Films that you regret watching
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I regret watching every bad film. Luckily I haven't seen that many. Most films are OK to good, or at least have some saving graces. Here's the bad ones I remember:
Lions for Lambs: self-indulgent preachy twaddle. A putrid mess of a film.
Righteous Kill- Pacino and DeNiro reunited on screen for the first time since Heat. Should be good then, right? Not when you add 50 Cent to the mix.
Knowing- Just a huge waste of time. The only positive thing I make of it is the CGI was stunning in places. I hated every other minute of it though; bad, generic plot, and an apocalyptically stupid ending.
Lions for Lambs: self-indulgent preachy twaddle. A putrid mess of a film.
Righteous Kill- Pacino and DeNiro reunited on screen for the first time since Heat. Should be good then, right? Not when you add 50 Cent to the mix.
Knowing- Just a huge waste of time. The only positive thing I make of it is the CGI was stunning in places. I hated every other minute of it though; bad, generic plot, and an apocalyptically stupid ending.
Maybe you shouldn't read my story then LMAO You'll be screaming at your screen..do something! LMAO Now if i can just get the object of my inspiration to read itRawne1980 said:
And thats the other reason I hated Open Water.Beautiful Tragedy said:Maybe you shouldn't read my story then LMAO You'll be screaming at your screen..do something! LMAO Now if i can just get the object of my inspiration to read it
One of them yelled "Sharks" only to be attacked by large Goldfish.
I don't mind films that build up to something even if it is pointless or short at least it's something. Films like The Village and Open Water where nothing happens .... at all .... make me want to put a leather mini skirt and a chastity belt on the DvD just so I can call it a time wasting whore.
LMAO I felt that way about Transformers. HUGE waste of time, Michael Bay destroying my childhood. Those movies were definitely time wasting whores.Rawne1980 said:And thats the other reason I hated Open Water.Beautiful Tragedy said:Maybe you shouldn't read my story then LMAO You'll be screaming at your screen..do something! LMAO Now if i can just get the object of my inspiration to read it
One of them yelled "Sharks" only to be attacked by large Goldfish.
I don't mind films that build up to something even if it is pointless or short at least it's something. Films like The Village and Open Water where nothing happens .... at all .... make me want to put a leather mini skirt and a chastity belt on the DvD just so I can call it a time wasting whore.
I don't mind movies like that if they are at least talking about existential stuff, or something interesting, but if they are just shooting the shit, then no thanks.AKDread said:
This is actually probably the one for me as well. I watched it at home shortly after it hit the local BlockBuster because everyone was saying how insanely funny it was and it was literally everywhere in the media. I wasn;t enjoying it at all but kept watching it literally because I figured there had to at least be one part that would be geuinely clever or illicit a chuckle. That part never came. I can't think of any other movie that I actually chose to watch that had absolutely no redeeming qualities.Jonluw said:
Blood Rayne - it was so hilariously bad that it was almost enjoyable.
The Expendables - Such a waste of money. It is basically one big action hero circle jerk with all of the violence of big action movies, without any of the entertaining plot or funny quirks that other action movies have. I LOVE Arnie movies, but the plots are actually semi-interesting, and his one-liners are amazing. Expendables doesn't have anything like that, it is just garbage.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - So. Fucking. Bad.
And I'll include Bridge to Terabithia because that movie made me so fucking sad... Its really good, but I don't suggest anyone watch it because of how sad it made me.
The Expendables - Such a waste of money. It is basically one big action hero circle jerk with all of the violence of big action movies, without any of the entertaining plot or funny quirks that other action movies have. I LOVE Arnie movies, but the plots are actually semi-interesting, and his one-liners are amazing. Expendables doesn't have anything like that, it is just garbage.
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - So. Fucking. Bad.
And I'll include Bridge to Terabithia because that movie made me so fucking sad... Its really good, but I don't suggest anyone watch it because of how sad it made me.
The Golden Compass. Completely butchered a truly incredible book. I know it's common enough for movies not to live up to the source material, but quite how they managed to make Northern Lights (which is the only correct title because I say so) so unremarkable I do not know >.<
Oh i know! BUT, one of the guys who originally created the turtle signed off on the new origin. The ooze is technically supposed to be alien in nature.AKDread said:
