Favorite Villain Lines

[TheMann]

Alright, movie time:

"I took Gotham's White Knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. See madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push."
The Joker - The Dark Knight (Man, he had a lot of good ones.)

"But you do still care, don't you Mr. Murdoch? You see, I have become the monster you were intended to be."
Mr. Hand - Dark City

"You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now, evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Uh, can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly throw me a bone here."
Dr. Evil - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Okay, game time:

"Argh, this is so frustrating. Y'see, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you just don't die quickly. Man, uh, example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people are dying left and right, yada, yada, yada. This jackhole rushes me with a freaking spoon. Haha, a freaking spoon! And I'm dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, 'waaahh!', and heh, heh, oooooh he can't even see where he's going and he's bumping into stuff, and oh... Anyway I don't know, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: You're a total *****."
Handsome Jack - Borderlands 2

"You selfish, misbegotten and unnatural child! You smelled the smoke. But you were in dreamland taking tea with your friends. You couldn't be bothered. Your room was protected and spared - while your family upstairs roasted in an inferno of incredible horror."
The Jabberwock - American McGee's Alice

"I don't think so, Admiral. You see, at this point... I'm pretty much the Queen ***** of the Universe. And not all of your little soldiers or space ships will stand in my way again."
Kerrigan - Starcraft: Broodwar

 

[Mojo]

Okay, I dint double check this thread so this might have been posted already, a lot of my favorites have already been.

"A man chooses, a slave obeys." -Andrew Ryan

"Ah, the child of Bhaal has awoken, it is time for more ... experiments." -Jon Irenicus
and
"Silence child, allow the fool to make his judgement." -Jon Irenicus

 

[Machine Man 1992]

"YOU ARE NOT SAREN. RUDIMENTARY CREATURES OF BLOOD AND FLESH. YOU TOUCH MY MIND, FUMBLING IN IGNORANCE, INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING. I AM BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION. I AM SOVEREIGN. " -Sovereign, Mass Effect.

"HUMAN, YOU'VE CHANGED NOTHING. YOUR SPECIES HAS THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER. THAT WHICH YOU KNOW AS REAPERS ARE YOUR SALVATION THROUGH DESTRUCTION...YOU HAVE FAILED. WE WILL FIND ANOTHER WAY. RELEASING CONTROL" -Harbinger, Mass Effect 2

"You may ask, why am I telling you all this. Well, when we meet, and I shoot you in the face, you'll understand why." Danik White, Dead Space 3

"Whoa! Hold yer fire, dandelion! Aren't you the least bit interested who i gave the order to? It's a doozy; Dead Echo. That puke-dick. Same one who killed my men, and your Final Echo squad."
" 'They died hard, those savage men. Like wounded wolves at bay! They were filthy, they were lousy, and they STANK! AND I LOVED THEM!' Thatssss...DOUGLAS MACARTHUR! A real war hero! Don't make like that anymore!"
"Keep coming, your not gonna like what you find! SURPRISE! Meet the elite Heavy Echo Squad: Forged from Satan's thorny black ASSHOLE!"
"I gave you washed up old coots some work! Well I'm sorry it ran counter to your moral compass, SISTER BLEEDING CROTCH!"
"Suck the tears off my dick, YOU UGLY MUD-FUCKERS!" -General Serrano, Bulletstorm

"Where's all this violence coming from? Is it the video games? I bet it was the videogames." The Radioman, Spec Ops: The Line

 

[JagermanXcell]

Persona 4

Spoiler

"You mean whats my motive? I don't really have one. I did it because I could and it was fun. All I did was put people in here, but I don't think the world's the killer either, all this place does is reflect people's thoughts. Soooo if thats the case then the real killers are the people from our world including you." - Adachi

And just about anything that comes out of Nolan's Joker's mouth.

 

[Dangit2019]

Spoiler: Canterlot Wedding spoilers

Cadance suddenly appears in the darkened hall, to whom Twilight murmurs "I'm sorry." The Princess gives a warm smile... before her eyes flash malevolently green.

Cadance: You will be.

DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

Spoiler: Seven spoilers

John Doe: I visited your home this morning after you'd left. I tried to play husband. I tried to taste the life of a simple man. It didn't work out, so I took a souvenir... her pretty head.

 

[Innegativeion]

Obviously there are far too many to list in a single forum post, so I'll throw out an old favorite;

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge,
he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the cards,
man clings to a dim hope.
Yet arcana is the means by which all is revealed.
Beyond the Beaten Path lies the absolute end.
It matters not who you are, Death awaits you."

