Fetishes you will NEVER understand

[Reaper195]

Apparently, there is a fetish in which someone burns themselves, and then the other person comes onto the burn and then licks it off.

What...the...fuck...


Captcha: yellow-belly
Yeah...that's what I should be called in a thread about fetishes...

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Well, I have to admit to having some weird tastes myself. I also have some normal ones, but there's one area that, well, I'm not getting into specifics but I'll just say its been mentioned more then a few times in this thread already. It's given me a bit of a different perspective on things. Basically, I'm open-minded about fetishes. I understand that sometimes people can't really explain why they find something sexy, and while there are a few fetishes that kind of disturb me because they sound like something a serial killer would have, I recognize that it doesn't necessarily reflect the person. A lot of those people with some of the more extreme fetishes are actually quite sane and well-adjusted, they know the lines between fantasy and reality.

 

[Netwayman]

I personally can't understand any fetish in which the 'recipient' of the fetish can't appreciate, enjoy, or understand it. Which boils primarily down to necrophilia and bestiality, but I'm sure you could finagle some more in there.

And my own fetishes [I like fatties, so sue me] put me somewhat confused at the current standard of beauty and those who go ever beyond it into smaller [and unhealthier [and more weirdly proportioned]] iterations. Though in that case I just live and let live.

And as a furry myself... I'd actually be rather weirded out by people doing it in suit. I prefer to think of it as a very engrossing hobby, so over-sexualizing it [beyond the inevitable degree anything inherently is, which is an argument for another thread I think] doesn't quite do it for me. In addition to what SaintDane said above about ruining costumes. Cosplayers of every fandom seem the type to freak if their costume would be ruined, I digress... >.=.>

 

[Saulkar]

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. As far as I know I get them all. Does not mean that I like them, just that I understand why they are enjoyed. The only one I actually really condemn is pedophilia, some runner ups are ones that lead to death, unconsentual-involuntary-actions, or permanent/crippling disfigurement.

Wait, what?! You left out X fetish that is objectively wrong or condemned X mentioned fetish which you means you do not understand it. *SIGH*

 

[snowpuppy]

Fire porn. It's like, there's a bunch of stuff on fire and I'm supposed to think, "oh gee, this scene sure is hot," but I just end up worrying that the fire will spread to the rest of the house or something. I can't imagine it's very fun for the porn stars either, they usually have red, watery eyes and seem to have a hard time breathing while they perform.

I just don't know who the hell can possibly get off to this brand of lewd combustion. And I hate when they try to have a plot. Like some lady's couch is on fire and a fireman shows up. Instead of actually putting out the fire, they share a couple weak ass lines about the heat and couple in front of the raging erotic bonfire.

It's pretty sick.

You seem to have watched many of said films. For study I'm sure.

 

[The_Echo]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

As far as I can understand it, the appeal might be in that you can get the phallic-exclusive positions, without the grossness of there actually being a dick-n-balls flopping around, being... gross.
[sub][sub][sub][sub]I mean seriously who even likes those scenes in porn where they focus on the balls[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
Some guys have a thing about girls using a strap-on on them, and in that case, yeah, I'd agree that they might be trying to hide something.

OT: Feet. Every time I google a female actress (or a female anything, really), Google tries to guess that I want to look at their feet.

I mean... I... why?

 

[Filiecs]

I try and at least understand where each fetish comes from. There is a certain feeling often associated with each fetish that is turned into ecstasy. In shocking it would be the tingling sensation, inflation would probably be a GLOMPH* like feeling, vore would probably have to do with the feeling of helplessness or domination.

I pretty much agree with this:

Errrrrrrrrrrrrr. As far as I know I get them all. Does not mean that I like them, just that I understand why they are enjoyed. The only one I actually really condemn is pedophilia, some runner ups are ones that lead to death, unconsentual-involuntary-actions, or permanent/crippling disfigurement.

Wait, what?! You left out X fetish that is objectively wrong or condemned X mentioned fetish which you means you do not understand it. *SIGH*

Edit: Also, what's with people saying that some people with certain fetish's who claim they are straight are trying to hide something or are lying to themselves? I feel like that is incredibly judgmental, especially if you do not have said fetish yourself.
The attraction to futa, for example, is that you get all the sex organs and no extreme masculine personality/body.
Pegging would probably be similar, feminine body shape with twice the options.
Also, there is the fact that the ability to produce offspring is incredibly attractive to some people.

 

[Robot Number V]

Well, there's the obvious ones like...Like....Oh!

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting

Yeah, all of those. Very convenient. And furries. And, one step below that is bestiality. And Rule 34...The list goes on.


PS: Also, feet. Seriously, what the hell is even remotely sexy about a damn foot?

 

[Tsun Tzu]

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting

Kind of hit them all there for me. Add in Feet and we're good to go.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I don't mind people having weirdo fetishes, but when I see a certain one all over DeviantART I get a bit creeped out. Damn inflated fat girls everywhere. *ugh*

Unless you're ruining someone else's life, like feeders do, I don't really care what you're into.

 

[Doclector]

Y'know, I generally understand most people's wierdness by not understanding it. I don't really have many kinks myself, but I'm incredibly wierd in other parts of life, I doubt anyone "gets" me, so honestly, I tend to just...not care that I don't "get" it.

There's probably some fetishes I don't understand at all, but I just don't feel strongly enough to pick something...apart from sonic.

