Fetishes you will NEVER understand

[sumanoskae]

Well, there aren't a lot of fetishes I don't "Get". As in, I'm not into them, but from a psychological perspective, I understand them, I can see why they exist.

So lets's see, a fetish I don't get...

I find voyeurism a little weird. Not the watching part, being aroused by watching people have sex is pretty normal. it's that people prefer to NOT be involved in their own fantasy, that kind of flabbergasts me.

How is it that your sexually aroused, but don't want to have sex?

 

[TheOrb]

First and foremost, I feel that I should clarify my fetishistic viewpoints, in order of preference:

1. I am a furry, I like the idea of being with a sentient anthropomorphic animal, to such an extent that I am not aroused by the "pure" human form; but I find the idea of the fursuit a poor substitute. I am a tactile person, I touch, I hold, I hug, I caress, hence I feel I can only work with the real thing. All of the following fetishes stem from this fact.

2. I like vorarephilia, solely the type that consists of being consumed whole, but that inherently carries the... risk of one of the participants dying. I also like the variations within soft vore, but I won't go into that.

3. I suppose I'm gay, but it could be that I would be more comfortable in being in close contact with a man than with a woman.

4. I like muscles, but not the bursting-out-of-flesh ones. It's more of a reasonably athletic body I'm into. But I don't think they look good on women.

5. I like... [sub]oh boy here we go[/sub]...large anthropomorphic digitigrade animal paws (that's right, paws, not feet). It's a thing I've recently gotten into.

6. Macros. Giant furries on their own is great for me, but this can be linked with the paws and the vore for greater stimulation.

Let's see, fetishes I REALLY don't understand (extra bafflement for the ones in bold, due to the hygiene issues involved):
Coprophilia (Scat)
Diaper Fetishism
Erotic Asphyxiation (Choking)
Hypnosis (This is basically rape, in my view)
Liquidophilia (Immersing genitals in liquids)
Masochism (Receiving pain)
Mechanophilia (Machines)
Necrophilia (Dead bodies)
Pyrophilia (Fire)
Mucophilia (Mucus)
Uriolagnia (Urine)
Sadism (Inflicting pain on others)
Zoosadism (Sadism with animals)

The rest I feel "Meh" about.

 

[Sarah Frazier]

Scat and vomit are things I'll never understand as a sexual thing. Someone taking a dump anywhere but the toilet is like a dog or cat that won't take to house breaking, not to mention the smell even without being stepped in or smeared around. Someone puking makes me think they ate/drank something bad enough that the body is trying to get it out NOW. Neither of those things make me think "That's so hawt". Same with blood and urine.

Anything anal, which ties into the scat thing.

Anything that can severely hurt or kill a person, such as choking or twisting limbs to uncomfortable degrees.

Pedophilia. Not just flat chested WOMEN or MEN with little in the way of body/facial hair, but prepubescent children. Even midgets are fine, if a little funny. Maybe my mind is stuck in the past, but I don't think a typical six year old would understand that stuff about genitals (past "I'll show you mine if you show me yours") without being raised/trained/groomed into it.

Inflation, like the person putting on a latex suit and having air pumped in until they're a walking balloon. I'd be too busy bouncing things off them to think of sex.

Inflation, like body parts that can be grown to outrageous sizes. Could be fun just to mess with people to look like a human Fiddler Crab, but I'd either be too busy laughing or screaming to think of sex.

Vore/gore. Eating tiny people whole like candy may as well be swallowing live goldfish, and that's icky to me too. Eating chunks of flesh from a normal sized person could fall under the Blood section above.

 

[Scentedwiind]

Remember not to link vore and gore as if they are one single terrible entity. I find them to be completely different sexual fetishes. Perhaps from the same psychological causes and base desires, but their nature and expression are widely different. One may enjoy one and not the other.

 

[Gottesstrafe]

Amputation fetishes, although I can rationalize it. It's just gore and S&M taken to an extreme.

 

[redmoretrout]

Pretty much all of the above. Regular sex is....well sexy I have no idea why so people are not satisfied with it.

 

[orangeban]

I guess stuff involving like knives and cutting and ugh, the whole idea just makes me want to cry and hide, I can't stand the idea of cutting my skin with a knife, it's honestly a horrifying idea to me.

Also, autoerotic asphyxiation even though I think I may have that one? I dunno, the whole idea just terrifies me, again.

 

[z121231211]

And inflation fetishism, don't really get that either!

And now I'm reminded of that thread.

I've never understood the scat fetish in all honesty. I just can't see any sort of way that poop can be a turn on. Even if it was moulded into the finest boobs, ass, whatever you find outwardly attractive, etc, it still wouldn't turn me on, because it is literally shit. There's a reason shit is used an adjective to describe bad things.

