Favorite Quote

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Mordin Solus, Mass Effect 2:
I am the very model of a scientist salarian,
I've studied species Turian, Asari, and Batarian,
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of biology
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian
*awkward silence*

 

[Rivers Wells]

GLaDOS: "Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what? I know..."

G-Man: "Wake up and smell the ashes."

Vivi: "How do you prove that you exist...? Maybe we don't exist...?" (Vivi just all kinds of Descartes on ya there.)

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"Welcome to die"

In a horror film:

"We'll just have to wait and see"


"A little of column A and a little of column B"


"D'oh!"

"Time for the final villain? Beat him with a pencil"

"In America!"

"I have a movie for you, 'A Fridge to Far'"

"Paddling a boat, oh you better believe that's a paddlin"

"No try. Do or do not, there is no try"

"Card Games on Motorcycles!"

"One billion, trillion, kahillion, fafillion, jillion, zazillion yen"

 

[MikailCaboose]

"The universe is a yawning chasm, filled with emptiness and the puerile meanderings of sentience."
-Ulyaoth, Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem

 

[lonelydays17]

Glados: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - Portal

Oh, hell yeah. XD; Best quote.

 

[Wierdguy]

"You know me, I always like to savour the last shot before poping the heatsink. Wait... that methaphor just went somewhere terrible..." - Garrus, gta love that guy.

 

[Busdriver580]

"We all have an interest in the future, after all, it's where you and I will be spending the rest of our lives" - from Plan 9

 

[Sonicron]

"We moved toward the city, secure in our holy cause, and beheld such a fortress. And on every hand I saw a great plain of woe and cruel torment. Bitter tombs were scattered with flame, made to glow all over, hotter than iron need be for any craft. And such dire laments issued forth, as come only from those who are truly wretched, suffering and forever lost."
--Dante

Love it or hate it, you cannot deny that scene is epic.

 

[supermariner]

"i'm not drunk, i just got a grant from the council to inspect the gutter and i thought the best way to do that would be to lie face down in it" - i can't actually remember but i think it was Billy Connolly

and:

"after a six year intensive study i have concluded that our diet has something to do with what we eat" - Rik mayall

 

[Oscar Palacios]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49OZ0M_0fhg


LETS ROCK!!!

 

[Oscar Palacios]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49OZ0M_0fhg


LETS ROCK!!!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Give me my Naughty Nightwear". -Lugnut(?), Fallout 3.

 

[STLJuggalo4life]

OTIS THEY LOVED US!--animal house
i named him waggleton p. tallylicker... he will be remembered--bulletstorm
THIS...IS MY BOOMSTICK--army of darkness
screw the rules i have money--seto kaiba,yugioh abridged

 

[The Harkinator]

Well if I ever become a video game character I would be someone like a Fallout companion or some other actually useful NPC, my quotes would be:

'Bloody hell!'

'What did you do this time?'

'You bloody idiot.'

'Yeah 'cos thats a really brilliant idea...'

'IT'S-A-ME your old friend common sense.'

What do you guys think? I think I would make a great video game character.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

"We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very very happy for your success. We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempt to leave the testing area. Assume the Party Escort Submission Position, or you will miss the party." - GLaDOS, Portal

 

[tzimize]

All of these. Hail to the king baby!

Heh....imagine a game/movie/something with both Duke and Ash...

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Not a game quote, but my most favorite quote of all...


However, if you insist on a game quote, then it would have to be Samus from Metroid Fusion...

"We are all bound by our experiences. They are the limits of our consciousness. But in the end, the human soul will ever reach for the truth..."

 

[DevilWolf47]

This was a weirdly hilarious quote from Mass Effect:

"What is it about you that makes people think we enjoy putting our lives on the line?"
--Tali'Zorah nar Rayaa

That being said i think my favorite quote from any work of fiction ever is this:

"Are you familiar with the phrase "The customer is always right?" Well, here I am."
"I'm sorry sir, that's not our policy."
--Falling Down, he doesn't want lunch but the stupid motherfuckers at Whammyburger won't make a small compromise and serve him breakfast because he showed up two and a half minutes too late.

I love quotes that make you think about things that seem routine when they shouldn't. People are all to comfortable with sending someone else to their horrible demise and people are too accustomed to most convenience places having absolutely no standard and thinking it's acceptable to give horrendous customer service and serve you putrid shit. But that's always been what makes me a bad American. I think that people should give an effort and not just themselves because this is a country, not an objectivist society. If i had my way anyone who can't learn to fake a smile and give good customer service would be the ones unemployed right along with the business motherfuckers who are nothing more than extremely successful career thieves.
...sorry, carried away. I'll end the post now.