I understand furry porn. If you look at it as a step up from playboy bunny girls or the popularity of sexy cat costumes around halloween, it's not really that unusual. Furries in fursuits fucking, that's a little more strange, but each to their own. But sonic...those have to be some of the least erotic characters ever. Hell, I'm pretty sure the majority of them blatantly lack the necessary equipment as they're mostly naked. Even ones that seem strangly made to be erotic (rouge the bat) still come off as bizarre cartoon characters. It's a step too far, I guess.

One non-wierd thing I don't personally "get"; The prescence of a man's penis in porn meant for straight men. Personally, it puts me off. I suppose the purpose is that the viewer is supposed to put themselves in that person's shoes, but...that's not me. I know that's not me. I have an imagination, I could put myself in a situation with that particular girl, the other person there just adds one thing I need to take out of that imagining.

 

[ThisGuyLikesNoTacos]

All of them.

How do we find any of this arousing? How do I find them arousing?

Bonus points if it is dangerous in long-term or possibly deadly.

 

[bastardofmelbourne]

OT: Anal sex. This is a weird one because anal sex in porn is practically mainstream, but I actually can't deal with it in real life.

Everything else - BDSM, dickgirls, fisting, overweight ladies, I can understand that. But anal sex? You're going to put your dick in that? That's the poo-poo place. There's poo in there. Actual poo. I don't understand it. Would you pick up poo with your hands and give it a tender loving caress? No, because it's poo, so stop putting your dick in the poo zone.

Now...I dunno about you guys, but how is that in ANY WAY sexual? It'd just be painful. You could have the argument that they are into that sort of thing, but...still.

I can't speak for all ladies (because I am, obviously, a man) but two of the three girls I've ever dated came like banshees when I bit their necks, and I'm not even very good at sexing (4/10 at best)

The trick is to not do it so hard that it's painful. It's like spanking; for some people it's like an orgasm button when done properly, and other people will just never ever get into it.

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

When you think about it, watching a dickgirl screw a regular girl is only slightly different to watching a girl with a strap-on screw a regular girl.

So if you've ever gotten off on watching a girl get banged by a strap-on, congratulations! You secretly love dicks.

 

[Connor Lonske]

seriously, who cares what someone's into. as long as it's not harming anyone irl (including the person in question) then who the fuck cares. you may as well question people for their preference in gender.

Spoiler

(pedophilia being the exception of course, i had to learn this the hard way by dealing with one *blegh*)

 

[Phaerim]

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting

While I agree with Inflation, Scat, Gore, Overweight and Analfisting, I find it weird that so many don't understand the distinction between BDSM & S&M.

BDSM is the general area that works with dominant sexual behaviour and can be categorized as following:

Bondage (B)
Bondange & Dominance (BD)
Sadism and Masochism (S&M)

I have no problem with bondage or dominance - I understand it, and practice it myself with the right sexual partners I might encounter. However, I am not a fan of sadism or masochism, as I don't feel any arousal or attraction to pain or hurtful behaviour in general.

But all the scenes people have seen with people getting strapped to crosses and almost whipped to the brink of fainting would be S&M, not bondage and dominance (although these are often a part of it). I've met a few people who liked S&M, but I've met a LOT of (especially guys) who like Bondage in both an passive and active role, so so many people "not understanding it" actually surprises me a bit. Can't help but wonder if people actually feel like it or doesn't make the right distinction between hardcore (and painful) S&M and light bondage involving maybe just a pair of handcuffs.

 

[Angie7F]

I can respect peoples fetishes, but do not understand most of them. Maybe I am too boring. Maybe I have other things to do in life and have no time to go exploring the corners of my sexual curiosity.

 

[Connor Lonske]

Fire porn. It's like, there's a bunch of stuff on fire and I'm supposed to think, "oh gee, this scene sure is hot," but I just end up worrying that the fire will spread to the rest of the house or something. I can't imagine it's very fun for the porn stars either, they usually have red, watery eyes and seem to have a hard time breathing while they perform.

I just don't know who the hell can possibly get off to this brand of lewd combustion. And I hate when they try to have a plot. Like some lady's couch is on fire and a fireman shows up. Instead of actually putting out the fire, they share a couple weak ass lines about the heat and couple in front of the raging erotic bonfire.

It's pretty sick.

i wonder how many fell for this and thought you where serous, them missing your point, assuming there is one and you aren't being random.

if you are being random them nether of our post mater and should be ignored.

but if you where making an agreement for or against the position that most people in this thread are holding (of not liking, understanding, and/or accepting most fetishism that's not too taboo in the first place), then could you say which one you side with? where do you stand because based on your post i'm interested to hear it

 

[Yopaz]

While I'm not into receiving or inflicting pain I can understand it. There's a lot of strong sensations, trust and emotions in that.

Bodily wastes of any kind doesn't appeal to me and I don't understand where the appeal for it is. Frankly I find it disgusting.

Feet doesn't stir any kind of interest at all. In a way I have less understanding for this than fetishes for bodily wastes. I just don't feel anything for them, I'm glad I have them for standing purposes.

 

[Alandoril]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

Maybe they strap boobs to a male body?

None, really. Some people like different stuff than me - big deal. I might not like them, but I can understand them - people are just weird - that's understanding enough for me. Except for this user [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/] - I know your fetish and I find you a repulsive, disgusting human being.

Aww.

You do? Wasn't aware I had one.

 

[xPixelatedx]

Anything artificial. No, I don't mean robots (but that's part of it). I am talking about specific attractions to things like latex, leather, pool toys, specific outfits, etc. I will never understand this, to me sex is about being as organic as possible, because sex IS about being as organic as possible. While I may not share in the more unusual fetishes like vore/gore/fatties/furries/etc., I can at least understand them to an extent, because they are living things (or the idea of something living) someone is fapping to.