Favourite Family Guy Quote!

[Nimcha]

Oooh, we have a hater I see! How cool is that?

It isn't. But I'm not trying to be "cool". I'm just saying Seth MacFarlane is to actual funny comedy what Chris Brown is to Rihanna's face.

/Whitney Houston, you are officially off the hook as a punchline.

I disrespectfully disagree.

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

You know the look of incredulity someone gets when you say something so thoroughly asinine that all that person can do is stare in disbelief at the sheer stupidity of what you just said?

I get that look when people tell me Family Guy is funny.

It's funny moments are getting fewer and far...betweener (?). Long ago it wasn't all about sex jokes or people just insulting each other.

Umm...


My point stands about Family Guy. If that's what's influencing young comedians, we're screwed. Family Guy isn't funny.

I do agree with you, for the most part. Groucho and company were a million times funnier than most of Seth MacFarlane's mind-dumps.

 

[TheTim]

"I'm no school administrator, but there's an extension program going on in my trousers." -Cleveland Brown

EDIT: Whats with all these clowns posting things that aren't quotes from Family Guy, if you don't like the fucking show then why the hell did you open up this thread? morons.

 

[Lynx]

- Stewie, you're drunk.
- YOU'RE SEXY.


Edit: All you people who dislike Family Guy, why do you comment when nobody asked you to?

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"Those are my father's cards, if you don't pick them up, he's gunna be mad"

 

[Mr Pantomime]

My favourite would be "Meg, who let you back in the house?"

or

"Meg, you dirty dirty girl, you are not to touch any of my things"

 

[Slaanax]

this is the only one I can think of right now.

 

[Chris Sandford]

Brian: Hmm Magic Johnson is now down to one aid
*get hits by a car

 

[Les Awesome]

B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD WORD

 

[Les Awesome]

Hippie: c'mon man try it! its a cheeseburger
*hands drug*
Peter: i later learned it wasn't a cheeseburger

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I laugh so hard at this everytime! SERIOUSLY! History's coolest reference!

Also this :3

 

[AlexWinter]

I laugh so hard at this everytime! SERIOUSLY! History's coolest reference!

Also this :3

Agree with the Quagmire/Brian one. Watched it thinking, So true man.

 

[loc978]

Stewie, an infant, referring to Brian's 20-something girlfriend's lack of intelligence:

"It's like she's fucking five!"

 

[Censorme]

Gary Busey looks at a mirror.
HOW AM I DOING TODAY GARY BUSEY!?

An evil clown reflection with snakes for hair gives him two thumbs up.
YER DOIN GREAT!!!

 

[Levi93]

"Pizza delivery man, prepare to feel the wrath of my cat laucher!" *picks up a crossbow and a sack of cats*

 

[Sacul]

Well Lois if I'm childish, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and be lectured by a pervert!

I use that on my girlfriend all the time hehe.

This is what I choose.

Anyone who quotes Family Guy in an attempt to get a laugh is no friend of mine. I can't understand how this show has been on for so long, not to mention that McFarlane owns 75% of the Sunday Primetime Block on Fox with his other bastard offspring, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. But I suppose it makes about as much sense as the Simpsons still being on 15 years after its prime.

Hard to choose, there's just too many.

Spoiler: Well here's a couple.

Notice how he walks in through the door and then promptly walks out the same way only for there to be a window. That's how half-ass this show is in its execution.

WOW! That's amazing! I've never heard about how much Family Guy sucks! I would of never realized this without your wisdom. Clearly you are better than I. I mean it's not like I merely watch Family Guy for a cheap laugh or two and to be entertained, it's not like I don't care in the slightest about your views on the show, it's not like I know the show isn't that good and is getting even worse as it goes on but I still watch it because as stated before it's entertaining and still has it's moments.

Shame I've already quoted it before, but fortunately enough I never wanted to be your friend in the first place.

 

[Hatchet90]

Well Lois if I'm childish, you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and be lectured by a pervert!

I use that on my girlfriend all the time hehe.

This is what I choose.

Anyone who quotes Family Guy in an attempt to get a laugh is no friend of mine. I can't understand how this show has been on for so long, not to mention that McFarlane owns 75% of the Sunday Primetime Block on Fox with his other bastard offspring, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. But I suppose it makes about as much sense as the Simpsons still being on 15 years after its prime.

Hard to choose, there's just too many.

Spoiler: Well here's a couple.

Notice how he walks in through the door and then promptly walks out the same way only for there to be a window. That's how half-ass this show is in its execution.

WOW! That's amazing! I've never heard about how much Family Guy sucks! I would of never realized this without your wisdom. Clearly you are better than I. I mean it's not like I merely watch Family Guy for a cheap laugh or two and to be entertained, it's not like I don't care in the slightest about your views on the show, it's not like I know the show isn't that good and is getting even worse as it goes on but I still watch it because as stated before it's entertaining and still has it's moments.

Shame I've already quoted it before, but fortunately enough I never wanted to be your friend in the first place.

You don't care, and yet you care enough to respond to my quote in an angry and sarcastic tone, right. I'm glad to educate those less fortunate souls who have no sense of humor whatsoever.

You know the look of incredulity someone gets when you say something so thoroughly asinine that all that person can do is stare in disbelief at the sheer stupidity of what you just said?

I get that look when people tell me Family Guy is funny.

It's funny moments are getting fewer and far...betweener (?). Long ago it wasn't all about sex jokes or people just insulting each other.

Umm...


My point stands about Family Guy. If that's what's influencing young comedians, we're screwed. Family Guy isn't funny.

I do agree with you, for the most part. Groucho and company were a million times funnier than most of Seth MacFarlane's mind-dumps.

God Bless, glad to see someone with sense on this thread.

 

[Mister Awesome]

Louis: "what is it peter?"

Peter: "It's a girl... but there's a penis on it, let me get that!"

 

[drh1975]

From "When You Wish Upon A Weinstein": If I'm a child, Lois, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

 

[Dapsen]

Loads of people standing in a hall in a mansion:

*Lights go out, screen goes black*

Peter: "OMG! Is this what black people see, ALL the time?!"

Pure win, right there.