favorite mass effect quote

[MiracleOfSound]

Anything that comes out of the game shop assistant's mouth is hysterical...

The Elcor performing Hamlet is also great.

 

[Beowulf DW]

Wrex: Your Biotics are incredible, Alenko. Humans never should have switched to the L3 implants.
Kaiden: [something about dangerous side-effects]
Wrex: You don't stop using a gun just because you don't like the recoil.

C-SEC officer: Do you want me to arrest you?!
Wrex: I want you to TRY.

Ashley Williams(after reciting poetry or something): Just because I can drill you between the eyes at 500 feet doesn't mean I can't be into in sensitive stuff.

 

[sgtshock]

Every line in the scene with the biotic volus.

"I am a great wind that will strike you down like... like a great wind!"
"...Chaaarge."

 

[soren7550]

Every line in the scene with the biotic volus.

"I am a great wind that will strike you down like... like a great wind!"
"...Chaaarge."

Holy crap that part was hilarious. I had Grunt with me and the volus wasn't even up to his crotch. When the volus started saying how he was going to strike him down, Grunt looked at me (or my Shep actually.) and had such a good 'what the fuck should I do?' confused look on his face. So being the good person I am, when the volus 'charged', I taped him on the back lightly and he fell over.

 

[Zaksav91]

Garrus says this. ?Krogan testicles can sell for up a 10,000 apiece. That?s 40,000 for full set.?

 

[Jark212]

Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

Every line Joker says in ME2 is pure gold...

 

[soren7550]

Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)

Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

Every line Joker says in ME2 is pure gold...

Hell, even when he didn't say anything he was great. (see 0:25 to end)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI478oOWHes

 

[Sir Mate]

well, this one says it all:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy-eRfupYbA&feature=related

 

[jenx_137]

Can't believe no1s gone for the ultimate Ambassador Udina line (right near the start when they're trying to convict Saren)-

"He can't say that! It's not his decision!!"

everyones remaining rather calm, and he just yells this angrily, completely out of context. For an ambassador of the human race he can be quite a tard...

and also, any of the epic quotes from Sovereign, most of em have been said already tho.

 

[fozzy360]

In ME2:

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store in the Citadel."

I wonder how people react when they hear that at every store in the Citadel.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

-Getting sollowed whole by a dragon wouldn't be fun. It wouldn't kill me but the process would be inpleasent and give passing a stone a whole new meaning"
-shale

I know it is a dragon age quote but its bioware and the best bioware quote i could remeber

 

[Distorted Stu]

Shepard - "You dont have to go on a mission you're proberly not going to make it back from, just because somebody tells you too!"

Garrus- "Why did nobody tell me we could do that?"

Mordin - "Two times a day at least"

 

[Cowabungaa]

The Elcor performing Hamlet is also great.

Aw hell, ninjaed. I cracked up so badly when I heard that advertisement 3 minutes or so ago.

"Sincere endorsement: You have not experienced Shakespeare until you heard it from the voice of an elcor."

Good heavens this game is getting better every minute.

Edit:
Oh hell this is just too good:
Random turian: "You humans are all racists!" Oh the irony!

 

[The DSM]

On Mass effect 2 hearing.

Spoiler

Tali yell go for the optics! I knew I would hear that after playing DA:O

Or probing uranus and the voice saying "Really, Commander?" Or something like that.

It has special Uranus jokes, thats win.

 

[Bullsquid]

Tali's speech about the hardships of suited life on her side mission was epic.

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

Spoiler: Well, spoilers if you haven't played ME2.

"The council thought the first Hanar Spectre would play by the rules: 'This one has forgotten whether its heat sink is over capacity. It wonders if the criminal scum considers itself fortunate'."

[a href]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQFF5crvydg[/a]

And everything else you overhear on Illium. The bachelor party in Elysium with the exasperated Salarian, the Turian trying to chat up the oblivious Quarian in the same club, the Asari with the Batarian father and her friend, the Volus trying to buy a sex-suit or something from Serrice Technologies. Illium is completely full of win compared to the other main hubs in the game.

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Mild spoilers ahead:

Spoiler: Funny Conversation

EDI: [says something along the lines of that she's using all of her resources to examine the Reaper IFF]

Joker: Yeah, so if she starts spouting off about being the "vanguard of our destruction," I got shotgun on the first lifeboat out of here.

Also:

Spoiler: Another

EDI: I enjoy seeing humans on their knees.

*Joker stares warily at EDI*

EDI: That was a joke.

And let's not forget Blasto [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQFF5crvydg] the first Hanar Spectre!

 

[tjarne]

"why do people always assume we enjoy putting ourselves in danger" Garrus, when asked to retrieve some data. I might not remember it correctly but its question I always ask my self when I play rpgs.

 

[HT_Black]

"I'm the very model of a scientist Salarian..."-Mordin

"I think you're taking the human-AI interface a little bit too far..."-Shepard

Also, because this isn't a spoken line, headbutting a Krogan chieftan gets honorable mention.

 

[Scizophrenic Llama]

Joker: "Jack and Miranda are having a little... disagreement. Could you get down there before somebody tears a bulkhead?"
Shepard: "I'll look into it."
Joker: "Take pictures."

Spoiler

After killing the Thresher Maw and returning to Tuchanka with Grunt...

EDI: Grunt has received several requests for breeding. Shepard has received one as well.
Grunt: Ha!

Joker: "Shhhhhhhhhhh!"
Shepard: "Joker?"
Joker: " Commander... I can tell... when... it's listening"
EDI: "I'm always listening"
Joker: "I KNOW!"


Garrus: "Hospitals are horrible places to fight."
Shapard: "Where do you like to fight?"
Garrus: "A garden, an electronics store, an antique store but it has to be classy."


Anything Joker says is pretty much gold. Seth Green ftw. "Uh, leather!"