This and WTFIWWY have gotten me accustomed to a lot of news about stupid people doing stupid stuff, including people breaking into homes and doing non burglary things, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone leaving a bill for those things.
Weirder, still, trying to find the news story and instead discovering a separate incident, in a different part of Ohio, from June (http://www.yourjewishnews.com/pages/w5096.aspx) with the same woman. She's officially been doing this for months, now. At least her rates haven't gone up.
Also, did anyone else hear Paul start his "drug habit" joke and sort of expect drug smuggling nuns?