Favorite Futurama Quotes

[awsome117]

"When I came to this planet, I had one small dream...to kill all humans. Was that so much to ask? So who's the real 500ft robot here?" -Bender

My role model...

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"This is awful! Somewhere out there there's a more evil Bender than me - I do my best, damn it!"

 

[MortalForNow]

From The Farnsworth Parabox:

Hippie Farnsworth: Dude, there's a universe in all of us.
Farnsworth: Get a job!

 

[Jark212]

"You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread."

 

[cynicalandbored]

Professor Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds, you say!

Zapp Brannigan: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Fry: Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Amy: I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!
Fry: I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
Amy: Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
Dr. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.
Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

 

[oogaboogacaveman]

"We need to kill the Queen, but first we have to get past her army of evil... and her navy of moral dubiousness."

pure gold

 

[Avatar Roku]

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

Sweet...something of...somewhere.

 

[Sonicron]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

"Take that, Beethoven, you deaf bastard!"

Oh, and just about every line from Hedonism Bot is solid gold.

"I apologize, for nothing!"

"Surgery? In an opera? Ohhhh, and just when I was getting bored. Jombee, the chocolate icing! Oooooooohhh..."
Perfect delivery! Maurice LaMarche is a genius!

Also, I just remembered all those great educational movies from the show.

"The repulsive barge circled the oceans for thrity years, but no country wanted to receive and process its cargo... not even that really filthy one. You know the one I mean."

"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!!! [dramatic sting] Brought to you by: The Space Pope"

 

[ParadoxBG]

Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!

Sweet...something of...somewhere.

Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti!

 

[beddo]

"You watched it, you can't un-watch it!"

 

[InsertWittyName]

From The Farnsworth Parabox:

Hippie Farnsworth: Dude, there's a universe in all of us.
Farnsworth: Get a job!

That's an awesome quote, that bit had me in stitches when I saw it.

 

[Sonicron]

Zapp Brannigan: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Zapp: Good work, men - the mothership is destroyed!
[mothership appears]
Zapp: What the hell is that thing?
Kif: It appears to be the mothership.
Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: ... The Hubble Telescope.

 

[ParadoxBG]

"Stop exploding, you cowards!" -- Guess lol.

 

[MetaKnight19]

Dwight : I heard alcohol makes you stupid
Fry : No I'm...doesn't

Cubert (speaking into voice changing machine) : Good news everyone, I'm a horse's butt.
Prof : I am? Thats not good news at all you little...

 

[anthony87]

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

 

[TheDoctor455]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

And... one of my favorite conversations...

(Fry walks in to find Bender lying down, his torso so full of loot its threatening to burst at any moment)

Fry: Come on Bender, we need to find out what makes this Forbidden Valley so Forbidden.

Bender: Oh, go on without me Fry...

Fry: But Bender think of all the stuff you could steal!

Bender: (stifling what sounds like a belch) You know Fry, I think I've stolen enough...

Fry (slaps Bender, whose head rotates a few times): Snap out of it Bender!

Bender: You're right buddy! Let's go steal some shit!

 

[cynicalandbored]

Zapp Brannigan: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Zapp: Good work, men - the mothership is destroyed!
[mothership appears]
Zapp: What the hell is that thing?
Kif: It appears to be the mothership.
Zapp: Then what did we just blow up?
Kif: ... The Hubble Telescope.

Ah, I couldn't remember the rest!!! I take my hat off to you good sir. Now I'm going to watch some Futurama.

 

[Yopaz]

It's not a quote, but i love it when the credits roll and i know it's all over


I joke i joke it's likely Dr. Zoidbergs weird sound he makes, like a woopwoopwooopwoopwoop

You and me both. That sound was actually in an episode of The Simpsons too (I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)

 

[Dendred]

Were all santa claus.
Zoidberg-And Im his pal jesus

mayor-It's the real santa. help us jesus.
zoidberg-I help those who help themselves.