Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[tacori21]

When life gives you lemons go get some tequila and salt!

 

[Corkydog]

When life gives you melons, you are probably dyslexic.

EDIT: Was def ninja'd, but so is everyone else in this thread, so...

 

[arsenicCatnip]

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka and have a party! - Ron White

 

[dalek sec]

When life gives you lemons- BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

 

[cartographer54]

Unless life gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

"When life gives you lemons look at life and shout, 'Who the HELL do you think I am?' Then suckerpunch life right sqwa in da beanbag and sell the lemons on eBay." - Edgar Allen Poe [citation needed]

I actually laughed out loud here. The Citation Needed tag sold it.

 

[Taliesin_A_H]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate"
my favourite 'when life gives you lemons' quote

 

['-_-]

When life gives you lemons, make some lemonade, sell it and thank life for the money.

*Thread has been going on for more than a year now. Props mate!

 

[SnowdensOfYesteryear]

"When life gives you lemons, you're pretty fucked because even LIFE is throwing random shit at you."

 

[Jackalb]

When life gives you lemons..

Soi, Soi, Soi
Oh look a Helicopter.

I have never heard anyone say the phrase unfortunately.

 

[Mr. McFuzzers]

"When life gives me lemons, I make beef stew"
- The Any Millanockis* show theme song

*I have no idea how to spell his last name...

 

['-_-]

When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

Dude i'd totally buy you a dinner for such a fine joke. I chortled slightly.

I'm not being sarcastic either, it's just good humour. Bravo

You know that one is from a hip hop album

 

[Ironic Pirate]

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, you don't have sugar, dumbass. Give them to your friends (even you have some, right?) and watch them make funny faces.

I came up with this after some asshole kept spouting gems like the lemons quote in place if helpful advice on GameFAQs. My fucking game is glitched, and lemonade won't make that any better you shithead.

 

[afaceforradio]

What's your favorite "When life gives you lemons" quote? Mine's gotta be "When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."
What's yours?!

When life gives you lemons, fuck the lemons and bail!

(Ok I stole that from a movie, but it holds some good memories!)

 

[supagama]

when life gives you lemons, you chocke on them and die you stupid lemon eater

 

[interspark]

i take it "squeeze the juice into a water pistol and squirt it in someones eyes" has already been taken? in that case ill come up with more original one.... hmmmm

when life gives you lemons.....

tape them to peoples faces while theyre sleeping and laugh at them?

 

[DSEZ]

when life gives you lemons find a new life that is willing to supply vodka

 

[interspark]

how is this thread so OLD?!?!?!?! its a year old thread and it hasnt even got 400 posts (well, its got 398 while im writing this so it may well have) but STILL!

 

[interspark]

THERE! now it has but im still surprised!