Some IFC film where a girl slits her wrist and sprays blood all over her room and another guy puts his head in an oven. That creeped me out, and also someone in that movie got killed with a tomato can.
Films that you regret watching
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My friends and I rented Thee Human Centipede for what they described as "bragging rights" at having seen such a film. I'm just glad there was a laptop available so I could distract myself from it.
EDIT: And the Hitman movie. Load of shit.
EDIT: And the Hitman movie. Load of shit.
Easily 'Repo: The Genetic Opera'. What trash.
Damn I love that movie. Not that one can't have a differing opinion, the Voltaire quote and all that but goddamn I love that movie.Vrex360 said:
I think the worst I have seen Blues Brothers 2000. I was watching it with my parents and we all falling asleep and pissed off. I think in the end we all walked out and went bowling instead.
The first one was so epic and this...was a very boring, lacklustre re-hash from what I can remember.
And then Dragon Ball: Evolution. ROFL.
The first one was so epic and this...was a very boring, lacklustre re-hash from what I can remember.
And then Dragon Ball: Evolution. ROFL.
Steven Spielburg's A.I. was the most depressing movie I've seen, and right before CHRISTMAS when was I saw it on it's opening week. I refuse to ever watch that movie again.
On another hand, Seed of Chucky since it without a doubt the WORSE movie I have ever seen. You have sunk to a COMPLETE low when you pay $40 USD to see a child's doll masturbate to horror/gore magazines, ANOTHER doll flash her definition-less tits at you and then see the latter doll impregnate a woman with a TURKEY BASTER FULL OF DOLL SEMEN.
... Excuse me, I need some brain bleach now, here is some for you too.
On another hand, Seed of Chucky since it without a doubt the WORSE movie I have ever seen. You have sunk to a COMPLETE low when you pay $40 USD to see a child's doll masturbate to horror/gore magazines, ANOTHER doll flash her definition-less tits at you and then see the latter doll impregnate a woman with a TURKEY BASTER FULL OF DOLL SEMEN.
... Excuse me, I need some brain bleach now, here is some for you too.
My Freshman year of college, my roommate left the TV on the channel that showed a set of 3-4 movies in a rotation. Since we were getting to know one another, we'd just hang out and watch the films. Anyhow, that little tradition ended after he and I watched Catwoman. The one starring Halle Berry.
I'm so ashamed.
I'm so ashamed.
Yet that movie made a fuckton of money. I REALLY don't understand it.BloatedGuppy said:
When that movie came out, you sudden;y couldn't throw a rock at my school without hitting some kid with a "Vote 4 Pedro" shirt.
What the HELL is so funny about the phrase "Vote 4 Pedro"?
I am gonna go all poetic about my cinema sense now.
I get very selective about the films I watch. To the point where I can see no trailers, simply go the cinema for a showing and come out satisfied. This sense had to be forged, like a sword being beaten against an anvil with the world's biggest hammer. For me, that hammer was this piece of garbage:
I was 12 and I loved Lucky Luke. So, I went to see it. The problems started appearing 5 mins in. Little to no Luke, a stupid premise for an escape attempt (a giant sausage ? really ?), Ma Dalton looked nothing like her kids who in turn, looked like anything but brothers and on top of it all, a magic hat.
A magic sombrero. That deflects bullets. In the Wild West.
I get very selective about the films I watch. To the point where I can see no trailers, simply go the cinema for a showing and come out satisfied. This sense had to be forged, like a sword being beaten against an anvil with the world's biggest hammer. For me, that hammer was this piece of garbage:
I was 12 and I loved Lucky Luke. So, I went to see it. The problems started appearing 5 mins in. Little to no Luke, a stupid premise for an escape attempt (a giant sausage ? really ?), Ma Dalton looked nothing like her kids who in turn, looked like anything but brothers and on top of it all, a magic hat.
A magic sombrero. That deflects bullets. In the Wild West.
