Favorite Futurama Quotes

[Gmano]

Farnsworth: "And therefore, by process of elimination, the electron must taste like grapeade."

Cubert: Your explanations are pure weapons grade balognium. It's all impossible.
Professor Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
Cubert: No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.

Fry(on popplers): They're like sex, except I'm having them!

 

[narmeian]

'It's funny because it's poisonous' - Zoidberg

 

[Lord of Maggots]

when Fry looks to Leela after her parrot thing gets obliterated... "I will buy you sooo many lizards" Best Quote ever.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

You don't worry about blank, let me worry about blank
- Fry

"My only regret is that I have... Boneitis..."

 

[Spike815]

"I'll make my own theme park! And it's gonna have blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the park!" -Bender

 

[Earthmonger]

Not a quote, but an advertisement seen in the show:

"Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor!"

That's always stuck with me.

 

[Shaegor]

Simple is always the best... I love the way Bender goes "Well... We're boned." at the end of Bender's Big Score.
Also, Roberto, anything that guy says is pure gold. "Weell, looks like ol' Roberto's in the center of attention now. STOP LOOKING AT ME!"

 

[muiser123]

"I didn't tell anyone -- not even Scruffy!

oh god i miss that show, when will it return already

 

[ParadoxBG]

Simple is always the best...

Definitely true. I love it when Bender comes up with a good idea and everyone's murmuring themselves like 'Yeah' and stuff, and the one voice you hear above all others is Bender saying 'Good idea, Bender' or 'Bender's right' or something to that effect.

 

[ninjaman 420]

this quote isnt exactly accurate, trying to remember from memory
someone - ill destroy the universe!!!
fry - not the whole universe!!! i keep my stuff there!!!

 

[CNKFan]

"I'll make my own theme park! And it's gonna have blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the park!" -Bender

Later "I'll make my own lunar lander! And its gonna have Blackjack, and hooker. In fact, forget the lunar lander, ahh forget the whole thing.

 

[Deadpewl]

"Yeah, well... I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!"
Bender is awesome and if you disagree you can bite his shiny...well... you know.

"I'll make my own theme park! And it's gonna have blackjack. And hookers. In fact, forget the park!" -Bender

Later "I'll make my own lunar lander! And its gonna have Blackjack, and hooker. In fact, forget the lunar lander, ahh forget the whole thing.

double ninja'd

 

[Awexsome]

Your music's bad and you should feel bad! -Dr. Zoidberg

Although nowadays you can substitute music for anything.

 

[Nightkind]

From "Parasites Lost"

(Zoidberg rides in on a sperm)
Zoidberg: "Yippee ki yay, you'll never guess where I've been."


From "Anthology of Interest II"

Farnsworth (As the Great Professor): "And you Scarecrow, all you need is a brain."
Fry (As the Scarecrow): "Why does everyone keep saying that?"


From "Bendin' in the Wind"

Bender: "Curse my natural showmanship!"


From "Where the Buggalo Roam"

Hermes: "This looks like a job for..."
Kif: "Lieutenant Kif Kroker!"
Hermes: "Ok then."

All I can think of for now, may post more later.

 

[razerdoh]

"Another job well done!"

I use this after every target termination on my BH in SWG

 

[loppopoo]

Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!

 

[Angryhotdog]

Roberto: "Stop laughing at me flying avocardo!"

 

[RJ Dalton]

"You're twice the 'the' he ever was!"

 

[Kingsman]

"I just remembered- I can't take life anymore!"
*jumps out window*

 

[ParadoxBG]

"It's fake, mon."

Amazing.

And the entire "Don't Worry, Bee Happy" song was dope XD