Remember, everyone...
Toned, fit women do not exist in this world, let alone fictional ones. I mean-
That. Would. Just. Be. Fucking. Silly. Wouldn't. It.
God damn it.
Some people. I swear. It's like they don't have access to facebook, google, or, hell, the real god damned world.
That is, of course, not to say that these women are AVERAGE, but since when the hell are Tifa, Laura Croft, and the rest supposed to be AVERAGE? Who's the last person you met that spin-kicked a fucking velociraptor in an ancient tomb or brought down an alternate universes' dystopian nightmare city/government? Was it that Starbucks barista? No? Nobody?
Oh wow! It's almost like these aren't meant to be depictions of the average real life American woman!
What a coincidence!
I mean, come on now. You must know this is a bullshit argument. You simply have to. Nobody can be this dense.
No, you know what? This is the last straw. I DEMAND that you remake all of the boys from FREE! in the image of the average American male. I fucking DEMAND it.
No! Fuck you, female tumblr community! Where is the flab!? Where are the love-handles!?
These men are not representative of the AVERAGE American male. Nevermind that they're swimmers! Nevermind that their bodies fit in line with their hobby and speaks to their dedication to the craft! Nevermind that they were designed in Japan, not the US. Nevermind that they're NOT REAL. This is problematic. It is not ok. FIX IT.
If not? I'll post nude images of myself, letting my not-over-weight-but-close gut hang out while wearing a tortured expression, pleading for your sympathy to be directed toward my poor life choices or unfortunate genetic composition and pointing out the EVIL inherent in social acceptance of those damned Free! guys' physical appearance!
There! Now EVERYONE will be physically average or unappealing! We did it, world!
Drag down! Don't build up! Don't celebrate the exceptional! Demonize it! Welcome to modern progressive thinking!
Ya know what? I'm just going to avoid these sorts of topics for a while. It's driving me to drink. Tea, mind, but it's still an unhealthy fixation. I've been inundated in this crap for so many months that I'm having difficulty seeing the world beyond it...So, time for a break.
Toned, fit women do not exist in this world, let alone fictional ones. I mean-
That. Would. Just. Be. Fucking. Silly. Wouldn't. It.
God damn it.
Some people. I swear. It's like they don't have access to facebook, google, or, hell, the real god damned world.
That is, of course, not to say that these women are AVERAGE, but since when the hell are Tifa, Laura Croft, and the rest supposed to be AVERAGE? Who's the last person you met that spin-kicked a fucking velociraptor in an ancient tomb or brought down an alternate universes' dystopian nightmare city/government? Was it that Starbucks barista? No? Nobody?
Oh wow! It's almost like these aren't meant to be depictions of the average real life American woman!
What a coincidence!
I mean, come on now. You must know this is a bullshit argument. You simply have to. Nobody can be this dense.
No, you know what? This is the last straw. I DEMAND that you remake all of the boys from FREE! in the image of the average American male. I fucking DEMAND it.
No! Fuck you, female tumblr community! Where is the flab!? Where are the love-handles!?
These men are not representative of the AVERAGE American male. Nevermind that they're swimmers! Nevermind that their bodies fit in line with their hobby and speaks to their dedication to the craft! Nevermind that they were designed in Japan, not the US. Nevermind that they're NOT REAL. This is problematic. It is not ok. FIX IT.
If not? I'll post nude images of myself, letting my not-over-weight-but-close gut hang out while wearing a tortured expression, pleading for your sympathy to be directed toward my poor life choices or unfortunate genetic composition and pointing out the EVIL inherent in social acceptance of those damned Free! guys' physical appearance!
There! Now EVERYONE will be physically average or unappealing! We did it, world!
Drag down! Don't build up! Don't celebrate the exceptional! Demonize it! Welcome to modern progressive thinking!
Ya know what? I'm just going to avoid these sorts of topics for a while. It's driving me to drink. Tea, mind, but it's still an unhealthy fixation. I've been inundated in this crap for so many months that I'm having difficulty seeing the world beyond it...So, time for a break.