Clearly it's the fabled lead pipe of lore, anyone who hasn't chosen it is just plain wrong. RESPECT THE PIPE!
The only thing that even comes close to that is a good 'ol Louisville slugger. Or a board with a nail in it, but that's just plain cruel.
The only thing that even comes close to that is a good 'ol Louisville slugger. Or a board with a nail in it, but that's just plain cruel.