Favorite Futurama Quotes

[superwookie]

[Fry is presented with an egg-sized pill which will allow him to withstand the pressure underwater.]
Fry: Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Professor Farnsworth: Well, then good news! It's a suppository.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"

Basically anything by HedonismBot

 

[ParadoxBG]

Ouch! You hurt my collater! -- Hermes
I don't care -- The Professor

 

[Kimarous]

"Ah... she's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro."

 

[cartzo]

"that new recruit fills me with hope private, hope, and some other feelings that are weird and deeply confusing"

 

[GodofDisaster]

Zap: "Stop exploding you cowards."

Kiff: Captain may I have a word with you.

Zap: Can't you see that I'm busy.

Kiff: Sir it's a disaster.

Zap: Come back when it's a catastrophe.

(These quotes may not be written perfectly.)

 

[RobThePrezodent]

"Professor, are we even allowed in the forbidden zone?" "Why of course, it's just a name, like the death zone, or the zone of no return. All the zones have names like that in the galaxy of terror."
Anything also by zoidberg is pure genious, i love "That's where I'm meeting Uncle Zoid for lunch to discuss my Hollywood dream. The next time you see me, don't be surprised if I've eaten."

 

[Firia]

At school me and a friend constantly quote Zap between us, and nobody else knows what the hell we are on about

Kiff makes half of the quotes extra tasty with his dismay.

 

[ParadoxBG]

What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?

It was bound to be somewhere!

 

[cernik]

Good News Everyone!

SONOFABITCHBEATMETOIT

 

[annil8tion]

Deffinetly Bender:

"You know robots don't have emotions and sometimes that makes me sad"

 

[Rawker]

"There! Now people will know me and what I do regarding asses." ~Bender.

 

[Mantheron]

Thompsons Teeth; the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

 

[Necrofudge]

Too many to choose from so... heres one at random:
Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

"I'm Bender baby! Please insert liquor!" Bender

"Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missle!" Santa

"MAKE THAT ***** YOUR ***** YOU BASTARD!" un-aired line from Mom of Momcorp.

"Computers maybe twice as fast as they were in 1973 but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever, the one that's changed is me let's face it, I've become bitter, even crazy over the years, and once I'm swept into office I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place! Woo hoo hoo hoo hahahahahahahaha!" Richard Nixon's head.

"Pfft, bodies are for hookers and fat people." Bender

 

[Nightkind]

I can't remember the name of the episode, I think it's from "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid"

Fry: "I'm having one of those things! You know, a headache with pictures!"
Leela: "An idea?"

 

[Darth_Dude]

Bender: Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.
Fry: Don't worry, Bender: there's no such thing as two. - Futurama

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

i am not 100% sure this is an accurate quote but its one of my fav.

"I never thought I would die this way, but i always dreamed about it"

"I never thought I would die this way, but I kinda always hoped."

"But I'd always really hoped" Thankyou I will accept your nomination for president of the internet now! =D

 

[Ultra_Caboose]

"If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right."