Fetishes you will NEVER understand

[Olas]

I don't understand the fetishes I don't have and I understand the ones that I do have, end of story. What one finds attractive is purely subjective so why is this conversation even taking place?

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

As a pretty big sexual deviant, I understand most of the fetishes already mentioned in this thread, and I actually have many of them. The ones I really don't get, though, are vore, furries, scat, masochism and to a lesser extent bestiality. Masochism is a bit of a weird one, because sadism is kinda nice sometimes and I tend to get a bit of a thrill out of fantasizing about hurting people, but I could never understand why someone would want to subject themselves to pain.

 

[otakon17]

Vore, Scat, Gore, Bursting.

Basically anything dealing with pain and bodily waste and I'm like "WHY?"

 

[D-Class 198482]

Shit/piss fetishes, blood fetishes, bestiality, ze fat people, tentacle fetish... I'll probably add more later (aka as I find more in Corruption of Champions).

 

[Scarim Coral]

Feet fetishes, I never understand the appeal of a person feet in a sexual way. Same goes to pissing and defecating too.
Also there are those beefing/ fatten up frictional characters fetishs aswell I never get either.

EDIT- Thanks to EternalNothingness recent thread, I just remember that weird fetish toward inflation.

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

Smegma, or ?knob cheese?. It?s meant to be cleaned, and once again, it?s unhygienic.

...What?...That exists?

 

[SadisticBrownie]

Scat and vomiting. Most other things I can at least understand if not hold myself.

 

[vasiD]

Furries.

I'm all like "lulwhat?"

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I don't understand shit fetishes. Anal is a fun break from regular sex, but its always disgusting to me if my dick looks to brown afterwards. I have no idea how some people actually like shit.

 

[Connor Voskamp]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

the correct term is Futa, just to point that out

for the record i have a mecha girl fetish and am proud of it.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Vore/gore most certainly, It's just wrong. Rape and slave fetish I can understand somewhat but vore/gore is just sicking.

 

[Daverson]

I'm pretty sure dickgirls etc. fetish is some kind of autogynophilia/autoandrophilia by proxy. (And, yes, saying that did make me feel smart.)

Three of the top of my head that I'll never get:
1. Inflation
2. Feet (you walk on them, I don't see how this can be sexy)
3. Flatification (Honestly surprised I haven't seen this one yet... maybe others end up in such weird places?)

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Half of the stuff in my best friends porn folder, for one.

 

[Thyunda]

Masochism is strange and scary to me because pain is obviously the opposite to pleasure. Being punched in the face hurts why would you want that to happen whilst having sex? Being cut anywhere on your body also hurts and can maybe get infected, so why do you masochists like this weird shit?

Because it tingles, bro. Like. REALLY. Tingles. It's like, the pain is hot and during the act it feels...um...I dunno. It's hard to put into words. But it's also why most men in college with have great big scars down their backs.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Feet, the ugliest part of the Body.

Anything involving body waste.

Getting the shit beat out of you, testes stood on etc.

 

[gusenborge]

Furries...

I never will see the point of that..

Or was it called yffing? Either way i prefer to have a solid fence made of tigers between me and them.

 

[thesilentman]

I googled scat after reading about it here.

That's a mental image that will never leave me.

I don't get necrophilia and pedophilia for reasons already stated.

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting

While I agree with Inflation, Scat, Gore, Overweight and Analfisting, I find it weird that so many don't understand the distinction between BDSM & S&M.

BDSM is the general area that works with dominant sexual behaviour and can be categorized as following:

Bondage (B)
Bondange & Dominance (BD)
Sadism and Masochism (S&M)

I have no problem with bondage or dominance - I understand it, and practice it myself with the right sexual partners I might encounter. However, I am not a fan of sadism or masochism, as I don't feel any arousal or attraction to pain or hurtful behaviour in general.

But all the scenes people have seen with people getting strapped to crosses and almost whipped to the brink of fainting would be S&M, not bondage and dominance (although these are often a part of it). I've met a few people who liked S&M, but I've met a LOT of (especially guys) who like Bondage in both an passive and active role, so so many people "not understanding it" actually surprises me a bit. Can't help but wonder if people actually feel like it or doesn't make the right distinction between hardcore (and painful) S&M and light bondage involving maybe just a pair of handcuffs.

Thank you. I get why S&M is a fetish, but I don't have it myself. This leads to people making me out to be a masochist, which I'm clearly not.

 

[JochemHippie]

The quite literally, shitty fetishes

Now that it crossed my mind, I'll be off to go die a little on the inside.