Favorite Futurama Quotes

[Jnacos]

Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

 

[CK76]

"Where's the umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks!"

 

[Akai Shizuku]

"Hey baby...wanna kill all humans?"
-Bender

 

[GrahamN]

Zapp Brannigan: One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kif?
Kif: No, it doesn't.

 

[fagballing]

Professor Farnsworth: "That damn time machine alone set me back fifteen years."

Bender B. Rodriguez: "My life and in extension everybody elses is meaningless."

Turanga Leela: "This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I'd like it to be a pleasant one."

Amy Wong: "I'm too rich to be kidnapped!"

Phillip j. Fry: "Make up some feelings and tell her you have them!"
Dr. Ziodbers: "Is desire to mate a feeling?"

 

[goodchild]

Scruffy, the janitor. - "I'm Scruffy... the janitor."

Scruffy (referring to Bender): I've never seen him so upset. Or, ever before.

 

[MegaMannZero]

"I have Made It With A Woman, Inform The Men!"

- Zap Brannigan

 

[cardinalwiggles]

if anyone needs me i'll be in the angry dome - prof farnsworth amazing show

 

[OverallNothing]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Bender, be careful! That's the ship's diamond filament tether. It's unbreakable.
Bender: Then why do I have to be careful?
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: It belonged to my Grandmother.

 

[ElephantGuts]

There are so many great ones, but for some reason the one that always comes to my head first is Fry saying "Hey, it's that guy you are!"

 

[ParadoxBG]

"Even I thought I was mad when I came up with my latest invention! Well I sure showed me!"

Ah, Dr. Farnsworth. Probably my favorite (tied with Zoidberg) in an already great cast.

And both voiced by the talented Billy West!

 

[Treblaine]

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[ParadoxBG]

Fry: Oh, Professor, Here's the hammer I died getting for you.
Farnsworth: Eewha? Oh, you can keep that peice of junk. I only made you look for it to get you out of my metaphorical hair!

Isn't that from the video game? If so, way to go for research!

 

[Biosophilogical]

"Yes, that sequence of words I said made perfect sense" (Farnsworth)

 

[Simski Burkez]

REMEMBER ME!!!

 

[Mr. Purple]

Professor-"Give me back my fluffy face!" XD I love Futurama.

 

[Darth Rahu]

from Bender's Game.

"Ooo I love Wipe Castle. You can eat like a dozen of their burgers and not gain any weight, cuz of all the diarrhea." Amy the Water Nympho lol

Bender: You guys made me see how great life is by how badly my funeral'll suck! I hope you're happy!!

From Fry and the Slurm Factory

Fry: Oh my god, what if the secret ingredient in Slurm...is people!!

Leela: No, there's already a drink like that. Soylent Cola

Fry: Oh.... How's it taste?

Leela: It differs from person to person.

Ha! Gets me every time.

 

[baiaishan]

"Off you go....apparently."