Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"fucking hell! did anyone see that? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples, I am a monster truck that walks like a man"
or something along those lines
-Darksiders Review
or something along those lines
-Darksiders Review
From Madworld, I think.
"This game is the Wii's "gritty" title, which means everyone says the word fuck like it's on their word-of-the-day calendar.
Or any line from his Transformers WFC review (especially "I'm not up to date with Transformers Canon *picture shows him saying "But he looks nothing like a bee" - That cracked me up more than anything else he's done) because his views reflected mine thoroughly.
But probably
"Would you like to skip this level?"
"Yes, maybe I will. And maybe I'll go and eat a french fancy and take a bubblebath to wash my new VAGINA! Now get out of the way, this shit won't beat me."
It's funny because I eat french fancies all the time
"This game is the Wii's "gritty" title, which means everyone says the word fuck like it's on their word-of-the-day calendar.
Or any line from his Transformers WFC review (especially "I'm not up to date with Transformers Canon *picture shows him saying "But he looks nothing like a bee" - That cracked me up more than anything else he's done) because his views reflected mine thoroughly.
But probably
"Would you like to skip this level?"
"Yes, maybe I will. And maybe I'll go and eat a french fancy and take a bubblebath to wash my new VAGINA! Now get out of the way, this shit won't beat me."
It's funny because I eat french fancies all the time
"Fans are clinging complaining dipshits who'll never ever be grateful for any concessions you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it."
-From his Silent Hill: Homecoming review, because it's sonauseatingly tragically true.
-From his Silent Hill: Homecoming review, because it's so
Might as well continue the review, although it hardly seems now, since the bar's already been set on the floor of satan's wine cellar...
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this one yet, although admittedly the review in question is quite recent.
"I set off in a south-easterly direction and was attacked by bandits, who I could now kill from a smug position of moral superiority. Then I took all their stuff, which isn't stealing because they attacked me, making it mine by international law of Go Fuck Yourselves."
Fallout: New Vegas review
"I set off in a south-easterly direction and was attacked by bandits, who I could now kill from a smug position of moral superiority. Then I took all their stuff, which isn't stealing because they attacked me, making it mine by international law of Go Fuck Yourselves."
Fallout: New Vegas review
Silent Hill 2
"It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin."
"It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin."
"Hey, Bioware, you know why the first game sold so well, right? And it sure as hell wasn't for the vehicle sections!" - Mass Effect 2. Because it's true.
Also-
"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"
Also-
"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"
Ooooh so many to choose from but my favorite bit is definitely:
"We lost contact!" wailed a support character.
BULL FUCKING SHIT!
We didn't lose contact they were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate using our eyebrows and all possible threats were dead! What the fuck happened when the stupid arbitary time limit ran out: did their Battle Royale collars detonate did they all lose honour and disembowl themselves!?! And you know who they were? Absolutely bloody no-one! Faceless pricsk I'd vat grown about 50 of that very morning! But no they were going to make me do the whole fucking mission again. As the exasperated Chinese zoo-keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT!
It hits especially home for me as I too have suffered the torments of RTS time limits running out just before victory (FFFFFFFFFFF-).
"We lost contact!" wailed a support character.
BULL FUCKING SHIT!
We didn't lose contact they were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate using our eyebrows and all possible threats were dead! What the fuck happened when the stupid arbitary time limit ran out: did their Battle Royale collars detonate did they all lose honour and disembowl themselves!?! And you know who they were? Absolutely bloody no-one! Faceless pricsk I'd vat grown about 50 of that very morning! But no they were going to make me do the whole fucking mission again. As the exasperated Chinese zoo-keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT!
It hits especially home for me as I too have suffered the torments of RTS time limits running out just before victory (FFFFFFFFFFF-).
