Favourite simpsons quotes
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Bartender: "What'll ya have?"
Homer: "Gimme one of those giant beers I've heard so much about."
(Bartender lifts a keg-sized can of Fosters onto the bar counter)
Bartender: "Somefin' wrong yank?"
Homer(looking disappointed): "Yeah, it's pretty big..."
Marge: "I'll just have coffee."
Bartender: "Beer, it is."
Marge: "No, no, coffee."
Bartender (wary): "Beer?"
Marge: "Cof-fee."
Bartender: "Bee-eer?"
Marge: "C-O-"
Bartender: "B-E-"
I love the Australia episode.
Homer: "Gimme one of those giant beers I've heard so much about."
(Bartender lifts a keg-sized can of Fosters onto the bar counter)
Bartender: "Somefin' wrong yank?"
Homer(looking disappointed): "Yeah, it's pretty big..."
Marge: "I'll just have coffee."
Bartender: "Beer, it is."
Marge: "No, no, coffee."
Bartender (wary): "Beer?"
Marge: "Cof-fee."
Bartender: "Bee-eer?"
Marge: "C-O-"
Bartender: "B-E-"
I love the Australia episode.
"Duff Man can't breathe, oh no!" -Duff Man
"Kids, you did your best, and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." -Homer
"Remember what Vince Lombary said, 'if you lose, you're out of the family" -Homer
- That's not a knife, this is a knife. (Australian)
- That's a spoon. (Marge)
- I see you've played knifie-spoonie before. (Australian)
"Kids, you did your best, and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try." -Homer
"Remember what Vince Lombary said, 'if you lose, you're out of the family" -Homer
- That's not a knife, this is a knife. (Australian)
- That's a spoon. (Marge)
- I see you've played knifie-spoonie before. (Australian)
A few more:::
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man... (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know.
Marge: This is the worst thing you've ever done.
Homer: You say that so often that it lost its meaning.
The Simpsons is has some of the best singular quotes, but if I have to pick one:
"I'm not a thief, I'm a scavenger, Like the majestic vulture, the heroic tapeworm and America's sweetheart: the maggot." ~Homer Simpson.
Or from the same episode:
"It's not stealing if you take it fast."~ Moe Syzlak
"I'm not a thief, I'm a scavenger, Like the majestic vulture, the heroic tapeworm and America's sweetheart: the maggot." ~Homer Simpson.
Or from the same episode:
"It's not stealing if you take it fast."~ Moe Syzlak
Homer to the Queen: Our Beatles beat your precious Rolling stones
Homer: I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb
Bart: After trying 4 times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way!
Homer: I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb
Bart: After trying 4 times to explain it to Homer, I explained it to Mom and we were on our way!
Ralph Wiggum : My knob tastes funny.
(Brits will laugh at that, but it wasn't lewd.)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Shiva H. Vishnu!
God : Okely Dokely!
*whistle*
Yabba Dabba Doo
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest man in history
From the...town of Springfield
He's about to hit a Chestnut Tree.....AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGH!
(Brits will laugh at that, but it wasn't lewd.)
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Shiva H. Vishnu!
God : Okely Dokely!
*whistle*
Yabba Dabba Doo
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest man in history
From the...town of Springfield
He's about to hit a Chestnut Tree.....AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGH!
Reverend Lovejoy: This so-called new religion is nothing but a pack of weird rituals and chants, designed to take away the money of fools. Now let's say the Lord's Prayer 40 times, but first, let's pass the collection plate.
I have two:
Jasper: Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Homer: There once was a rapping tomato. That's right, I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day, from April to May... And also, guess what? It was me.
Jasper: Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
Homer: There once was a rapping tomato. That's right, I said rapping tomato. He rapped all day, from April to May... And also, guess what? It was me.
I have got a whole book full of them, where to start?
Marge: A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious, but he's not some hyperactive monster.
(Bart appears outside the window dressed as a cheerleader)
Bart: Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "art"!
Skinner: Good lord! He's gotten into the pep closet.
Homer: I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.
More to come.
Marge: A drug? I know Bart can be rambunctious, but he's not some hyperactive monster.
(Bart appears outside the window dressed as a cheerleader)
Bart: Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "art"!
Skinner: Good lord! He's gotten into the pep closet.
Homer: I'd say he's coming out of the pep closet.
More to come.
Luigi: Homer, he's out-a of control-a. he gave me a bad review. So my "friend" put a horse-a head in his bead. He ate-a the head and gave it a bad review! True story.
"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times" - Mr Burns
"I call the big one Bitey" - Homer
and
Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S!
Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy
ah Roy.....how we miss you.
"I call the big one Bitey" - Homer
and
Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S!
Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy
ah Roy.....how we miss you.
That one. It was priceless! Topped only by "Save me Jebus!"TheNecroswanson post=18.69127.650886 said: