"Having problems? Here, sit down, have a drink....you look like a guy who takes himself too seriously. You know what I think? I think you need to lighten up." *Ignites Batman*--Scarecrow, Batman Begins
"Your kind feared the darkness, so we gave you light. You begged us for the Purge, and did it not come to pass? Now you spurn our counsel? You must KNOW YOUR PLACE."--Barthandelus, Final Fantasy XIII
"'Mommy, I want a Kick-Ass party!' Dumb little fucks..."--Frank D'Amico, Kick-Ass
"Ah, yes. What was it you said? "Yippee-ki-yay, ************ ."--Hans Gruber, Die Hard
"The next time we meet, I'll make the affair so excruciating you'll deafen yourself with the sound of your own screams."--Ghirahim, Skyward Sword
"Nothing can beat the sweet music of hundreds of people screaming in unison!"--Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI
EDIT: "INCONCEIVABLE!"-Vizzini, The Princess Bride