Favorite Futurama Quotes

[brtshstel]

1. Zap Brannigan: "If we can knock out that bulls-eye, the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

2. (Bender proceeds to test the Professor's X-ray flashlight on Fry)
Fry: Ow! My Sperm!
(Bender does it again)
Fry: Hmm. I didn't hurt that time.

3. Ah my old uniform! And it nearly still fits, even after all that fattening hobo cuisine!

4. (Stephen Hawking after being asked if he wanted his usual pizza order)
Hawking: No. Today I would like something good.

 

[Gmano]

Leela: They're making a human pyramid.... of robots!!

Leela: Bender, we're trying our best.
Bender: Your best is an idiot!

 

[Omikron009]

Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

That's one of my favourites.

"Did time jump forward or did my brain just stroke off again?"

or a kid outside the social security office says:

"Stupid old people, why should we have to pay for your stuff *time jumps forward, turning kid into old man* give us free money!"

 

[ParadoxBG]

"I feel like I was just mauled by Jesus!"

--Fry, I think...

 

[Finbark]

"Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream; to kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things." -Zapp Brannigan Edit2: Damn, ninja'd on page 2.
Something to make up for it... "It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?" -Fry

Edit: Oh and, "Did everything just taste purple for a second?" Also, "What smells like blue?" -Both Fry
And one more I find my self constantly repeating: *Fry yawns and stands up from a couch* "I'm bored... You're boring Zoidberg."

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I love this little exchange:
Lela: What are you gonna do?
Hermes: Don't worry, I have a plan.
NEXT SCENE
Hermes: IM GONNNA JUMP!
Bender: Do a flip

 

[T-Bone24]

Oh, and just about every line from Hedonism Bot is solid gold.

"Jombi! Fetch the chocolate icing... oh my."

 

[Escapefromwhatever]

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"- Fry while pwning everybody in an video game after faking being a noob

"CITIZEN SNIIIIIPS!"- Teddy Roosevelt while being attacked by Citizen Snips

"That seemed unneccesary"- Fry while responding to the zookeeper's use of his hawk unneccesarily

The above three are a lot funnier in context, but the last one is excellent because one can use it easily in everyday conversation.

And of course, who couldn't love:
"Woopwoopwoopwoppwoop!"- Zoidberg

 

[Gorrister]

"Good news everyon, I've taught the toaster how to feel love!"

 

[stiker]

i am not 100% sure this is an accurate quote but its one of my fav.

"I never thought I would die this way, but i always dreamed about it"

 

[RanD00M]

Your music's bad and you should feel bad.

 

[DarkLight523]

"Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who cancelled us were themselves fired for incompetence."

[Excited Cheering] "Yay!", "Woohoo!", etc.

"Not just fired, but beaten up, too. And pretty badly"

[Slightly Less Excited Cheering]

"In fact, many of them died from their injuries."

[Cheering Turn to Silence] Then, [Bender Chuckles]

 

[Spineyguy]

Leela: *Ghasp* Is that a Hobbitt?

Bender: No, it's a Hobo and a Rabbit, but they're making a Hobbit.

From 'Bender's Game.'

 

[coldshadow]

zap- I had snu snu!

 

[Firia]

Coilette- Congo Jack!

Fry(Congo Jack)- Thats right! and I have a message from Colonel Mobouto! He says "This is from Congo Jack!"

 

[thylasos]

"Now, I may be an old man... in fact, I'm fairly sure I am..."

 

[thePyro_13]

Dirt doesn't need luck! - The Professor.

 

[PwnSt0nes]

"Stop exploding, you cowards!" -- Guess lol.