Films that you regret watching
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All of the spoof films after Scary Movie. This includes 'Meet the Spartans' and so on. Most of them I didn't bother with more than 15 minutes of.
Oh, and whatever current movie all the reviews are saying is fantastic, I like to be edgy.
Oh, and whatever current movie all the reviews are saying is fantastic, I like to be edgy.
Never read the books but it seemed like it had a lot of promise, but I didn't enjoy it much at all. I think most people agreed as they don't seem to have bothered with a sequel despite it being the beginning of a series.Eamar said:
Depends - if you watch it as a stoner comedy (and you don't even need to be stoned for that, the dialogue just speaks for itself), it is just freaking hysterical.Ragsnstitches said:
And don't tell me the movie was ever intended as a serious drama - I haven't met anyone capable of empathizing with our protagonists Telly and Caaaspah, and by extension with anyone dumb enough to have sex with and get AIDS from them.
BloodRayne: Before seeing it, I wouldn't have believed it possible to make a bad film out of that game.
American Beauty: Dull, and full of depressingly annoying characters.
The Piano Teacher: Wangsty and pretentious.
Anything by Michael Bey: need I even explain.
American Beauty: Dull, and full of depressingly annoying characters.
The Piano Teacher: Wangsty and pretentious.
Anything by Michael Bey: need I even explain.
Seconded. I don't think there is a character I loathe as much as Ricky Fitts.annoyinglizardvoice said:
"Waaaah, I'm a really good-looking guy who sells the best dope and can convince girls I've got the soul of a sensitive artist - I must be the biggest social outcast of the whole school"
The movie I regret watching the most was "The Last Airbender." I was a huge fan of the show and I was expecting the movie to carry the same quality. Instead I was treated to horrible CGI, bad acting, cliched dialogue, and a complete betrayal of everything the show did right. I got in for free, but I will never get back that hour and a half of my life.
Some Bollywood movie called Don't Say a Word. I had to watch it for school and I spent the entire time trying to block the horribleness out.
Ginger Deadman
it was horrible and the DVD froze during the dildo scene. I think the movie literally broke my DVD player.
it was horrible and the DVD froze during the dildo scene. I think the movie literally broke my DVD player.
I was talking about the American remake, but I can only assume from your description that the original Japanese version is worse. You have greater testicular fortitude than I, and my condolences for your night terrors.Chalacachaca said:
One thing we can agree on though, is that movie can fuck right off. Am I right?
My roommates and I watched that all the way through the Halloween of my Freshman year.Mysterious Username said:
Dear sweet Jesus cooking pancakes, why does such a movie exist? We all concluded that they should play that movie in health class, to exemplify that vaginas are evil and will chomp your dick off.
You know, just like in real life.
House of 1000 corpses. I should have paid closer attention to the sign at the ticket booth letting me know it wouldnt refund any money if I chose to leave early. Absolute garbage.
I'm gonna say... the Matrix Reloaded. Loved the first movie, found the second confusing as hell.
Freeway 2
How this is labeled as a "comedy" is beyond me. Aside from just being painfully unfunny:
The main characters were so unlikeable you wished them both dead by the first 15 minutes. And we were supposed to sit there and cheer for them while they acted like bitches for the entire movie.
The "big twist" that was supposed to make them seem more sympathetic didn't exactly do a good job of it, because it apparently forgot that it had made us hate them from the very beginning. The "twist" was also very poorly put through, and considering the fact that the film had been close to "joking" about the context of the twist, it just made you hate the filmmakers. Basically, imagine Mysterious Skin as written by Eli Roth... and crammed into about four minutes. It's just a poor attempt at a last-minute character change, but it just becomes insulting in the end.
The rest of the film is just an ugly mess of two unlikeable bitches doing whatever the hell they want. No, seriously; their ONE character trait is to act like angry/whiny bitches. It may come from the fact that the two leads have little to no charisma as actors... At least Natasha Lyonne almost managed to balance it out. Almost.
