Films that you regret watching
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I went to the senak preview in the cinema. When I saw the title appear, I IMDBed it on my phone, I saw the 4,5 and I knew I was in for a treat. What a horrible movie, the plot recycles itself three times and the acting is horrible. The ending is teethgrindingly BAD.
Even so, I made some pretty good audioreviews about how bad that movie was, AND it set a new low, so to say I regret seeing it...
I agree with White Chicks being embarrassingly bad, the worst part of it is that one day, when I was travelling by train, I heard two women talk about it; describing it as a hilarious movie with two black guys who have to act like white, well, chicks. NO! IT IS NOT, NOT FUNNY! Bah.
The Box, 2009 is also an example of a movie that doesn't know what kind of it movie it wants to be, the story gets turned upside down into a SF movie with 'scary moral questions' Fuck off, terrible.
And A Serbian Film wasn't THAT bad, it just did what it had to do; it set a standard for taboo movies.
And I wanted to stop after this movie, but wait one minute: The Human Centipede II
Yes, part two, it makes part one good :S
It's about a disfigured gnome who is inspired by The human centipede I (yes, it's THAT unoriginal), so he tries to imitate the movie by making a human centipede himself. Oh yeah, it's in black and white for that 'campy' feeling. Just don't see it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdOGJi5Sne4
I went to the senak preview in the cinema. When I saw the title appear, I IMDBed it on my phone, I saw the 4,5 and I knew I was in for a treat. What a horrible movie, the plot recycles itself three times and the acting is horrible. The ending is teethgrindingly BAD.
Even so, I made some pretty good audioreviews about how bad that movie was, AND it set a new low, so to say I regret seeing it...
I agree with White Chicks being embarrassingly bad, the worst part of it is that one day, when I was travelling by train, I heard two women talk about it; describing it as a hilarious movie with two black guys who have to act like white, well, chicks. NO! IT IS NOT, NOT FUNNY! Bah.
The Box, 2009 is also an example of a movie that doesn't know what kind of it movie it wants to be, the story gets turned upside down into a SF movie with 'scary moral questions' Fuck off, terrible.
And A Serbian Film wasn't THAT bad, it just did what it had to do; it set a standard for taboo movies.
And I wanted to stop after this movie, but wait one minute: The Human Centipede II
Yes, part two, it makes part one good :S
It's about a disfigured gnome who is inspired by The human centipede I (yes, it's THAT unoriginal), so he tries to imitate the movie by making a human centipede himself. Oh yeah, it's in black and white for that 'campy' feeling. Just don't see it.
Johnny English 2.
Dear goodness me it was shit, the writing is basically every cliche spy movie plot horrifyingly stitched together in one dripping, drooling monstrosity. The film played out so damn predictably that you keep thinking "yep, I can see where this is going next, yep I thought so, there's probably going to be some chase scenes after this, oh look I was right" to name but ONE example.
Dear goodness me it was shit, the writing is basically every cliche spy movie plot horrifyingly stitched together in one dripping, drooling monstrosity. The film played out so damn predictably that you keep thinking "yep, I can see where this is going next, yep I thought so, there's probably going to be some chase scenes after this, oh look I was right" to name but ONE example.
I liked it! Or, "liked" is the wrong word, but I definitely thought it was worth watching. The experience of wathing it was horrible though; the rape scenes and the violence had me squirming. In no way did I think it was a bad film though.TizzytheTormentor said:
Omg, I couldn't agree more -_-' I mean, I thought the first one was kinda crappy, but AvP requiem just took shittiness to a whole new level. Hate, hate, hate!Bitter Hobbit said:
Paranormal Activity. What an anticlimax, I've seen better acting in a porno plus when at the end of the movie when the ending I saw coming from a mile away happened I laughed. Whats worse is that they made three of the bloody things.
Human centipede. Oh look she's eating poo that's nasty. That was the movies only purpose to make me feel sick. It didn't help that I didn't have any German subtitles.
Human centipede. Oh look she's eating poo that's nasty. That was the movies only purpose to make me feel sick. It didn't help that I didn't have any German subtitles.
Napoleon Dynamite, according to my friends you need to see it at least 3 times to get it, its not worth it.
I regretted Batman and Robin at the time but then I realised it was actually a masterpiece and its now one of my favourite films
Edit: Oh dear got The Last Airbernder film. There is a special place in hell for Mr. Shyamalan where he will have pebbles thrown at him for all eternity
I regretted Batman and Robin at the time but then I realised it was actually a masterpiece and its now one of my favourite films
Edit: Oh dear got The Last Airbernder film. There is a special place in hell for Mr. Shyamalan where he will have pebbles thrown at him for all eternity
Actually regretted watching? Crocodile. It's the only movie I've ever seen that I literally couldn't get through it was so painfully bad. It's a movie that marks the divide between "Bad" and "So bad it's funny"
I have a LOT of bad movies on DVD (odd hobby I know)and I do watch them but I've never ever attempted to get through Crocodile again.
I have a LOT of bad movies on DVD (odd hobby I know)and I do watch them but I've never ever attempted to get through Crocodile again.
Indeed. Meet the Spartans is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Fuck was it awful.solar065 said:
I've seen some shit movies over the years, but the movie Australia... I really want my time back & as an Australian aboriginal the movie made me want to kill myself or at least go back in time & commit mass genocide of my people. :/
The Road. I expected a sort of awesome Fallout-y, Book of Eli-y film with action and dead raiders. What I got was a depressing film about a douchebag who does nothing but moan and contemplate suicide.
Worst film ever.
Worst film ever.
Blood rayne - Now THATS a bad movie
The Human centepide 1 - R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D
The Human Centepide 2 - W.O.R.S.E
The Happening - "Oh....No" you know I never thought I'd see a movie this fucking bad in this day an age. Its just bad from start to finnish, the only good part that wasn't shown in commercials for the movie itself was when the little black kid got his head blown off that was hilarious. Halfassed acting shitty writing. Pretty sure Mark Walberg did that one for a quick buck I mean the guy says "oh...no" while shaking his head on like three seperate occasions the EXACT sameway. AND what caused it? Trees or plants or something, thats like putting a cheap ass sticky bow on a crummy x-mas gift, wrapped in toilet paper.
The list goes on. Why even watch a new movie these days they show all the best parts in the commericals anyways, at least thats what I seem to notice.
The Human centepide 1 - R.E.T.A.R.D.E.D
The Human Centepide 2 - W.O.R.S.E
The Happening - "Oh....No" you know I never thought I'd see a movie this fucking bad in this day an age. Its just bad from start to finnish, the only good part that wasn't shown in commercials for the movie itself was when the little black kid got his head blown off that was hilarious. Halfassed acting shitty writing. Pretty sure Mark Walberg did that one for a quick buck I mean the guy says "oh...no" while shaking his head on like three seperate occasions the EXACT sameway. AND what caused it? Trees or plants or something, thats like putting a cheap ass sticky bow on a crummy x-mas gift, wrapped in toilet paper.
The list goes on. Why even watch a new movie these days they show all the best parts in the commericals anyways, at least thats what I seem to notice.
Superbad
The Simpsons Movie
Transformers 1 (i didn't watch the rest)
Space Cowboys (I love Clint Eastwood but damn this movie sucked)
The Green Lantern
The Simpsons Movie
Transformers 1 (i didn't watch the rest)
Space Cowboys (I love Clint Eastwood but damn this movie sucked)
The Green Lantern