Fetishes you will NEVER understand

[Connor Voskamp]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

the correct term is Futa, just to point that out

for the record i have a mecha girl fetish and am proud of it.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Vore/gore most certainly, It's just wrong. Rape and slave fetish I can understand somewhat but vore/gore is just sicking.

 

[Daverson]

I'm pretty sure dickgirls etc. fetish is some kind of autogynophilia/autoandrophilia by proxy. (And, yes, saying that did make me feel smart.)

Three of the top of my head that I'll never get:
1. Inflation
2. Feet (you walk on them, I don't see how this can be sexy)
3. Flatification (Honestly surprised I haven't seen this one yet... maybe others end up in such weird places?)

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Half of the stuff in my best friends porn folder, for one.

 

[Thyunda]

Masochism is strange and scary to me because pain is obviously the opposite to pleasure. Being punched in the face hurts why would you want that to happen whilst having sex? Being cut anywhere on your body also hurts and can maybe get infected, so why do you masochists like this weird shit?

Because it tingles, bro. Like. REALLY. Tingles. It's like, the pain is hot and during the act it feels...um...I dunno. It's hard to put into words. But it's also why most men in college with have great big scars down their backs.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Feet, the ugliest part of the Body.

Anything involving body waste.

Getting the shit beat out of you, testes stood on etc.

 

[gusenborge]

Furries...

I never will see the point of that..

Or was it called yffing? Either way i prefer to have a solid fence made of tigers between me and them.

 

[thesilentman]

I googled scat after reading about it here.

That's a mental image that will never leave me.

I don't get necrophilia and pedophilia for reasons already stated.

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting

While I agree with Inflation, Scat, Gore, Overweight and Analfisting, I find it weird that so many don't understand the distinction between BDSM & S&M.

BDSM is the general area that works with dominant sexual behaviour and can be categorized as following:

Bondage (B)
Bondange & Dominance (BD)
Sadism and Masochism (S&M)

I have no problem with bondage or dominance - I understand it, and practice it myself with the right sexual partners I might encounter. However, I am not a fan of sadism or masochism, as I don't feel any arousal or attraction to pain or hurtful behaviour in general.

But all the scenes people have seen with people getting strapped to crosses and almost whipped to the brink of fainting would be S&M, not bondage and dominance (although these are often a part of it). I've met a few people who liked S&M, but I've met a LOT of (especially guys) who like Bondage in both an passive and active role, so so many people "not understanding it" actually surprises me a bit. Can't help but wonder if people actually feel like it or doesn't make the right distinction between hardcore (and painful) S&M and light bondage involving maybe just a pair of handcuffs.

Thank you. I get why S&M is a fetish, but I don't have it myself. This leads to people making me out to be a masochist, which I'm clearly not.

 

[JochemHippie]

The quite literally, shitty fetishes

Now that it crossed my mind, I'll be off to go die a little on the inside.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

As someone who takes great pride in the number fetishes he has, I understand them all.

I don't particularly like them all, just most of them, but it's really no different than having different opinions on a movie or game.

The one's I always like are the completely nonsensical. Browsing /d/ the other day, I came across a thread called Deletion Fetish.

Now, you may think this was a TRON thing or something, but no. It was a thread filled with images of files being deleted. Then pictures of said deletion windows being inserted into female orifices. And it was glorious.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

I enjoy quite a lot of fetishes and understand (or "get the point") of even more without actually enjoying them.

But the one thing I've never understood nor enjoyed are feet as a fetish target. To me it's just a Tarantino joke. Would somebody please like to explain to me what is it with feet fetishes?

 

[GideonB]

anything to do with bodily fluids is a no
also anything to do with loli and shota is a no
no gore etc either, thats kinda crappy
besides that I'm open to most things whee

 

[lacktheknack]

Let's see, I don't understand "gore"/"Vore" fetishes. Honestly that seems downright Hannibal Lector levels of terrifying.

...

There's "Overweight" fetishes which... Still seem pretty creepy in my opinion.

Finally, there's the "almost cartoonishly large" fetish. Listen, I can appreciate the whole "bigger is better" idea as much as the next person, but it's just when people take that to the next level and make certain things larger then the rest of the body that I start to slowly back out of the room. Honestly, I'd imagine women having two bean bags attached to their chest is more painful/disgusting then anything else.

