Feed Dump: French Fry Attack!

[Tartarga]

Man my birthday is tomorrow, SO CLOSE! And who does throw away fresh Mcdonalds fries, if you're not going to eat them you could at least mail them to me or something. But by then they would have lost their freshness.

 

[Ryltarcalmin]

YAAAY! YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Feintingfox]

He remembered my birthday too. Thanks Graham.

 

[The Grim Ace]

Wait, if french fries count as a deadly weapon, are we not all absolute badasses for eating them? My guess is yes.

*munches on fries with the steely gaze of the most battle-hardened of action heroes...like if Bruce Willis and Jet Li had a muay thai martial artist with explosions for words*

[small]not rambling at all...[/small]

 

[The Lugz]

Weird little green flash around 0:52. A fine episode (as always), but maybe edited a little hastily?

it's the news flash i mean it had to happen eventually, right?

 

[eddyshore6528]

I think we need a new rule where an object can only be considered a "deadly weapon" if someone at some point in time has been killed by it.

Pretty sure someone has been killed by McDonald's french fries already. It has like 10% less salt than a lethal dose.

 

[eddyshore6528]

I would find an 8 foot lizard very frightening personally. As I would find an 8 foot spider or an 8 foot wasp. They just are much stronger and faster than us relative to size. An 8 foot ant could lift a good sized car easily, and throw it at you...

 

[Graham_LRR]

Weird little green flash around 0:52. A fine episode (as always), but maybe edited a little hastily?

That's a codec encoding error, I'll look into it.
Thanks!

 

[LordFish]

I'm pretty sure this is the second time they have used a musical hate that played two loops and both times they have been shocked by it.

not on feed dump, I'd wager.

Great episode as always, but my birthday is in September.

 

[Billthecrazycat]

I think the girl and the police could benefit highly from this kind of training: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bCyIAsSid8

Also, someone linked to Monty Python but not this video?

 

[Hondor64]

I've been waiting for that hat to be used in a feed dump. So glad I gave it to you guys, cracked me up!

 

[Aaron Kuehmichel]

'Replites'? What the heck are 'replites'? (Anyone else catch that typo?)

 

[Graham_LRR]

Replites.
They're an alien species that lives on the far side of Mars. Obviously.

 

[Alfador_VII]

I love James' luxuriant and completely real, not-at-all fake unibrow which in no way resembles his completely real mustache he had recently Trademarking that is ridiculous

Great episode again guys!

 

[Something Amyss]

Hey, knock it off guys! Tyrannosaurus Dave is my neighbour, and he's a sweet loving dinosaur whose only crime is not being a Rex!

Two things:

You spelled reptiles wrong, and you now owe Mildred and Patty Hill for using the Happy Birthday song. Unless you guys are in Canada, then fuck the copyright infingement.

LRR is from Canadia. I thought of that, too, though. That's more the reason you're getting quoted.

 

[mysecondlife]

Anthony Davis really did that even before playing in 1 NBA game?

Premature considering he hasn't established himself as NBA star.

He could be a bust for all I know.

 

[Lord Hosk]

That mustache has done work this week!

 

[blackrave]

8 foot tall dinosaur isn't scary?
How about 8 foot tall hungry carnivorous dinosaur running at you, Paul?
Still not scary?
How about a pack of 8 foot tall hungry carnivorous dinosaurs surrounding you?
Still not scary?
How about a pack of 8 foot tall hungry carnivorous dinosaurs surrounding you in the dark (you can see only their eyes)?
If it still isn't scary, then you are one brave SOB, Paul.

 

[shrekfan246]

My word. You made my monocle pop out.

[sub]How did nobody else post a picture of a dinosaur with a hat? And hotel Wi-Fi is pretty unpredictable at cheap hotels.[/sub]

 

[ManiacEskimo]

Graham's face while the hat played music is priceless XD