Trolls 2. My friend got it on Bluray because hey, its apparently the best worst movie ever. I mean, it made me laugh at some parts (they're eating her! and then they're going to eat me!), but 95% of it was brain-drain. It was awwwwfuuuuuulllll. Whoever makes these stupid "cult classics" needs to just stop. I'm all for indie films, and I can understand that cult classics are hard to judge before you release them, but seriously.....just....stop. The human mind can only take so much punishment. All these crappy sci-fi monster battle movies with terrible acting and cgi, and all these gross and fucked up horror/slasher/porn movies for the sake of pleasing a few mentally disturbed fucks, and all these boring pretentious boring and long and boring artsy films about some depressed guy.
By the power of all humanity I beg you to stop.