Macrophilia is fun to think lightly about, because it's comical. Think about it too hard, and your brain will implode. And overweight/vore fetishes overlap with macro way too often. -_-'

OT: Total submission. Being worth less than dirt = sexual stimulation, apparently.

 

[Harley Q]

Clue is in the title.

I have weird discussions with my friends, and one of my female friends admitted she has a biting and blood fetish.

Now...I dunno about you guys, but how is that in ANY WAY sexual? It'd just be painful. You could have the argument that they are into that sort of thing, but...still.

The biting thing I can understand, it's part of the pain/pleasure scenario.

The fetish I really don't understand is that balloon bursting one. I don't get it, at all. Most fetishes I get, but balloon popping.?

 

[Childe]

Boobs that are syntheticlly modified. dunno why but only like/care about natural. Young/old and overweight. oh and BDSM and S&M

 

[Colour Scientist]

As has been mentioned many times, poo.

Never mind the fact that it's disgusting, I don't even get the practicalities of it.

What if you don't need to go when you want to have sex? Do you have to wait until you have a bowel movement? What if you need to go but you don't want to have sex? Do you hold it until you're in the mood? Is one person the shiter and one the shitee or do you take turns? What if you've eaten something rotten that day?

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Well I suppose I'm going to be in the answering "none" category. I mean, in my experience I can generally get a good response out of people when they tell me their fetish and I respond with "So you'd like to be... *Blah blah blah*".

I think my favourite ones are the weird but harmless ones, like feet, tickling, sploshing, balloons and so on. Maybe it's just me, but I find something strangely charming about them. You people who don't get foot fetishes, you clearly haven't seen the right feet.

Furries...

I never will see the point of that..

Or was it called yffing? Either way i prefer to have a solid fence made of tigers between me and them.

...Are they anthropomorphised tigers? You might want to be careful about that.

 

[D Moness]

I can understand a lot of fetishes but like a lot of people already posted scat is the only thing i really, really can not understand(and probably will never understand as well)

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

What if you don't need to go when you want to have sex? Do you have to wait until you have a bowel movement? What if you need to go but you don't want to have sex? Do you hold it until you're in the mood? Is one person the shiter and one the shitee or do you take turns? What if you've eaten something rotten that day?

Congratulations. You just made scat sound even more disgusting than it already is.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Oh, and I forgot to mention ?tickle torture?. Well, it?s not so much that I don?t understand it; I kind of do, and I guess I wouldn?t mind having a girlfriend that would tickle me for fun or something (not on the feet, though). But I imagine that I?d just be laughing too much to even get sexually aroused.

Smegma, or ?knob cheese?. It?s meant to be cleaned, and once again, it?s unhygienic.

...What?...That exists?

I don't know whether or not you're talking about "knob cheese" or the fetishism involving it, but either way, it's yes to both of those. If you have an intact foreskin and you don't wash it, you will develop mould around the glans of your penis. And there are some people that are into that stuff. Months ago, I stumbled upon a hentai doujinshi with C. Viper from Street Fighter that had her licking off the smegma of a queue of men in a public toilet. There might?ve been some piss fetishism in that doujinshi too. The front cover didn't suggest there would be anything like that in it...

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

the correct term is Futa, just to point that out

I thought both terms are acceptable (although I personally prefer "futa").

The one's I always like are the completely nonsensical. Browsing /d/ the other day, I came across a thread called Deletion Fetish.

Now, you may think this was a TRON thing or something, but no. It was a thread filled with images of files being deleted. Then pictures of said deletion windows being inserted into female orifices. And it was glorious.

I'm sorry, but that...that's just fucking hilarious. XD

What if you don't need to go when you want to have sex? Do you have to wait until you have a bowel movement? What if you need to go but you don't want to have sex? Do you hold it until you're in the mood? Is one person the shiter and one the shitee or do you take turns? What if you've eaten something rotten that day?

Well, I guess some people can just shit on demand. Or, like, sometimes, when you get aroused, your anus can get contractions and...OK, you get the idea. Frickin' Google it, if you have to. Just don't make me think about it anymore.