Favorite Futurama Quotes

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I love too many of them to choose I cannot watch an episode without seeing a great quote. Which is why it's a great show.

 

[Jamienra]

The whole song about the levels of hell. it is amazing

 

[fix-the-spade]

Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!

Good News Everyone!

Ninja'd, I'd march round and give your the thrashingof your life.... but I am already in my pyjamas...

 

[TheStickman]

"You win again gravity!"-Zapp Brannigan

 

[ParadoxBG]

"I was gonna eat that mummy!" --the Professor

 

[FinalGamer]

"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!!! [dramatic sting] Brought to you by: The Space Pope"

I want the space pope as my avatar.

Also:

"She handles like a steakhouse, but she drives like a bistro."
*CLUNK*
"You win again, gravity!"

 

[ParadoxBG]

It's not a quote, but i love it when the credits roll and i know it's all over


I joke i joke it's likely Dr. Zoidbergs weird sound he makes, like a woopwoopwooopwoopwoop

You and me both. That sound was actually in an episode of The Simpsons too (I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings)

That's a straight-up parody of the noise Curly makes in "The Three Stooges", although I feel our lobster does it better.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

Leela: Its all my fault that Fry's dead.
Professor Farsworth: No. No. No (very loudly to Dr Zoidberg) I'M LYING TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!!!!"

 

[dalek sec]

Professor Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
*Farnsworth presses a button, revealing an arsenal of doomsday weapons.*
Professor Farnsworth: I suppose I could part with one and still be feared?

 

[TheStickman]

"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!!! [dramatic sting] Brought to you by: The Space Pope"

I want the space pope as my avatar.

Also:

"She handles like a steakhouse, but she drives like a bistro."
*CLUNK*
"You win again, gravity!"

Couldn't remember the rest.

 

[Mondo_Generator]

Professor Farnsworth: Brace yourselves, everyone. We're entering the interior of Fry's nose, so nobody make a smell.

 

[Twilightruler]

Bender: Who wants dolphin?
Leela: Dolphin? But dolphins are intelligent.
Bender: Not this one. He blew all his money on instant lottery tickets.
Fry: OK.
Leela: Oh, OK.
Amy: That's different.

 

[spoot-smeg]

"hot diggidy daffodil"
"oooh neet" *takes photo*

 

[dalek sec]

Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
Fry: Fatal.
Dr. Zoidberg: [hands Bender a wad of dollar bills] Large bet on myself in round one.

 

[CoverYourHead]

"DON'T. DATE. ROBOTS!!! [dramatic sting] Brought to you by: The Space Pope"

I want the space pope as my avatar.

Also:

"She built like a steakhouse, but she drives like a bistro."
*CLUNK*
"You win again, gravity!"

Sorry, that was bugging me, mostly because it was also my quote. You are now my arch-nemesis. I shall see you on the battlefield.

Fry: ... when he was crushed by a monster truck driven by the Incredible Hulk
Bender: Awww, you knew my favorite cause of death

Yeah, good stuff.

 

[ParadoxBG]

Professor Farnsworth: Brace yourselves, everyone. We're entering the interior of Fry's nose, so nobody make a smell.

And, in a related instance:

"Hey everyone, guess where I've been?" --Zoidberg, riding a sperm.

...of course, knowing him, he had no idea where he'd actually been.

 

[Doctor What]

Sing along everybody!

"Oh, we're whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon, but there ain't no whales, so we tell tall tales, and sing a whaley tune."