Feed Dump: Drug Lobsters
- Thread starter Graham_LRR
- Start date
Graham, how exactly would a person huff a lobster? Do you grind it up first? And how was that your first thought on using lobsters as drugs? I get that this is a humour show, but I am sitting here trying to figure this out and the closest I can come up with is grinding the outer shell like ancient Egyptians did with beetles. Except that was used for makeup.Graham_LRR said:
Side-note: Cams reaction was amazing.
Heh, Cam seems to have a solid plan there...
Oh lord those shirts and everything that comes with them...
You do have to be morbidly curious about the worst toilet in a given country.
Oh lord those shirts and everything that comes with them...
You do have to be morbidly curious about the worst toilet in a given country.
Graham, those shirts could probably fund your entire operation for years if you just lower your standards enough...
We need LRR to do the Lol, Canada! as a full national anthem. Do it... DOOOOO IT!!
"Go Flames."
XD XD XD
...
I want that hat.
"Go Flames."
XD XD XD
...
I want that hat.
Isn't "huffing the lobster" a euphemism for something? In fact, didn't they use that in "50 Shades of Grey"?
And, DVS BSTrD...I'm very disappointed in you. You had a prime opportunity to do your usual punnage, and forgot to mention about the toilet that got ahead of the others.
CAPTCHA: I think I am
O_O Ah crap...THE CAPTCHA'S BECOMING SELF-AWARE AGAIN! RUN!!!
And, DVS BSTrD...I'm very disappointed in you. You had a prime opportunity to do your usual punnage, and forgot to mention about the toilet that got ahead of the others.
CAPTCHA: I think I am
O_O Ah crap...THE CAPTCHA'S BECOMING SELF-AWARE AGAIN! RUN!!!
>Huff the lobster
Damn it! I was eating a sandwich at the time! Now I need a new keyboard - this one's covered in half-chewed chicken and bacon for some reason!
Damn it! I was eating a sandwich at the time! Now I need a new keyboard - this one's covered in half-chewed chicken and bacon for some reason!
oorfighter into 50 shades of brown
That was wonderful. Just out of curiousity, do you guys get these stories from some sort of "somewhat-insane people do commit minor crimes" aggregator, or do you find them by yourself?
Swimmingrock: I imagine that you would crack it open, let the meat dry, then powderize that.
Swimmingrock: I imagine that you would crack it open, let the meat dry, then powderize that.
probably the reason why Paul misunderstood the lobster story was because of the huge amount of guess what they smuggled and in what it was stored in the past. they should make a clue type bored game out of those. oh he smuggled 100 lizards in can food containers, or 50 grams of heroin in a child's snugie.
This and WTFIWWY have gotten me accustomed to a lot of news about stupid people doing stupid stuff, including people breaking into homes and doing non burglary things, but this is the first time I've ever heard of someone leaving a bill for those things.
Weirder, still, trying to find the news story and instead discovering a separate incident, in a different part of Ohio, from June (http://www.yourjewishnews.com/pages/w5096.aspx) with the same woman. She's officially been doing this for months, now. At least her rates haven't gone up.
Also, did anyone else hear Paul start his "drug habit" joke and sort of expect drug smuggling nuns?
Weirder, still, trying to find the news story and instead discovering a separate incident, in a different part of Ohio, from June (http://www.yourjewishnews.com/pages/w5096.aspx) with the same woman. She's officially been doing this for months, now. At least her rates haven't gone up.
Also, did anyone else hear Paul start his "drug habit" joke and sort of expect drug smuggling nuns?
I don't know about huffing lobsters, but Granny Clampett* used to smoke crawdads.
*Technically she was a Moses.
*Technically she was a Moses.
