Feed Dump: Marathon Train Poop

[Hondor64]

I remember hearing about the breathalyzer lock thing in the news years back... but I suppose the US was like "We don't want to deprive our drunkards of their constitutional right to drive" since I don't remember hearing anything else about it.

I think this should be standard in all future vehicles. not just ones of people who have been convicted of drinking.

Also MOAR ANDY!!!! He is the best co-comminater. I think Andy/Alex should be entertaining.

 

[Hitchmeister]

I enjoyed that nearly as much as Andy and Kathleen, and that's saying a lot.

Also, Dutch people, you are not obligated to try to out-weird Goldmember.

 

[leviadragon99]

Whoa... why is Kathleen a super-saiyen now?

 

[Kenjitsuka]

I'm Dutch, and the bag is only for peeing in emergency situation when you cannot leave the train for some calamitous reason... But still, the only reason for this crap, is because politics decided to not have bathrooms on trains that "generally carry a person for about 20 minutes".

Which SUCKS, a lot. Because I have to take those trains (which stop at every station along the way) for about an HOUR...

 

[Owlslayer]

Wow, that pregnant woman was in quite good shape...
Also, (not actually how babies work) made me laugh. just like the other jokes.
Also, "You make your own nuts". Oh dear...

 

[Vuirneen]

You guys are going to need a hat credit on the Feed dumps, now.

 

[BrotherRool]

British!!!!!

 

[Beryl77]

Ok this episode was just hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing, especially towards the end.

 

[jakegold]

Phew, I am so happy that, when I go to the Netherlands, the Dutch driver watching me take a shit in a bag won't be drunk; that would be terrible!

 

[Cutlesnap]

I love my country xD

And, like the other folks said, it's only in a handful of 'sprinter' trains, and I don't think you're meant to shit in those bags at all... Also, I think you're supposed to use the empty driver's cabin (in the back, there's one on both sides).

 

[Rakor]

Eh.....still not a fan of Andy. Has the rare moment, but otherwise i don't find him funny. Kindof annoying at times actually. Still better than jim from jimquisition, though.

 

[Phlakes]

Kathleen talked about chiropractors, and-

-when I understood it a second or two late.

Also, Andy needs to be there more often.

 

[PayneTrayne]

Man. Them Dutch and their crazy bag poopin's.

Also, not trying to be creepy, but those were fucking ASTOUNDINGLY nice earrings.

 

[tseroff]

-snip-
The trains are called "SLT" trains, so the railway employees now refer to them as "Slut-Trains".
-snip

II
Seattle has a similar transit system, a la the Seattle Lite Underground Transit. I love whoever named that.
If you come to Seattle, don't leave without riding our slut! (*sigh*)

OT: I can't find video of this, but there's a MAD TV sketch about the AlcoLock thing. It's called "Daddy's Magic Car Whistle." If somebody finds it, post it please

 

[prouler]

strangely enough, the car mounted breathalyser has been around before in America. I should know, my family has a history of drinking and crashing.

 

[Myrph]

So... i remember this, but not in what context i first saw it. Any ideas, guys?
Also... What place did the woman come in at in the marathon?

Other than that i'll just say this week was great as always, but the Cairo-practors made me feel ashamed for laughing >_>

Originally that was in an episode of The Whatever Thing, The Dutch [http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/296/The-Dutch], a LRR bonus video series which was the precursor of Phailhaus which is the precursor to Feed Dump. Due to issues with the hosting service Revver, the video isn't available to watch online, but you can download it [http://media.revver.com/qt;sharer=24664;download/301227.mov]...

 

[tehweave]

ANDY!

Also, Kathleen with blonde hair? Why?

Also, this was a funny episode.

 

[JenSeven]

Also, Dutch people, you are not obligated to try to out-weird Goldmember.

Oh come one, we're doing so well.
Aren't we atleast allowed to try?

If you give us a few years I'm sure we can think of a submarine with a sunroof or an helicopter with an ejector seat...

 

[RelexCryo]

And again, Andy doing things is excellent. Not sure I completely got the chiropractor joke. I'm definitely disturbed by the scat fetishist train conductors in the Netherlands though...

Cairopractor.

Cairo is a major city in Egypt.

That said, I loved the Kathleen Super Saiyin Level 2 hairdo.

 

[JFSOCC]

I'm Dutch, it's retarded but it's true. however, it's for the "Sprinter" trains only, which are short range. basically, it's a design flaw where the trains were lacking any facilities whatsoever, and it's too expensive to fix properly. (apparently)

Either way, if I can choose, I'd rather hold it up than use the bathroom in a train. those are quite often disgusting.

Edit: lot of fellow Dutchmen here! we're well represented!