had passed.

FarmVille only lost 4 million users last month. With Facebook's recent shenanigans over their privacy settings, I wouldn't be too surprised if Facebook lost more users than that this month.

what's new with their privacy settings I haven't been on recently

O.T. wow that's just a way to get more farmville players to playm but it's kinda pointless since you would want to have kids that are 12and under but facebook requires you to be 13+