favorite mass effect quote

[Discord]

From ME2:

Normandy VI (forgot name Shame on me): "I like humans on there knee's!"

Joker: *Gives Strange look*

Normandy VI: "That was a joke"

Personnal opinion - there was alot of great moments of Joker and the VI.

 

[ddq5]

When confronting some asari gang leader in ME2:
Asari: "Shepard! But, you're dead!"
Shepard: "I got better."
The way the female voice actor says it is pure awesome. Also, check out the game salesman on the citadel. He's basically a parody of every Gamestop employee you've ever met.

 

[tomvw]

Mordin's little Gilbert and Sullivan routine. I couldn't stop laughing after that.
"A scientist Salarian", hilarious.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Mordin's little Gilbert and Sullivan routine. I couldn't stop laughing after that.
"A scientist Salarian", hilarious.

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[ZeRo5525]

this is from ME2 when you go to our solar system and start probing planets for mineral you eventually get to Uranus. The first time you launch a probe EDI says "Really Shepard?" the second time you probe it EDI says "Probing Uranus"

 

[G1eet]

inb4 the testicle quote:

"Krogan testicles go for about 10,000 credits a pop. That's 40 thousand credits for the full set."

Also, when Joker does the robot when Legion ticks him off.

 

[tomvw]

Mordin's little Gilbert and Sullivan routine. I couldn't stop laughing after that.
"A scientist Salarian", hilarious.

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I can't imagine what the recording sessions for that scene must've been like.

 

[GloatingSwine]

"Us against the unknown, killing it with big guns. Good times!" - Wrex.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Excuse me human, private conversation.

If you've met them, you'll know.

 

[Katana314]

Found another good one coming from those jellyfish aliens over the airwaves on that Asari planet.
"This one does not have time for your solid-waste excretions."
or, in human language:
"I don't have time for your shit!"

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

Excuse me human, private conversation.

If you've met them, you'll know.

Which is especially hilarious if you begin exiting the room near the end of the conversation- a glitch in the system continues the conversation after you've left the room, meaning the quarian's saying, "Um, excuse me, human! Private conversation!" when you're not even in the room.

 

[Uilleand]

Mordin: "So don't *cough* ingest..."

I died. Like ded from the dying.



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[Vrex360]

Ashley Williams: That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "drop on the floor and give me twenty".
Commander Shepard: You still sassin' me soldier? I think you need more physical training.
Ashley Williams: Tsk. Now, skipper, what will it take to prove I'm in prime condition?

Agreed, I too thought that exchange of dialouge was pretty well executed.

As for me, my personal choice would be bringing Wrex and Liara on Noveria:

Shepard: "Let's not start a fight."
Wrex: "Why not?"

Wrex: "If they won't listen to reason then they are fools you should eat them*!"

Also:
Liara: "What was that?"
Wrex: "Probably debris don't have a panic attack.... I'll protect you."

Seriously, throughout the whole game Wrex was a joy to listen to, hence why I always took him with me in an elevator secretly hoping he'd exchange dialouge with the others.

As shown here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOg-nLWe71w
Seriously, that Krogan is king in my eyes.

 

[darth gditch]

ME2, when attempting to recruit someone to your party, but he has a problem he needs your help with first.
Shepard: Just once, I'd like for someone to say "Yes, certainly, I'll help you save the galaxy! Just let me go grab my stuff!"

Funny enough, that's exactly along the lines of what Zaeed says.

 

[Bellvedere]

Mordin: "So don't *cough* ingest..."

I died. Like ded from the dying.



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He gives you advice for Thane as well, something along the lines of "oral contact can has halucinations in humans."

And if you aren't romancing anyone he'll accuse you of always visiting and says that he's not interested in dating you.

Mordin is the greatest.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

You sonuvabitch!
(After punching the interviewer in the face during the interview)

 

[Uilleand]

...also...
Joker is full of awesome...

"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord"

"Leeaather..."

and...

"How d'ya like THAT, ya sonsofbitches!"

 

[camokkid]

All these are from ME2.

"That means Albert Einstein is the most dangerous mother****** in this damn galaxy! Now Private, what is Nikolai Tesla's Third Law?" Random group of soldiers in the Citadel.

Wow, you got that [i/]SO[/i] wrong.

It goes:

Sergeant:"That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a ***** in space! Now, Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's first law?"

Burnside:"Sir, an object in motion stays in motion, sir!"

Sergeant:"No credit for partial answers, maggot!"

Burnside:"Sir, unless acted on by an outside force sir!"

What game were you playing?

Albert Einstein, Nikola Tesla, and Isaac Newton are three completely different people!

 

[Undead Dragon King]

There's a little Easter Egg when you take Tali and Garrus to the Citadel in ME2. At some point when you're walking around, this comes up:

Garrus: Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?

Tali: No.

Garrus: Come on, Remember when we all asked you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!

Tali: This conversation is over.

Garrus: Tell me again about your immune system!

Tali: I have a shotgun.

Garrus: Mmmmmaybe we'll talk later.

I was laughing for a solid minute after that. Another one of my favorites is right after finishing the game:

Illusive Man: Shepard, once again you're proving to be more trouble than you're worth.

Shepard: Sorry, I can't hear you too well. I'm getting a lot of bullshit on this line.

Loved it!

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Also:

"Space Hamster: This furry rodent looks up at you with what seems like a knowing smile."

Tali: Go for the optics, Tjutika! Go for the optics!

My love of BioWare jumped when I saw those.

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes, YEEEAAARRGGHH! *Squeak!*
Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details!