Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"At the most basic level, Real Time Strategy gameplay is most incommon with the RPGs. They both start out piss poor and building upto the point where you can take on the next big challenge. Also, they're both most frequently played by losers- no end sentence begin anew!!!!!"
Second quote's a bit long but I love the delivery.
"There doesn't seem to be much reason to develop troops. Vehicles don't move any slower, only take slightly longer to build, and, well, they're fucking tanks! The only downside I found is that the Earth Army's apparantly omitted 3-point turns and parallel parking from the driving test, and when you're trying to maneuver a large number of vehicles through tight passes, it turns into herding a particularly dim flock of sheep during an earthquake. Which can get really annoying when the enemies are defending and all your big guns are all in the back, eating grass and fucking eachother!"
Both from the Halo Wars review
Second quote's a bit long but I love the delivery.
"There doesn't seem to be much reason to develop troops. Vehicles don't move any slower, only take slightly longer to build, and, well, they're fucking tanks! The only downside I found is that the Earth Army's apparantly omitted 3-point turns and parallel parking from the driving test, and when you're trying to maneuver a large number of vehicles through tight passes, it turns into herding a particularly dim flock of sheep during an earthquake. Which can get really annoying when the enemies are defending and all your big guns are all in the back, eating grass and fucking eachother!"
Both from the Halo Wars review
Continued, because it was also one of my favorite lines... "They were right fucking there, we could have communicated by waggling our eyebrows! What happens when this stupid arbitrary time limit runs out?! Do their suicide collars explode do they lose honor and disembowel themselves what?! And you know who they were? Absolutely nobody! Nameless, faceless marines like the kind I had just made fifty of!"blackshark121 said:
And from the H.A.W.X. review.
"The PMC points out that the U.S. can't stop them from doing business with whoever they want and that's probably true, BUT THEN they invade Washington, bomb the White House and try to shoot down Airforce One, I'm pretty sure the U.S. is within their rights to stop them from doing that!"
I have many, but the only one that comes to mind at this moment is:
"It's presented as a 70's exploitation film in which a dorky whit cop and a sassy black cop who uses the word '************' the way most of us would use a comma..." -Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation review of The House of the Dead: Overkill.
And anything in the Year in Review - 2008 video.
"It's presented as a 70's exploitation film in which a dorky whit cop and a sassy black cop who uses the word '************' the way most of us would use a comma..." -Yahtzee, Zero Punctuation review of The House of the Dead: Overkill.
And anything in the Year in Review - 2008 video.
" He dresses like he just ran full speed through a circus clown's washing line, and he looks like he draws on his abdominal muscles with a felt tip pen "
- Prince of Persia, Dec 31st 2008.
lol cracked me up, though I love the game
- Prince of Persia, Dec 31st 2008.
lol cracked me up, though I love the game
"But the kids are into anime these days so let's all jump around on the ceiling dressed like twats."
"Select one prick, select one prick and all his prick friends standing near him, select all the pricks on the current screen or call a great big all-map prick hoedown." Probably not the exact wording, but it made me laugh pretty hard when I saw the video.
For sight gags, I always liked "THIS IS A MUMORPUGER" with the picture of the woman screaming in terror.
For sight gags, I always liked "THIS IS A MUMORPUGER" with the picture of the woman screaming in terror.
"This review takes us back to the primitive days of 1998, back when the World Trade Center was still defiantly sticking two fragile fingers up at the looming threat of global insurgency, Bill Clinton was wholeheartedly regretting Monica Lowinsky's choice of dry cleaner, and, PC gaming still mattered.
(AAAAARRRGG----)
As it does to this day.
(Laughter.)"
Without a doubt my all-time favorite line from the "Thief" review.
(AAAAARRRGG----)
As it does to this day.
(Laughter.)"
Without a doubt my all-time favorite line from the "Thief" review.
"Then a message came up saying my morale had gone down. No it fuckin hadn't, Red Faction: Geurilla, now get outta the way so I can break all your stuff!"
I was dying of laughter, and I had to watch it over and over again.
I was dying of laughter, and I had to watch it over and over again.
I don't believe it! Alons-y, Alonzo!TempestZ said:
Back on topic...
"Short answer: NO. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
"so your gaming web comic is complete, all that there is left to do is throw it in a fucking bin, because you are a talentless prick that diserves to suffacate on a bag of porrage (Or however you spell it)