Oh, and Vincent Gallo is in the movie. Many people have called it his one of his "best roles ever", claiming that he's hilarious. Here's what he does:
At some point around the sixth and eighth hour of the film, he shows up after much build-up from one of the main characters. His role in the film?
He walks around in drag and speaks in a low, "mysterious" and awful spanish accent. At least I think it's spanish. I couldn't tell by the sound of the little voice in my head telling me to strangle something.
Yeah, I get that it's supposed to be an "anti-moral" film. That still doesn't make it good. Don't get me wrong; I can enjoy these kind of films if they're done well. This isn't. It's just a poor "thing" that feels way longer than it actually is, and only serves to tear up my soul and make me hate mankind.
At least I sat through it... I guess I don't completely regret watching it, because then I wouldn't be able to call it the "worst movie ever made" without justifying it.
I know it has it's fanbase, but you can count me out.
Oh, and I also regret watching Human Nature, because it was a self-absorbed, pretentious piece of garbage that seemed like it was basically made for the director to say "Hey, audience! I'm smarter than you!!", while it in itself did a downright miserable job at conveying it's overall message.
How this is labeled as a "comedy" is beyond me. Aside from just being painfully unfunny:
The main characters were so unlikeable you wished them both dead by the first 15 minutes. And we were supposed to sit there and cheer for them while they acted like bitches for the entire movie.
The "big twist" that was supposed to make them seem more sympathetic didn't exactly do a good job of it, because it apparently forgot that it had made us hate them from the very beginning. The "twist" was also very poorly put through, and considering the fact that the film had been close to "joking" about the context of the twist, it just made you hate the filmmakers. Basically, imagine Mysterious Skin as written by Eli Roth... and crammed into about four minutes. It's just a poor attempt at a last-minute character change, but it just becomes insulting in the end.
The rest of the film is just an ugly mess of two unlikeable bitches doing whatever the hell they want. No, seriously; their ONE character trait is to act like angry/whiny bitches. It may come from the fact that the two leads have little to no charisma as actors... At least Natasha Lyonne almost managed to balance it out. Almost.
Oh, and Vincent Gallo is in the movie. Many people have called it his one of his "best roles ever", claiming that he's hilarious. Here's what he does:
At some point around the sixth and eighth hour of the film, he shows up after much build-up from one of the main characters. His role in the film?
He walks around in drag and speaks in a low, "mysterious" and awful spanish accent. At least I think it's spanish. I couldn't tell by the sound of the little voice in my head telling me to strangle something.
Yeah, I get that it's supposed to be an "anti-moral" film. That still doesn't make it good. Don't get me wrong; I can enjoy these kind of films if they're done well. This isn't. It's just a poor "thing" that feels way longer than it actually is, and only serves to tear up my soul and make me hate mankind.
At least I sat through it... I guess I don't completely regret watching it, because then I wouldn't be able to call it the "worst movie ever made" without justifying it.
I know it has it's fanbase, but you can count me out.
Oh, and I also regret watching Human Nature, because it was a self-absorbed, pretentious piece of garbage that seemed like it was basically made for the director to say "Hey, audience! I'm smarter than you!!", while it in itself did a downright miserable job at conveying it's overall message.
ive seen "Teeth" to the end actually with a girl at the time... awkwaaaaard xDMysterious Username said:
reeeaaaally strange movie.. i really wanna know how it got pitched to any studio at all
Oh, all the musicals that I?ve been forced to watch at school, other than Bugsy Malone.
Picture Perfect. I should?ve known better than to watch a rom-com (I typically dislike the genre), especially one with Jennifer Aniston, but I was bored and she?s got nice legs.
Picture Perfect. I should?ve known better than to watch a rom-com (I typically dislike the genre), especially one with Jennifer Aniston, but I was bored and she?s got nice legs.