The Eragon movie for fuck sake could it have been anymore generic and shitty (I liked the book BTW)
Avatar: The last Airbender I hated this movie with a passion and I'm not even a huge fan of the seires but at the end what pissed me of most was not the horrible acting,shitty script,bad pacing etc.
Was that in the cartoon from what I remember the kid completely destroys the ships and is kicking ass but in the movie probably for a P-13 rating and/or budget reasons they have the kid just hover water over the evil guys heads that was such a let down and another point against a movie that makes me want to put my balls in a meat grinder.
Avatar: The last Airbender I hated this movie with a passion and I'm not even a huge fan of the seires but at the end what pissed me of most was not the horrible acting,shitty script,bad pacing etc.
Was that in the cartoon from what I remember the kid completely destroys the ships and is kicking ass but in the movie probably for a P-13 rating and/or budget reasons they have the kid just hover water over the evil guys heads that was such a let down and another point against a movie that makes me want to put my balls in a meat grinder.
2 films come to mind for different reasons.
Requiem For a Dream which is a brilliantly done, amazing film- but goddamn is it a downer.
and Alien: Resurrection because I was happy thinking that the Alien franchise ended on a Mediocre-to-OK note with Alien3.
Even with Firefly and everything, I only truly forgave Joss Whedon for Alien:R this summer when I saw The Avengers.
Requiem For a Dream which is a brilliantly done, amazing film- but goddamn is it a downer.
and Alien: Resurrection because I was happy thinking that the Alien franchise ended on a Mediocre-to-OK note with Alien3.
Even with Firefly and everything, I only truly forgave Joss Whedon for Alien:R this summer when I saw The Avengers.
Syzygy23 said:
Look it's just one of those things that some people get and some people don't...I won't look down on you for not finding it funny and, in return, you will not get upset about it..
Vote 4 Pedro...
Worst film
The Happening - M. Night Isuck at his very best at being shit
I only regret it if I paid money for it. I paid full bucks at the cinema for that piece of shit that was Spiderman 3. There is no excuse for something this bad. Enormous amounts of talent are ignored every day and I have to pay almost ten euros to be allowed to watch utter garbage like this.
I also bought the dvd of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull before actually having seen it, and despite the warnings of everyone who isn't drooling and/or insane. The movie is an insult to everything I know, love, and stand for. George Lucas is a dick. He's just an intolerable fuckwad, who deserves to dwell in anonimity and near-poverty. Visionless, talentless hack.
I also bought the dvd of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull before actually having seen it, and despite the warnings of everyone who isn't drooling and/or insane. The movie is an insult to everything I know, love, and stand for. George Lucas is a dick. He's just an intolerable fuckwad, who deserves to dwell in anonimity and near-poverty. Visionless, talentless hack.
Skyline, there was one point where it got really interesting, but that was the last minute or so before the credits, which told the interesting part of the story in freeze frames, oh my GOD was that an exponential waste of my life.
I'm not even joking, I sat through the whole thing thinking "there's still time", then something awesome happened and I sat forward in my seat, looking hopeful, BAM credits... and not even "we can make another movie with this!" they showed what happened in the CREDITS... AUGH.
I'm not even joking, I sat through the whole thing thinking "there's still time", then something awesome happened and I sat forward in my seat, looking hopeful, BAM credits... and not even "we can make another movie with this!" they showed what happened in the CREDITS... AUGH.
two for me - human centipede. for me the thought of what was going on was more disgusting than what the movie threw at me. would rather have never seen it and let my mind stew on the thought.
hot tub time machine - so incomprehensibly boring. nuff said
hot tub time machine - so incomprehensibly boring. nuff said
Alright I am going to say it and it might draw a lot of hate from others but I did not care one bit for the Godfather. Call me whatever you want but to me the films were an over long bore-fest that out stayed its welcome and I would like my 10 or so hours of my life back. However before people start raging on me I did like certain bits of the films like that part where Freddy I think gets shot when in the boat and in the first one the ambush I though they were pretty intense but other than that nothing else attracted my attention.