Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[Biosophilogical]

"When life gives you lemons ... who the f*** is life and why does he/she even have lemons?"

 

[Stone Wera]

When life gives you lemons, life's giving you a free meal.

EDIT: Or... When life gives you lemons, remember the peaches.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

When life gives you lemons.......SMASH THEM!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Obsideo]

When life gives you lemons, fuck you, you're ugly.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Tradition has it
That when life gives you lemons
Into the bunker
Assume foetal positions.

 

[NLS]

When life gives you lemons, make burritos.

 

[Subzerowings]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars."

Isn't that one from a sketch by Jonlajoie?

 

[Sun Flash]

My mum once went;

"When life gives you lemons, make melonade. no wait..."

made me laugh, anyway.

 

[Recycle]

When life give you lemons, make grape juice.
Leave all those haters guessing

Also a Megadeth quote I enjoy

"When you dance with the devil, wait 'till the song's over"

Thank you Dave, Thank you

 

[Hawgh]

Spoiler

 

[bak00777]

when life gives you lemons, ask for something else, unless you like lemons.

 

[Klarinette]

OP: That is the best one I've ever heard.

 

[unoleian]

When life gives you lemons, paint that shit gold.

I was gonna say that!

Been kickin' it to that album all day long. er, I assume you picked that up from the Atmosphere album, anyway...

 

[Tristan Sjet]

When life gives you lemons, make a reality bomb, and press the 'detonate' button. life is overrated.

 

[AkJay]

"When life gives you lemons, throw them at people who own expensive cars."

Isn't that one from a sketch by Jonlajoie?

Indeed it is.

 

[bodyguarddied]

When life gives you lemons, use the juice to bleach your mustache.

 

[ProlificOne]

When life gives me lemons, I make a refreshing yogurt drink. (Asad Z. Hotaki)

 

[InnerRebellion]

When life gives you lemons, hope the fucker gives you sugar or you're gonna have really shitty lemonade.

When life gives you lemons...wait, who the fuck is this life and where does he get these lemons to give people?