Feed Dump: Girls Dump

[Arakasi]

My dog wouldn't stop barking at the Tumor Meat truck that was driving past my house.

Probably smelled something off about it.

 

[Li Mu]

I thought I was watching The Breakfast club.

 

[Harbinger_]

"Don't cheat on your fucking wife..." yes cause you know only men cheat on their spouses.

Fixed your spelling mistake.

Also YES I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

 

[Graham_LRR]

"Don't cheat on your fucking wife..." yes cause you know only men cheat on their spouses.

Fixed your spelling mistake.

Also YES I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

Fair points!
I'll say though that the trope of "the husband who takes off his wedding ring" is more prevalent than the female equivalent. We like cliches.

 

[Lyri]

"Don't cheat on your fucking wife..." yes cause you know only men cheat on their spouses.

Fixed your spelling mistake.

Also YES I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

I thought it was pretty universal and not limited to those misogynistic menfolk.

Also Feed Dump needs more Kate, make it happen!

 

[kurupt87]

Did Graham so something with his hair? He looks... surprisingly good this week.

 

[blackrave]

Kate, you should watch out since you have only 2.5 hearts left
You should eat some golden apple, I've heard they are super effective

P.S. Sorry, but every time I saw Kate, my eyes were locked on her necklace. Maybe I'm playing too much Minecraft.

 

[Dewrah]

I actually spent most of the episode wondering why Kate got a 2.5 heart tattoo on her neck only to realize it was a necklace. And now I want one.

 

[templar1138a]

I like my tumor meat sautéed and served over brown rice that's been cooked in blister fluid.

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

You can just ***** to the city about a loud ice cream truck? I'll have to remember that.

Seriously, the guy that drives it must be deaf or REALLY love Pop goes the weasel

Heh...too bad they can't replace that song with this version [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VpZk9dGXGA] of Pop Goes the Weasel.

 

[Rainboq]

You can just ***** to the city about a loud ice cream truck? I'll have to remember that.

Seriously, the guy that drives it must be deaf or REALLY love Pop goes the weasel

Heh...too bad they can't replace that song with this version [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VpZk9dGXGA] of Pop Goes the Weasel.

Oh the nineties...

Absolutely loved all the sass! We can never have enough LeeLee!

 

[Boba Frag]

Damnit, Kathleen! Now I have 'ice cream, ice cream' ad infinitum stuck in my brain!!

That was the sassiest Feed Dump ever! I loved the sassy one the most..

And now, to use mind bleach to scrub 'tumour meat' out of my consciousness... Poor LeeLee, actually being there while it was being said in real time.
*shudders*

Great job, ladies!

 

[Trisha Lynn]

Here's my problem with that idiotic ring:

*snip*
In summary: If the first thing on your mind when you're SHOPPING FOR A WEDDING RING is that your partner is cheating, then the relationship has failed, DO NOT GET MARRIED.

QFT. This was my reaction, too. Even as a "sassy" novelty gag gift for people who are getting married, this is a bad idea. Because then the other partner would go, "Hey, what are you implying about my future spouse?" and then there would be a tremendous fight and the wedding would get called off---

Oh, I see what they did there.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Weirdest ice cream truck thing I ever saw: It was TEARING down the street, did a donut in the school parking lot, then tore back the way it came. I followed the music, that thing was ripping through the whole neighborhood like MAD. I got the feeling it wasn't looking for customers so much as hunting them. All to repetitive cheery music.

I stayed inside.

I saw one pull into the parking lot at 11pm. People went to it and got what can I only assume wasn't ice cream. It was also a silent running ice cream truck... no music.

It was very strange.

 

[Towels]

"Actually [the TN resident] did call the police, and they couldn't do shit. So, Facebook turned out to be his only answer!"

ROFL Damn, I love my TN cops.

 

[dex-dex]

I assume all the men are in the nearest parking lot blowing their fingers off with illegal fireworks to celebrate the 4th of Ju...shit, they're Canadian.

Okay, do you Canadians mark your nation's birthday by blowing up a small part of it?

hellz yeah we do! but we did it on Sunday not Wednesday (aka July 1st)
and I had an ice cream sandwich while doing it too!
the ice cream had nothing to do with it. It was just delicious.

 

[Don Reba]

I actually spent most of the episode wondering why Kate got a 2.5 heart tattoo on her neck only to realize it was a necklace. And now I want one.

I was distracted by LeeLee's fingernails being the exact same colour as Kathleen's necklace.

 

[Yojoo]

I'm no doctor, but why the hell didn't the tumor get removed before it got so large? I'm assuming the parents didn't wake up one morning and realize that their child was suddenly 2/3 tumor meat.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

The more violent and vulgar a Stark gets, the more I love them. May their reign in the Moonbase never end.

 

[ExileNZ]

I've been away for a while, so I'd just like to know...

When the hell did Kate get hotter than Kathleen?

Seriously, my fragile reality is feeling threatened here.
Doesn't help that I just realised she looks kinda like Graham.
So does that make her hotter BECAUSE of or IN SPITE of the resemblance...?

Also, if you want a truck endlessly repeating "ICE CREAM", it's gotta be the one from Speedball.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAozgz3fLQk