Favourite Family Guy Quote!

[ENKC]

"Banality, banality, banality, cut away joke that was probably written before they even knew what the episode would be about, banality, banality, repeat because we think if something that isn't funny goes on for long enough it'll somehow become funny."

Admittedly they do have some funny moments but the fact is it has an awful writing staff and Seth MacFarlane's a hack.

You have no soul.

My favourites are "That one is also sexual." and of course "BUTTSCRATCHER!" which has been a running joke with my friends ever since.

 

[Stoogie]

After they finish watching 2girls 1 cup, stewie goes. Imagine 2 guys doing that!

 

[Safaia]

 

[HavoK 09]

OH MY GOD! WHO THE HELL CARES?

great quote i see it a lot ins team forums

 

[Comrade_Beric]

Lois: "Uhh, you're too talented to be the lead actor. Instead you can, uh... be the producer!"
Peter: (long imaginary scene involving being a rich producer, falling down a hill, and crashing into the home of a spanish-speaking family) "I love Mexicans! I'll do it!!"

 

[dex-dex]

Tom Tucker: And now time for Ollie Williams with the Black-U-Weather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie: It gon rain.
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.

Tom: And now to our weatherman Ollie Williams for the Blackie-Weather Forecast, Ollie?
Olie: IT'S RAININ' SIDEWAYS!
Tom: Don't you have an umbrella?
Olie: USED TO!
Tom: Where is it now?
Olie: INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!
Tom: Is there anything we can do for you?
Olie: BRING ME SOME SOUP!
Tom: What kind?
Olie: CHUNKY!
Tom: Thanks, Ollie.

I love those!
I also get a good laugh at a segment of Cheeky bastard! and also the side boob hour!

 

[ParadoxBG]

I'm not going to call the hospital because you won't learn anything if I do.

--Brian, after Peter falls down the stairs, having tried to build an indoor waterslide, and kind of mangled and in serious pain.

 

[Lilani]

I rather love the "6000 chicken fajitas" gag, and also "pick up my poop."

Spoiler: PICK UP MY POOP!

 

[Mana Fiend]

I... who? why those quotes?
I prefered back when the show had a few high brow jokes
Peter: Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli.
Cut to Disraeli looking up at the screen*
Disraeli:You don't even know who I am!

This. I can see this clip to this day and still laugh.

 

[ParadoxBG]

You know the look of incredulity someone gets when you say something so thoroughly asinine that all that person can do is stare in disbelief at the sheer stupidity of what you just said?

I get that look when people tell me Family Guy is funny.

It's funny moments are getting fewer and far...betweener (?). Long ago it wasn't all about sex jokes or people just insulting each other.

Umm...


My point stands about Family Guy. If that's what's influencing young comedians, we're screwed. Family Guy isn't funny.

Errr...Well, far be it from me to make a broad generalizing statement, but I think I tend to agree. It was hilarious when I was twelve, but I gotta admit that, while there are still occasional amusing bits, the show as a whole is just bloated and self-absorbed. And so is Seth McFarlane.

It's like a relationship. There may be good moments, occasionally, in among the bad, but that doesn't really console much when they're thowing plates at you.

 

[ramboondiea]

peter: hey brian look theres a message in my cereal it says oooooooooo.

brian: "peter those are those cheerios.

couldnt stop laughing at that, its up there with the gay cowboy song

 

[Tjoubou]

Holly! Welcome to Fjurgs bakery!

 

[ThatFanBoyGuy]

Brian: Here's a song by a gay guy.

*cue Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley. Backstage*

Marvin: Yo, Rick! It's your cousin! Your cousin... Marvin Astley? You know that kind of generic, mediocre sound you were lookin' for? Well, listen to this!

Random person in the crowd: "I didn't like that at all!" LOL

 

[SimuLord]

peter: hey brian look theres a message in my cereal it says oooooooooo.

brian: "peter those are those cheerios.

couldnt stop laughing at that, its up there with the gay cowboy song

It's "a message in my Alpha-Bits". Which, against all odds, is actually amusing. What's it doing on Family Guy?

 

[Nimcha]

peter: hey brian look theres a message in my cereal it says oooooooooo.

brian: "peter those are those cheerios.

couldnt stop laughing at that, its up there with the gay cowboy song

It's "a message in my Alpha-Bits". Which, against all odds, is actually amusing. What's it doing on Family Guy?

Oooh, we have a hater I see! How cool is that?

 

[joecop17]

PETER: Brian there is a message in my Alpha-Bits. It says OOOOOOOO.
BRIAN: Peter those are Cheerios.

or

Stewie: YES, YES, This is my rifle,
this is my gun,
this is for fighting,
this is for fun

 

[Duncan Trice]

I SAW A FISH!!!
classic Ollie Williams

 

[Painstake]

my god

this entire website just crystallised in and of this thread

you are all terrible people

 

[SimuLord]

Oooh, we have a hater I see! How cool is that?

It isn't. But I'm not trying to be "cool". I'm just saying Seth MacFarlane is to actual funny comedy what Chris Brown is to Rihanna's face.

/Whitney Houston, you are officially off the hook as a punchline.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

Gosh, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.
I believe it's season 8, episode 3. There's a small story before the quote, so you might not get it.

Was that not like something in America Dad with Haley as a sleeper agent?

OT: This refers to Lois(forget how to spell name) as a model. I am also paraphrasing
Peter: I will masturbate your modeling pictures.
Chris: And I will masturbate to her pictures too.
Meg: So will I.
Peter:Ew Meg that is disgusting get out of the house.

Later in the episode Meg says something at the table followed by
Peter: Who let you back in the house?