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Asita

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Angryman101 said:
Ok, I just don't understand how it's trying to do that at all. Like, I've seen both, and I just can't comprehend any way in which that's any kind of sane claim to make.
It's primarily a matter of how the characters are presented, as I saw it. Arthur Miller had made a point of making Willy into a character who had not accomplished anything in his life, who could even be said to be below the everyman at the end of the day. At the same time, we as the audience are meant to sympathize with him, to empathize with his plight even if we think his head is stuck in the clouds. I could be alone in this, but when I look at Napoleon Dynamite, I see the directors trying to pull off something similar with the principle cast. Consider for a minute their character traits. For the most part they are without true virtues, at best coming off as average in a few categories and accomplishing little of note throughout the course of the movie and we are given little reason to care about those things they do accomplish.

As I acknowledged in the first post I very likely overanalyzed it, but I simply couldn't see a point behind presenting the protagonists like that unless they had a specific goal in mind, and - in that regard - attempting to capture the 'pathetic hero' essentially invented by Death of a Salesman seemed the most likely intent, making the film's greatest failure (as I saw it) its inability to understand how to present and use such characters. Hence my comment that it felt like they tried to capture the essence of Death of a Salesman without understanding it. I saw it as a failed attempt to mimic the core features of Miller's production.
 

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The Exorcist : wish I could get back those 2 hrs of my life, Worst Film EVER! I watched it just after it was unbanned and broadcast on Channel 4 (UK) after my parents told me it was the scariest thing they had ever seen.....needless to say I was bored out of my mind.

Anchorman : I had to switch it off after 30 mins as I didn't even crack a smile. That had to be the Un-funnest film ever. Also I couldn't stand all the sexist jokes.
 

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Godkiller-The plot was interesting but I hate that they didn't animate it.........on second thought it would have made the torture rape scene more disturbing(Huuh I feel so unclean and disturbed for watching that movie)


Oh and bridesmaid-awful movie with it's definition of humor (AKA) weirdo people act weird so you should laugh,and the cock talk in the beginning of the movie was to much.
 

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Mabye it's me, but I really hated Melancholia. Concept, visuals, themes and art are amazing, it even has some Kirsten Dunst boobies, but it's so slow paced that I literally fell asleep in the theater. Other than that, I dislike mediocrity in many movies today. I watch them, and forget about it the next day.
 

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The only films I refret watching are the ones I watched when I was too young. I should have waited to see certain films when I was at an older age for the first time, the experience would have been better.
 

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Navy Seals - very odd in the fact that the computer game was waaaay better than the film (this was in the 90's)

Avatar - goes to prove all the money in the world does not make the film fantastic, if you then nick your macguffin from The Core. The Core for gawds sake!

AVP2 - The series has been rapidly reducing in quality (resurrections new born? WTF?!?) but it was impossible to see any of the ruddy thing.

Resident Evil (all of them) - When the games had such a excellent mix of suspense and cheesy dialogue taken directly from horror (bar resident evil 5, which was just gears of war - africa) why have the films become all about the action adventures of Milla Jovovich. Fair enough, would be a giggle to watch, but why does it have to butcher resident evils rich back story. Nemesis looking like a melted sex toy was the icing on the cake.

Haywire - Sorry movie bob, this was so bad. should have learnt my lesson after he recommended splice (not great, but at least something happened)
 

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Asita said:
It's primarily a matter of how the characters are presented, as I saw it. Arthur Miller had made a point of making Willy into a character who had not accomplished anything in his life, who could even be said to be below the everyman at the end of the day. At the same time, we as the audience are meant to sympathize with him, to empathize with his plight even if we think his head is stuck in the clouds. I could be alone in this, but when I look at Napoleon Dynamite, I see the directors trying to pull off something similar with the principle cast. Consider for a minute their character traits. For the most part they are without true virtues, at best coming off as average in a few categories and accomplishing little of note throughout the course of the movie and we are given little reason to care about those things they do accomplish.

As I acknowledged in the first post I very likely overanalyzed it, but I simply couldn't see a point behind presenting the protagonists like that unless they had a specific goal in mind, and - in that regard - attempting to capture the 'pathetic hero' essentially invented by Death of a Salesman seemed the most likely intent, making the film's greatest failure (as I saw it) its inability to understand how to present and use such characters. Hence my comment that it felt like they tried to capture the essence of Death of a Salesman without understanding it. I saw it as a failed attempt to mimic the core features of Miller's production.
I can almost guarantee that you are.
And you're so overthinking a dumb movie like Napolean Dynamite it's not even funny. Not every film holds up to fucking Citizen Cane or something, it was a dumb movie about some kid's dumb life in Idaho.
If anything it's more of a commentary on how shitty Idaho is.
 

