Feed Dump: Marathon Train Poop

[millertime059]

Also... What place did the woman come in at in the marathon?

We don't find out actual place (mostly) until the official race results booklet gets shipped, usually in late winter/ early spring.

That said her time was 6:30. Considering that my time wasn't significantly better (pulled hammy at mile 18) she did a damn great job. This was my fifth race and I still felt like roadkill until this morning. I can't imagine what running pregnant was like.

 

[Comando96]

Kathleen in that jacket looks like she is ready to take part in any one of the many re-surfacing cyber-punk games... Deux Ex:HR, Hard Reset, whenever Syndicate comes out, make her the boss!

Andy... the impressions though stereotypical were great. Nigel! Nigel! xD

 

[ActionDan]

Yay, it's the return of Rick Astley! For some reason Andy reminds me of him.

 

[Chasmodius]

Breathylizer locks are pretty common in the US for people with DUI convictions who want to get their driving license back. It's not everywhere, but certainly big states like California use them.

Also, Andy was awesome this episode! Great accent, and I liked the "Ginger" and "Pumpkin Spice" parts (though why was he chocolate?). I've never heard of whatever Kathleen was supposed to be -- a "flat white" -- (and I've worked at a Starbucks, but it was a while ago now), but that's definitely a new hair color!

 

[Vanbael]

ANDY!
Anyways, how was that woman allowed to run the marathon?! I mean, I know she might have the ability but if you're into the third trimester you might want to take things easy and practice kegal exercises.

Wait, so what happens with the used bag when you're done using it? Do you just toss it out a window out of the drivers car. I really hope it isn't so because it would suck if you were in a car at a railroad crossing and a big bag of shit just hits your car, maybe denting it.

The Dutch aren't the first to do the breathalyzer thing in cars, look at Minnesota, we have it here too.

 

[Dudly]

okay beeing dutch first off yes thy bought trains with out toilets but thy figure your only gooing to be on them for like 15 minutes max so you can hold it.
now the bag is only in case the train breaks down and your stuck in it for more then 15 minutes you then can get the bag go into the empty drivers cab every train has two so one is always empty and pee in it.
now i do have to say its a retarded idea seeing all train toilets over here are basicly a hole in the floor and thy put a toilet over it so its not so divicult to drill a hole in the bodem of the train ad istall the freaking toilet in stead of giving out plastic bags in a emerency

 

[JokerCrowe]

I feel stupid for not getting the Chiropractor joke at first. V.V On the plus side I managed to spell "Chiropractor" correctly on the first go.

Awesome as Always, Can you imagine the awesomeness of an episode with Andy AND Alex? :O

 

[socialmenace42]

Cairo-practers

Ow.... my face.... too much laughter...

 

[Hungry Donner]

"Going Dutch" now has very weird connotations.

 

[Zhukov]

Okay, Andy's Dutch muppet impersonation legitimately cracked me up.

 

[wammnebu]

brethalyzer for dutch drivers,

Dutch DoT spokesman: well originally we were to use a urine sample, but due to passengers uninating in the drivers cab with a plastic bag they were able to bypass this test

 

[Kuckles]

Speakin as a dutchman, Yes it is fucking stupid. Yes we know. We think so too.

 

[walrusaurus]

I remember hearing about the breathalyzer lock thing in the news years back... but I suppose the US was like "We don't want to deprive our drunkards of their constitutional right to drive" since I don't remember hearing anything else about it.

We've got one in my state (oregon), my buddy had to have one installed in his car for 8 months.

 

[Aureliano]

And again, Andy doing things is excellent. Not sure I completely got the chiropractor joke. I'm definitely disturbed by the scat fetishist train conductors in the Netherlands though...

 

[Magnalian]

Speakin as a dutchman, Yes it is fucking stupid. Yes we know. We think so too.

I don't even see why they would be necessary.. They're only for use on 'speeders', trains with shorter travel times. Who can't hold his/her pee for 15 minutes?!

 

[John the Gamer]

Nope. The poop-bags are all to real. 'Cause the National Railways bought these intercity-trains that have no toilets and can only be given some by 2025 at the earliest. The trains are called "SLT" trains, so the railway employees now refer to them as "Slut-Trains".

Good thing we only have a few dozen of them, so don't worry folks; all the other trains have perfectly non-functional toilets in them!

 

[Quillpaw]

As soon as I heard "I'm seasonal!" I knew it would be a good episode for Andy.

And a good episode it was. Best yet.

The Cairo-practor joke wasn't as funny to me as it should've been- Suite Life of Zach and Cody did it ages ago.

 

[ritchards]

I am disappoint by the lack of the semen yoghurt story...

 

[Lancer873]

Oh lord this one was great. Although I'm pretty sure those alcohol-locks also exist here in the US for people who have gotten several DUIs.

Also, <3 Graham brought back "The dutch... AGAIN!"

 

[The Random One]

This has pleased Tek's'tenekk.

Also, describing Kathleen as a 'flat white' then showing her with platinum blonde hair was hilarious.

EDIT:

Nope. The poop-bags are all to real. 'Cause the National Railways bought these intercity-trains that have no toilets and can only be given some by 2025 at the earliest. The trains are called "SLT" trains, so the railway employees now refer to them as "Slut-Trains".

Good thing we only have a few dozen of them, so don't worry folks; all the other trains have perfectly non-functional toilets in them!

So you can hide in them to poop in a plastic bag instead!