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Nick Stackware said:
I have one from the Portal comic someone mentioned earlier.

"You know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Well I tried it a few dozen times and the bad news is that reality doesn't exist, and the good news is that we have a new cat graveyard"

Followed a few pages later with a flashback which has this:

GLaDOS: I have a wonderful idea for "Bring Your Cat to Work Day."

Scientist: Really? What do you need?

GLaDOS: Just a bit of neurotoxin...

Scientist: Well, as long as it's for science.

I laughed at this for a good ten minutes.
Yeah that was referencing Schrödinger's cat[footnote][link]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schr%C3%B6dinger's_cat[/link][/footnote]
 

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"Yes, in fact. . . .you're already dead" Kenshiro
"Looks like the upper hand. . . . is on the other foot!" Hot Shots Part Duex
"GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY!" Banagher Links
"HAHAHA! Numby Nutkins!" Phil Ken Sebben
"I. . . . . fight for the Users!" Tron
"A giant wwwwwwoooooooorrrrrrmmmmm? . . . . . bored face, kill it with fire. SUCCESS!" Me trying to play WoW and annoying everyone in vent cause I didn't take the game serious
 

Judgement101

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There are so many so I'm just going to say these three.

It's just good business.
- Cutler Beckett

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
- Inigo Montoya

A living being above all else seeks to discharge it's strength. Life itself is will to power. Nothing else matters.
- The Jackal

AC10 said:
God is dead. God remains dead.
I disagree with this but I disagree in a civil manner.
You are aware that is a quote so disagreing with person who posted it is a bit....pointless

OT: I better get the cover of the next Street Fighter for this! You hear me CAPCOM!-Deadpool from MvC3:FoTW
 

AngryViking

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"But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
-V for Vendetta

Guybrush: Can I call you ?Bob??
Murray: You may call me ?Murray?! I am a powerful demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the Gates of Hell ? carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush: ?Stride??
Murray: All right then, roll! Roll through the Gates of Hell! ... must you take the fun out of everything?
Curse of Monkey Island
 

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"ENEMIES OF THE IMPERIUM HEAR ME. YOU HAVE COME HERE TO DIE, THE IMMORTAL EMPEROR IS WITH US AND WE ARE INVINCIBLE.

HIS SOLDIERS WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN. HIS WAR MACHINES WILL CRUSH YOU UNDER THEIR TREADS. HIS MIGHTY GUNS WILL BRING THE VERY SKY CRASHING DOWN UPON YOU.

You cannot win.

The Emperor has given us his greatest weapon to wield, so make yourselves ready.

We are the first Kronus Regiment, and TODAY IS OUR VICTORY DAY" - Governor Militant Lukas Alexander


It's a shame I kill him after that, but oh well. And I typed that speech up from memory, so I can tell it was important to me somehow.



Ooooo, or maybe:

"ELDAR! The Cadian 412th have faced doom before. We bested it then, and we will best it today. Die well." - Gen. Sturnn

OOOOOO, OR:

"To each of us falls a task, and all the emperor requires of us Guardsmen, is that we stand the line, and die fighting.

It's what we do best.

We die, Standing." - Sturnn again.

Fucking Dawn of War Imperial Guard has the best quotes.

Here, have the videos:



 

noxymoron19

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If you believe god creates miracles, then you gotta believe Satan's got a few up his sleeve.
- Dexter

Underneath this mask is a man. Underneath this man is an idea. And an idea is bulletproof
- V for Vendetta

This kitchen is bitchen.
- Accepted
 

Brownie101

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Most of Magicka.

"And remember: The safe word is: BANANA!" ~One of the wizards after you fall into a hole.

"A full assault? This is madness!"
"Madness...No...Actually, yes. That does seem very stupid. Alright then."
~A commander speaking to an underling in front of a large pit.
 

InnerRebellion

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"An old hag who talks too much." The dragon lady from DA:2 (only played the demo.) It made me chuckle.
Oh and anything HK-47 from KotOR says, especially if the sentence involves "meatbag".
 

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"If you are to truly understand, then you will need the contrast, not adherence to a single ideal."
-kreia, KOTOR 2

alot of what kreia says could go up here; shame the game was half-finished and most of her ingeniously manipulative writing doesnt make much sense in context...
 

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"today is a good day for you to die!"-Sarge
also the entire "Inches" speech by Al Pacino
 

Someone Depressing

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1.:) "I'm sorry, Paul... I'm so sorry..."
-That FBI Guy from BURIED.

2.:) "James, you made ME HAPPY."
-Mary from SH2. More games need voice-acters like Her's.

3.:) "Do that again, and I'll bury you alive."
-Nick, being his asshole self.
 

WolfEdge

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"Your defense is WEAK,
Fought imps tougher than you.
Good-Knight turned Bad-Knight?
Good Night for you!"

-Duane and BrandO

"He who koops, and runs away, lives to koop another day!"

-King Koopa
 

TP Potatosalad

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This one from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

"Christmas is just a bunch of bullshit. You just find out that your dad stole all your presents and that your mom gets fucked by a series of never-ending Santa Clauses. Charlie?s mom is a prostitute, by the way.?

- Mac
 

willofbob

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the entirety of OOTS' "this is your junk" routine ("why hasn't this ship left port yet?" "when your uncle died, he left everything for you including this boat. This, sir, is your junk" -Roy walks in- "quick, we need to get everybody on Hojo's junk"...."I feel a great disturbance, as if a thousand double entendres cried out and were silenced")

"diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can find a rock"

from a game, I'd say the fallout classic "did you have your conscience lobotomised as a child!?
 

ultrachicken

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"So that was the day when Haggard single handedly invaded a neutral country" - Preston, Battlefield Bad Company
 

Astoria

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From Aliens

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No. Have you?

Best. Comeback. Ever. Yeah it's not from a game but it's just too awesome to not add.
 

Onihoshi

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This was supposed to be game quotes, yet so many stuff posted is from movies etc.

Anyway:

Over time, we became less human and more...divine. - Raziel, Soul Reaver.

I dreamt I was a moron. - Squall, Final Fantasy VIII

And almost everything from 40k Dawn of War.
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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"It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get."
-Confucius(Reality)

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
-Inigo Montoya(The Princess Bride)

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"
-Uchiha Itachi(Naruto Shippuuden)