Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"...(leaping on people?) and spreading his cape like a great and terrible (dark and brooding?) flasher of the night."King of the N00bs said:
I pick all of them combined into some kind of drug-addled short story. Actually, maybe you should write that Yahtzee, it has about as much promise as The Hopeless Endeavour.RUINER ACTUAL said:
"OH CHRIST, I can't go on, this shit is bananas!" -MGS 4
"Then again, I spent $100 on Mirror's edege so apperintly I'm a RETARD" -can't remember
"So without further ado. Go Team Retard!" -again
*Insert all of Wolfienstien*
"Never stick your dick in a pudding... Because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!" -can't remember
"IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!" -?
*all of Duke Nukem*
AND
The end of the Halo 3 review, The whole bit ending with "I fucking called it."
OH and "Pants on Head Retarded"
"Then again, I spent $100 on Mirror's edege so apperintly I'm a RETARD" -can't remember
"So without further ado. Go Team Retard!" -again
*Insert all of Wolfienstien*
"Never stick your dick in a pudding... Because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!" -can't remember
"IT BEATS THE FUCK OUT OF ME!" -?
*all of Duke Nukem*
AND
The end of the Halo 3 review, The whole bit ending with "I fucking called it."
OH and "Pants on Head Retarded"
f you said to me "sci-fi reimagining of another culture's mythology mostly concerned with robots," I would immediately think Too Human and punch you in the bollocks for reminding me of it.
I guess it's good to stick to what you know, and Frictional seem to be stuck, nailed, and riveted to what they know. And what they know is how to make me poo my pants.
PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!"
i could sit here all day doing this ha
I guess it's good to stick to what you know, and Frictional seem to be stuck, nailed, and riveted to what they know. And what they know is how to make me poo my pants.
PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!"
i could sit here all day doing this ha
My top 2 (That I use constantly around friends) Yahtzee quotes are:
"Yea, it's pretty good."
"As the Chinese Zoo Keeper said to the last male panda on earth: FUCK THAT!"
"Yea, it's pretty good."
"As the Chinese Zoo Keeper said to the last male panda on earth: FUCK THAT!"
Mine is either
"F***ed if I know!" from the Just Cause review,
The whole How to be a video games journalist sequence from the same review,
OR
"This is the most fun you'll have with your computer until they invent a force feedback c**k-piece" or "Absoluely sublime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes." Honestly, I'm amazed he loved Portal so much!
"F***ed if I know!" from the Just Cause review,
The whole How to be a video games journalist sequence from the same review,
OR
"This is the most fun you'll have with your computer until they invent a force feedback c**k-piece" or "Absoluely sublime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes." Honestly, I'm amazed he loved Portal so much!