I think it's more of the domination aspect.

Egg laying and pregnant, maybe an impregnation fetish but why 3rd trimester pregnant? Egg laying is one of many I just don't can't even think up a good explanation.

 

[Silly Hats]

Machines, Diapers and Scat and/or separately.

Aside from that, while I'm not really into them - I can see why people like different things and I won't confuse body preferences and Fetishes together. I'm usually into Solo, but whatever feels right at the time I guess.

Though my rule of thumb is; one toy at a time.

 

[DeathChairOfHell]

Not really a fetish at all, but I do not understand why heterosexual males would enjoy watching blowjob/hand job videos. I mean, you're watching fellatio, it seems like something that would be uncomfortable for someone who isn't attracted to males. I watch porn, as does a large amount of people, but I could never find anything arousing about blowjobs/hand jobs. Am I the only one befuddled by this?

 

[OneOfTheMichael's]

Well to say something unsaid here: One of my friends said she had a "fork Fetish". I'm not really sure what that is. Would anybody happen to know?

Feet.

Other fetishes I can understand because they involve naughty bits. FEET AREN'T NAUGHTY BITS.

Why not? How come asses are more acceptable than feet? You know what comes out of there? How about breast then? Only there to feed babies, why are those two "naughty bits" but feet aren't? Not that I like nice asses and breast but c'mon, feet makes just as much sense as ass really. Although I see how having a hole makes it more... attractive, for those of us who are male.

Well I could kinda understand the feet fetish thing. Like in the sense of it being more natural/sexy like breasts and butts and adding on to a character. But it's kinda a bit odd picturing a person sitting there pleasuring themselves looking at just feet.

Wouldn't most people not "get" any fetishes they themselves don't have? I mean, isn't that sort of the nature of fetishism?

I suppose you're right. I guess I don't understand any other fetishes.
Well besides my own private one I'd rather not share with the rest of the internet (not feet btw).

I agree with Freud; The only unnatural sexual behavior is none at all.

That's a pretty good quote to add on to this discussion my friend. "Comment of the day*"

 

[Clive Howlitzer]

Wouldn't most people not "get" any fetishes they themselves don't have? I mean, isn't that sort of the nature of fetishism?

 

[Russirishican]

Foot fetish, I really don't get it. What is sexual or promiscuous about a foot? Feet are boring, there is nothing interesting about them. Although girly sock fetishes on the other hand...

 

[Teh Ty]

Most fetishes I can relate to domination, I guess. That makes a lot of fetishes make a little more sense. With that added, I still don't get feet, watersports, the other water fetish, scat, furry, BBW, beastiality, and inflation. One that I really don't get is monster girls, which is even weirder because even I'm starting to like monster girls.

 

[Silly Hats]

Foot fetish, I really don't get it. What is sexual or promiscuous about a foot? Feet are boring, there is nothing interesting about them. Although girly sock fetishes on the other hand...

I get it... kinda.

Considering that most feet are gross, its always nice seeing some feminine feet and ankles. Feminine feet = Classy Ladies/girly girl.

 

[kingthrall]

I dont get food fetishes. Nor all the filthy ones people have labelled here.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

Clue is in the title.

I have weird discussions with my friends, and one of my female friends admitted she has a biting and blood fetish.

Now...I dunno about you guys, but how is that in ANY WAY sexual? It'd just be painful. You could have the argument that they are into that sort of thing, but...still.

you know the modern "horror" movies are called "torture porn". thats because seeing a woman slaughtered on screen turns people on.

also whats up with the shemale and gay porn flood? it seems that nowadays 90% of porn sites that used to be striaght only turned into "Gay pride" "shemale" and similar stuff.

Total complete helplessness and trust. The fact that the person can kill you if they wanted to, but instead decide to fuck your brains out can be a major turn on.

 

[Doclector]

Amputation fetishes, although I can rationalize it. It's just gore and S&M taken to an extreme.

I'm only truly posting here again to say I suspect this man's avatar to be an accurate depiction of a balloon fetish.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

Let's see:

Vore
Golden showers
shitting on another person
BDSM
food porn
role playing

And I think that's about it.

 

[That Guy Ya Know]

I agree with Freud; The only unnatural sexual behavior is none at all.

That's a pretty good quote to add on to this discussion my friend. "Comment of the day*"

Except like most stuff Freud said it's actually wrong, Asexuality is perfectly natural.

On that note I'm going with all of them and sex in general. My penis is my own dammit and the idea of anyone else going near it is just plain weird and icky and does not seem sanitary.