Favorite Quote
- Thread starter TP Potatosalad
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"Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE *Lol Spoiler* LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm going to get my engineers to create a combustible lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
let these quotes begin to pour in
let these quotes begin to pour in
"In my travels across the Planes, I've seen many things change the nature of a man. Whether regret or love, revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, CAN. I've seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half circle. Belief damned a woman, who clung to the hope that a man loved her when he did not. This entire fortress has been constructed from belief. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is more than just a part of myself".
HK47: "When I dispatch a target, it is not about wanton slaughter. About body count. It is about finesse. Function. Doing more with less. It is *art*".
HK50: "Scoffing Statement: "Oh yes, *art*. It is pathetic that you cling to the belief that your function somehow transcends your construction. It is only evidence of your archaic beliefs - there is no higher purpose in our memory core. Only assassination, murder - and the propagation of our units. When we dispose of this galaxy, we shall move on. There are organics throughout the universe, and we shall murder them all."
HK47: "When I dispatch a target, it is not about wanton slaughter. About body count. It is about finesse. Function. Doing more with less. It is *art*".
HK50: "Scoffing Statement: "Oh yes, *art*. It is pathetic that you cling to the belief that your function somehow transcends your construction. It is only evidence of your archaic beliefs - there is no higher purpose in our memory core. Only assassination, murder - and the propagation of our units. When we dispose of this galaxy, we shall move on. There are organics throughout the universe, and we shall murder them all."
Narrator: "A hero need not speak. When he is gone, the world will speak for him"
343 Guilty Spark: Why would you hesitate to do what you've already done?
And a bonus dark tower passage:
Eddie: If you have given up your heart for the Tower, Roland, you have already lost. A heartless creature is a loveless creature, and a loveless creature is a beast. To be a beast is perhaps bearable, although the man who has become one will surely pay hells own price in the end, but if you should gain your object? What if you should, heartless, storm the Dark Tower and win it? What could you do except degenerate from beast to monster? To gain ones object as a beast would only be bitterly comic, like giving a magnifying glass to an elephaunt. But to gain ones object as a monster? To pay hell is one thing. But do you want to own it?
343 Guilty Spark: Why would you hesitate to do what you've already done?
And a bonus dark tower passage:
Eddie: If you have given up your heart for the Tower, Roland, you have already lost. A heartless creature is a loveless creature, and a loveless creature is a beast. To be a beast is perhaps bearable, although the man who has become one will surely pay hells own price in the end, but if you should gain your object? What if you should, heartless, storm the Dark Tower and win it? What could you do except degenerate from beast to monster? To gain ones object as a beast would only be bitterly comic, like giving a magnifying glass to an elephaunt. But to gain ones object as a monster? To pay hell is one thing. But do you want to own it?
"Add it up, and you are nothing more than a warped, defective boy who knows nothing but Pokémon..."
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"He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart. Do you think you're going to get through to a warped person like that?!"
-Ghetsis, Pokemon White/Black
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"He's nothing more than a freak without a human heart. Do you think you're going to get through to a warped person like that?!"
-Ghetsis, Pokemon White/Black
Advice to the OP: Put details in your topic title, because no one actually reads the OP =/TP Potatosalad said:
For me... I'll be totally unoriginal and quote portal. Minor spoiler for the seven people left who have yet to play it.
"We did have some good times though, didn't we? Remember when the grate was going into the fire pit and we were like "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"... That was great."
"Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head, which would have made this apology sound insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now."
-- GLaDOS, Portal 2
-- GLaDOS, Portal 2
"So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today." The Spy 'Meet the Spy.'
"I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall." Wheatley 'Portal 2.'
"As the sceptical friend said to the inventor of the faeces propelled helicopter; 'this shit will not fly.'" Yahtzee, 'Zero Punctuation.'
"I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall." Wheatley 'Portal 2.'
"As the sceptical friend said to the inventor of the faeces propelled helicopter; 'this shit will not fly.'" Yahtzee, 'Zero Punctuation.'
I've got three...
"Sometimes, doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in a dark pair of pants; You get that warm feeling, but nobody really notices." - Jacob Taylor; Mass Effect 2
"The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." - GLaDOS; Portal
And of course...
"I'm Sander, Fucking, Cohen!" - Sander Cohen; BioShock
"Sometimes, doing a good deed is like pissing yourself in a dark pair of pants; You get that warm feeling, but nobody really notices." - Jacob Taylor; Mass Effect 2
"The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak." - GLaDOS; Portal
And of course...
"I'm Sander, Fucking, Cohen!" - Sander Cohen; BioShock
"You can't break a man the way you break a dog or a horse...The harder you beat a man the taller he stands...To break a mans will, to break his spirit, you have to break his mind. Men have this idea that they can fight with dignity, that there is a proper way to kill someone...It's absurd it's anaesthetic, we need that idea to endure the bloody horror of murder. You must destroy this idea. Show him what a messy, terrible thing it is to kill a man...And show him that you relish in it. Shoot to wound, then execute the wounded, burn them, take them in close combat. Destroy any preconceptions as to what a man is and you become their personal monster...When they fear you, you become stronger, you become better. But let's never forget, it's a display, a posture, like a lions roar or a guerilla thumping at his chest. If you lose yourself in the display, if you succumb to the horror. You become the monster...Not more of a man, but less...and it can be fatal." -The Jackal.
"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die?" -Commander Shepard.
"What will you do, father? You can no longer hide behind the skirts of Athena."
"Athena is dead because of the rage that consumes you, Kratos. What more will you destroy?"
"The hands of Death could not defeat me. The sisters of fate could not hold me. And you will not see the end of this day. I will have my revenge!" -Kratos and Zeus.
"In a place with no law, the strong take what they want, and the weak are their slaves, their play things... And no one is stronger than me." -Cole McGrath.
"What sound will you make when you hit the ground? Think you'll hear it before you die?" -Commander Shepard.
"What will you do, father? You can no longer hide behind the skirts of Athena."
"Athena is dead because of the rage that consumes you, Kratos. What more will you destroy?"
"The hands of Death could not defeat me. The sisters of fate could not hold me. And you will not see the end of this day. I will have my revenge!" -Kratos and Zeus.
"In a place with no law, the strong take what they want, and the weak are their slaves, their play things... And no one is stronger than me." -Cole McGrath.
Man A :"We are all slaves; we are slaves to our country, slaves to our monarch, slaves to our family ,slaves to our morals and slaves to our desires."
Man B : "That's a long password. What do you say about changing it to 'blue'?"
Man B : "That's a long password. What do you say about changing it to 'blue'?"