-Nyx, Persona 3

 

[davidmc1158_v1legacy]

"I know people say I'd kill them as soon as look at the," whispered Teatime. "And in fact I'd much rather kill you than look at you, Mr. Lilywhite." Mr. Teatime in The Hogfather by Terry Pratchettt

"No matter how subtle the wizard, a dagger between the shoulder blades will tend to cramp his style." Vlad Taltos in Jhereg by Steven Brust

"I have come to help you. I've come to teach you how to be civilized!" R.F. in The Stand by Stephen King

"If the job's done well, life comes pouring out, doesn't it? Hot, steaming life, pouring out, splashing on the floor at your feet. Can you imagine how that's going to look, page-turner? Like a vessel of red ink dropped by a clumsy creator." The Demon Mister B in Mister B Gone by Clive Barker

 

[Hyenatempest]

"I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool shit I want for Christmas." -clyde form army of two

"did you really think you could beat me?" *points sword at player* "No, I'm gonna cheat." *pulls gun and shoots* -The Boss and the leader of the Ronin Saints row 2

"I'm surprised you came alone." "I never said I would be alone" -lead of the brotherhood saints row 2

actually just everything from saints row 2

"You're here because you wanted to be something you're not. A hero" -spec ops: the line. final confrontation

 

[Hyenatempest]

Forgot a few

"I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!" - Clyde army of two

"The United States is a no-smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, no drugs. No women - unless of course you're married. No guns, no foul language... no red meat." -Malloy Escape from L.A

" Two hoops, full court. Ten-second shot clock. Miss a shot, you get shot. Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. Two points for a basket, no three-point bullshit. All you gotta do is get ten points. That's it." Cuervo Jones Escape from L.A.

Coop: All right, squid! You tried to wreck the city - again, made me go to some alternate dimension where Jamie is a bigger creep than usual, and you got me locked in a jail with no food? It's go time!
Gorrath: [somewhat calmly] Are you talking to me?
Gorrath: [angrily] I'm on your side now, remember?
Coop: Oh, sorry. Force of habit, I guess. -Megas XLR

 

[Hyenatempest]

" Oh, yes. What was it you said to me before? "Yippie-ki-yay, ************." -Hans Gruber Die Hard

Sorry I'm having fun.

 

[Nouw]

Like tears in the rain...

God I love that line. Blade Runner is a fantastic film.

 

[4173]

"I'd kill for anything. To silence a grating to voice. To darken the light in eyes that dared look at me."

and

"I am Bane -- and I could kill you... but death would only end your agony -- and silence your shame. Instead, I will simply... BREAK YOU!"

--- Bane


"Whuh...Whuh...Not bad 'Crow. What other flavors you got?"

and

"Wait. What's that? "Knock knock" you say. Who's there? Why it's Robin, my dear! Robin who? "Robin Graves." Hehehhehehe"

--- Joker

"Harley Quinn: Ahem.
Joker: Go away, I'm busy.
HQ: Aww come on puddin'. Don't you want to rev up your Harley? Vroom vroom!"

BTAS: Mad Love

"Metron: I warn you one final time. Only a twelfth-level intellect has the slightest hope of surviving what you are about to experience.
Lex Luthor: Then I'm overqualified."

--- JLU: Destroyer


Grundy crush! -- Solomon Grundy

 

[hino77]

"Have you ever wondered why hope was included in pandora`s box, doctor?Could it be... That hope is the most terrible curse of all?" Keith Black from Project Arms. Great manga, with great villians

 

[DJjaffacake]

Spoiler: Assassin's Creed 3 Spoilers

'Even when your kind appears to triumph, still we rise again. And do you know why? It is because the Order is born of a realization. We require no creed. No indoctrination by desperate old men. All we need is that the world be as it is.' Haytham Kenway

And on a lighter tone: 'I AM INVEEENCIBEL!' Boris Grishenko, Goldeneye.

Edit: Thought of two more:

'You lie and kill, in the service of liars and killers.' Loki, The Avengers (Assemble).

'You're off the edge of the map mate. Here be monsters.' Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean.

EditPt2: And some more:

'This is my Albion. Its cities will bow to my law...or they will burn. Its mountains will bend to my will...or they will fall. This is my Albion, its people will do as I say...or they will die. Its future will be as I decree, or it will end. I've seen what must be done and nothing will stand in my way. We will be greater and we will be stronger. No matter what sacrifices we must make. This is my Albion and I will see it destroyed before I surrender it.' Logan, Fable 3.

Sort of a villain protagonist: 'Rubber Dinghy Rapids bro!' Waj, Four Lions.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

I could go all day, so I'll limit myself to one per category.