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A Clockwork Orange.

Oh, I didn't hate it or anything. It's my favorite movie. The thing is, though, it's pretty much the only thing I can think about anymore.
 

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Angryman101 said:
I can almost guarantee that you are.
And you're so overthinking a dumb movie like Napolean Dynamite it's not even funny. Not every film holds up to fucking Citizen Cane or something, it was a dumb movie about some kid's dumb life in Idaho.
If anything it's more of a commentary on how shitty Idaho is.
...You're really starting to try my patience with the way you're taking my statements. I'm going to continue to assume that's a problem with my expression, however. In case I hadn't made it abundantly clear: I wasn't expecting the movie to be Citizen Cain. I wasn't expecting it to be comparable to Death of a Salesman, nor did I intend to imply that it should have been or even could have been. My intent was to try to understand what was going through the screenwriters' heads when they decided on the portrayal of the characters, and I found Willy Loman to be the simplest way to express what I felt was the base concept behind them: A pathetic character with little in the way of admirable features, which the writers unfortunately had no idea how to use competently, let alone well. That was the extent of my intent. I hope that clarifies things, again.
 

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Bloodrayne, Dungeons and Dragons they both were GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH FORKS bad. I'm sure there are others, that may even be worse but they are staying as suppressed memories never to see the light of day again.
 

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I had to watch Tower Heist for my birthday once. It wasn't my own choice; my friends just wanted to take me to the movies and I couldn't convince them to watch anything other than that.

Oh god, it was so terrible.
 

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My Life in Ruins. Most unfunny movie, they even had a running gag where one of the characters was called Poopi.
 

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Jellly said:
If I said "The Avengers" would it cause people to be mad? :3 But seriously the movie pissed me off so often with how the heroes would always survive. Also wtf the aliens were so dumb and non threatening I just wanted to facepalm. This "super alien army" armed with with laser rifles couldn't even kill some chick with two pistols. God. I was rooting for Loki to somehow pull a win out of his ass but honestly I knew he was doomed when it was just him up against like 5 superheroes. :| Also why Loki didn't just wtfpwn everyone with his OP as fuck "stick of destiny" I don't know. I just want the bad guy to win for once D:

.... maybe if I wanted to see the bad guys win I shouldn't have gone to see a movie based on Superheroes...?

Flying airship pissed me off as well. Such a dumb idea I'm glad the bad guys blew it up. Well they tried I suppose... somehow the thing can fly with just one engine apparently? *Sigh*

ALSO. Hulk is OP, if only he was the bad guy it would be GG good guys. The Hulk single handled (literally) destroyed Loki. Thor's got nothing on that shit. Additionally why did he rage-mode and try kill that Widow chick in the flying airship but suddenly when the aliens invade he is all pals with them? Another thing, how did Thor survive that fall from the pod? Fury said that it would kill Loki but Thor just jumps out of it and he don't give a fuck so wow yeah that's got to the dumbest "kill device" ever.

Usually I can overlook small plot things and what not such as the above. I did it for Avatar, Transformers, CoD and many other medias. The amount of hype on this movie led me to have high expectation though which ultimately led to me judging it harshly.
first of all, Loki is a character with severe narcisism and wants the heroes to bow before him that is why he doesn't outright kill them
secondly, the ship wasn't flying with only one rotor, it was temporarily lost use of one
Third, I'm just guessing that the aliens weren't prepared for such close-quarters combat
fourth, Thor survived because he broke out of the pod, it wasn't meant to kill Loki, it was the Hulk's container
it seems to me that you overlooked a lot of details that they gave
 

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as soon as i saw the title to this thread those were the 2 movies that instantly came to mind...

EDIT: accidentally hit reply instead of quote, im talking about Teeth and The Human Centipede
 

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Oh, I had forgotten about that last Resident Evil movie - the entire opening fight scene, her clones act like video game characters on the easiest difficulty possible, not a bullet touches them even when standing where they are flying, the enemies never make a hit
just basically the part where two clones are standing behind columns while agents try to gun them down

and the part where she's trapped in the shower room with the hulking enemy, it makes so many hits but she comes out with hardly a bruise