favorite mass effect quote

[camokkid]

there are thousands of things that the npc's and commander shepard say in mass effect, which are your favorite?

"I may be drunk, krogan, but you are very ugly, and in the morning, I will be sober"(winston churchill refernce FTW)
-general septimus, in choras den

"I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene"
-shephard talking to lorik quinn on noveria

[spoiler/]Turian counciler:"do you enjoy commiting genocide, commander shephard?"
commander shephard:"depends on the species...[i/]turian[/i]"
-after killing the rachni queen on noveria[/spoiler]

"TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, BEFORE I BLAST YOUR VIRTUAL ASS INTO ACTUAL DUST"
-krogan warlord in the exogeni building on feros

 

[Bobtowna]

"Commander Shepard, youre acts against the universe-"

Disconnected.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

'I like your style'.

I literally got back from fighting the Krogan Battlemaster, and that was his last line before I killed him. Not especially interesting, but I couldn't remember anything else...

 

[kotorfan04]

Because its a big dumb jellyfish. (That line always cracks me up.)

 

[Adam]

Because it's a big stupid...Fuck Ive been ninja'd. Well my second fave quote had me in stitches and im sure you all know what part it's from and who said it.

"If I die here ill kill him!"

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

"He was dangerous. he had to be put down before he hurt someone"
after you knock out random crazy guy in a box.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

 

[RollForInitiative]

For a laugh, I'm actually going to use a quote that came from Mass Effect's development rather than its script. Names changed to protect the guilty, of course.

"David, please don't aggro your wife. We have to work near her spawn point, and she cons purple to us."

Yes, we really talk like that.

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

Shepard : *sees the jellyfish thing* "We are going to need bigger guns."

Ashley Williams: "Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"? "

Ashley Williams: That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "drop on the floor and give me twenty".
Commander Shepard: You still sassin' me soldier? I think you need more physical training.
Ashley Williams: Tsk. Now, skipper, what will it take to prove I'm in prime condition?

Wrex : Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe. (probably my favourite)

Conrad Verner: What if you signed me on as another Spectre?
Commander Shepard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea.

Ashley : Yeah, well if you want me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I'm gonna need dinner first... Uh... sir...

 

[Ulfsson]

"I am the vanguard of your destruction"---Sovereign

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it"---Sovereign

"There might just be hope for you yet, Turian."---Wrex

"I can't believe my ancestors actually wore this piece of crap"---Wrex

"It will not bring me happiness, but it may bring me peace."---Samesh Bhatia

"The marine's NAME was Narali Bhatia. You want to cut her up, you call her by name!"---Shepard

I have a lot.

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"I am sick of your snide insinuations! *PUNCH*" followed by a loud clunk.

 

[wazzaman]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

 

[Kiutu]

I dont remember it exactly but
"Its never easy, is it?" or something like that. The bottom choice when you find the Thorian. Mostly cause I played my character proffessionally, and just the -...sigh- type reaction amuses me.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.

 

[RebelRising]

Wrex: "I bet they didn't tell the non-essential staff about this contingency."

Garrus: "There's no running this time, Doctor. I'd harvest your organs first, but we don't have the time."

Wrex: "I don't see how a clothed female would be more attractive than a naked one."

Ashley: "Sure thing, Skipper. you tell me to jump, I say 'how high?'. You tell me to kiss a Turian, I ask 'which cheek?'"

Joker: "Look, I worked my ass off in flight school. The world's not going to hand you anything if you go around grinning like an idiot."

Engineer Adams: "Relax, Pressly. You're going to give yourself an ulcer."

Sovereign: "Confidence born of ignorance. Your words are empty as your future. This exchange is over."

Saren: "Do not mire yourself in pointless revolt. Do not sacrifice everything for the sake of petty freedoms. The Protheans tried to resist, and they were utterly destroyed.

Krogan Battlemaster: Damn it, tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!"

Wrex: You trying to make me cry, Shepard?"

 

[wazzaman]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.

No need for sarcasm... i just said i THOUGHT it might have been salarians because they made the whole "genophage" thing... even im not sure what the actual quote was. :/