Comics:

'The detective is correct. This is not the way I do business. I need people to have faith in me, gentlemen. Faith that I'll reward those who serve me well... and punish those who do not.' -Mr. Negative, Spider Man

Movies:

'Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments. Probably not too frightening, to a tough guy, like you, but these crazies... they can't stand it. They SCREAM and they CRY. Much as you are doing now.' -Dr. Jonathan Crane, Batman Begins

Animation:

[While the valley he's in is on fire and Dinobot has just said his name]
'Hmmm, my ears are burning! Yesssssss! Why, Dinobot! What a delightful surprise. Erm, where are we now? Oh yes. I have the golden disk. I have the power to control the future. And the only remaining obstacle in my path to unimaginable glory... is yourself. Exhausted. Damaged beyond recovery. DEFEATED.' -Megatron, Beast Wars

Video Games:

'You think yourself above the will of God? Deplorable... this is truly deplorable, Nikanoru. Death is only a start. There will be songs written about the beauty of the pain I will inflict upon you all!' -Deathevans, Breath of Fire 2

 

[sagitel]

"Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton"
bill in kill bill

 

[Lilani]

It's not really a line, but just this whole song from Frollo in the Hunchback of Notre Dame. I feel like Disney took a huge risk in using this much religious imagery and sexual conflict together, but they really just hit it out of the park. There's nothing held back, it's honest and turbulent and at some points nearly terrifying.

 

[Ken Sapp]

"I'm too old, too tired, and in far too much of a hurry to play C.Y.A. with an "A" that hasn't seen P.T. since whisky tangoed a froxtrot."
~Admiral Emm, Schlock Mercenary [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-09-23]

"Oh, You forgot something, didn't you? Back at the start, I said I was going to tell you about the time I almost died."
~The big bad whose name escapes me at the moment, Fallen

That would be Azazel. One of the best mind screw films of the nineties.


The other gem would be Wild Things.
Quote: "Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison." - Suzie

 

[debtcollector]

A few more.

"Death...is cold, Batman."--Mr Freeze, Arkham City

"Do not stand between the Nazgul and his prey."--The Witch-King of Angmar, The Return of the King

"Let us see how this story unfolds. I'm sure the ending will be...engaging."--The White Witch, Ni no Kuni

"Do you remember that name...they had for me...when I was at Internal Affairs? What was that name?" "I...I don't--" "Say it.......SAY IT!!" "Two-Face. Harvey Two-Face." "Why should I hide who I am?"--Harvey Dent, to Gordon, The Dark Knight

"If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it! *Brings down the moon*"--Skull Kid, Majora's Mask

"We are merely passing through history. This...this is history. Do as you will."--Belloq, Raiders of the Lost Ark

"And lo! How brightly burned their lanthorn! Casts it back the shadow of Occurian design! Testament that man's fate shall be his alone!....On whose shoulders better to stand than those of the would-be gods?"--Dr. Cidolfus Demen Bunansa, Final Fantasy XII

another i'm not sure where it's from;"tell what it is you cherish most...allow me the pleasure of taking it away from you"

That's Sephiroth from FFVII Advent Children. Your first one sounded very similar to it.

 

[Nekron_X]

"Tell me, what is it you fear most? what is it that will make you feel despair? If you feel so obliged to tell me, i will allow you to experience it again and again." -not sure where it came from...

another i'm not sure where it's from;"tell what it is you cherish most...allow me the pleasure of taking it away from you"

"how does it feel to stand on the very stones that ran with your parents' blood?
do you feel sad? full of rage? or does that outfit help bury your feelings?
hiding your true self. you're truly an extraordinary specimen.
i look foward to breaking you."-Hugo Strange Batman:AC


"Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity? insanity is....doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change.
that. is. crazy.but the first time somebody told me that,i don't know i thought they were bullshitting so boom, i shot him.
the thing is(chuckles) ok, he was right.and then i started to see it everywhere i looked, everywhere i looked all these fucking pricks everywhere
i looked doing the exact same fucking thing, over and over and over and over and over again.thinking, 'this time, it's gonna be different.
no,no,no please!this time, it's gonna be different.I am sorry i don't like the way you are looking at me!okay?you have a fucking problem in your head
,do you think i am bullshitting you?do you think i am lying? Fuck you!okay, fuck.you.it's okay man.i'm gonna chill hermano, i'm gonna chill.
the thing is, all right, thing is i killed you once already. and it's not like i am fucking crazy. it's okay. it's like water under the bridge....
Did i ever tell you, the definition of insanity?" - Vaas Far Cry 3

"- In order to meet you. To talk to you like this...to declare war on you."
Not on Anri - on the blade she was wielding.
"I'm so, so, so, so much in love with humans."
Izaya smiled slightly and reiterated what he said before.
"- How could I ever let a mere katana take my love away from me?"
This would be Orihara Izaya's declaration of war on Saika.
"Because all humans are - mine."

and many,many more.