My favorites are all from the GH3 one.
"The day I pay $60 for an expansion pack is the day I swallow razor wire, pull the other end out of my ass, and floss myself to death."
"First, what happened to Clive Winston? And second, what the fuck happened to Clive Winston, you pricks? He was my favorite character! Now we've got some giggly J-Pop creature, and you can't play classic rock with that... thing, it's like cock-slapping the Mona Lisa!"
"All in all, it's just not as good as tonguing another man's balls. I mean, as it used to be.
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I'm not gay."
Oh, wait, there's one from the RE5 review too.
"And the hero is old hand Chris Redfield, whose tiny dorky head on absurdly muscled body looks like someone left a chia pet on top of a fridge.