Favorite "When life gives you lemons," Quotes.

[fun-with-a-gun]

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it."

dang ninjas!

When life gives you lemons... you have lemons.

wow, I didn't know that I was ninja'd by a year.

 

[Joshimodo]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

This.



Also, "When life gives you lemons, feel inadequate that lemon trees are naturally superior to you."

 

[SkellgrimOrDave]

"When life gives you lemons, shove them in a bears arse."

Good old insanity wolf

 

[CrashBang]

When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD!

-Powerthirst-

We have a winner!!

 

[UberLemonBoy]

when life gives you lemons FUCKING run because its raining lemons
When life gives you lemons put them in your name

 

[Brandon237]

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon alter and pray for more. Then sell some on E-bay at a ridiculously high price. The get an expert to genetically modify your lemons so that they make power much better. Then you construct a lemonification ray and turn everything into your GM lemons. Use it to power your factory that produces robots made out of dried lemon peels. Use them to conquer the the now lemony world. Once you have access to the world bank, hire another specialist to modify yourself to like the taste of lemon, I mean REALLY like the taste of lemon. Use your ray to turn all humans into lemons. Starve yourself for a week and resist the urge to eat your furniture, which, by this stage, is also lemon.

Then when you are really hungry, go nuts and try not to think about the fact that those lemons were once your family, our maybe dog turds.

When life realises you have gone mad with lemony power, turn it into lemons as well!

 

[KiLl_RoY]

When life gives you lemons...THE CAKE IS A LIE!

 

[chinangel]

When life gives you lemons...paint them orange and give them to someone else.

 

[dancinginfernal]

When life gives you lemons, you ask for chocolate.

Edit: Damn ninjas.

 

[Phyroxis]

What's your favorite "When life gives you lemons" quote? Mine's gotta be "When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice."
What's yours?!

When life gives you shit, make shit-ade?


Thats one of my favorites.

 

[Daniel Armstrong]

When life gives you lemons, wonder why the fuck it had to be lemons.

 

[Evil the White]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons, you're dyslexsic.

 

[Dapsen]

When life gives you lemons, tell someone about how you got a free, fucking lemon! How awesome is that!?.

Yeah, basically be able to laugh at your own situation, and you'll be free of a lot of pressure and stress. By the way, I just thought of that.

 

[Spiner909]

When life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

 

[reiem531]

"When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew!"
~Andy Milonakis

 

[Rasputin1]

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonAIDS

I've no idea how, but that made me laugh so much.

 

[Liham]

When life gives you lemons, break out the tekila and salt.

 

[AnthonTheSkabot]

when life gives you lemons go try to figure out why your life has turned into a human to give you lemons

 

[Lizmichi]

Ok I have two
"When life gives you lemons suck out all of the vitamin C and yell ?EAT THAT, LIFE!"
"When life gives you lemons when no one is looking, throw them through life?s window and run away."