Finish the sentence...

[ottenni]

light globe.

The old ones were...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...on fire, but these are ok.

This could only be cooler if it could...

 

[Discord]

robots and ninjas were involved

Those strange sounds coming from the trunk..

 

[Sleekgiant]

are my kidnapped hookers

You wouldn't...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...let that loli go!

You shouted "bewbs" in front of my...

 

[Discord]

Fireplace

sometimes I like to go to the middle of New York and scream

 

[Sleekgiant]

Yankees suck at which point I am....

 

[Tolerant Fanboy]

given free beers by nearby Mets fans, and am consumed in deep, horrible shame.

A stitch in time...

 

[Sleekgiant]

..a patch in reality.-zing-

Oh come on, why did you...

 

[Code Monkey]

...rub it? That only makes it worse.

If I were you, I wouldn't touch the...

 

[Sleekgiant]

remote, for I am watchin' _____ and if you change that I will....

 

[Pokeylope]

end all of existence.

I once had a...

 

[CounterAttack]

secret box of souls which I could...

 

[brtshstel]

trade in for Klondike Bar.

I farted really hard, and out came a...

 

[oppp7]

...salamander.
In 2moons, you can...

 

[j1-2themax]

...kill 60 men. It's true!

The first person to ever...

 

[Rooster893]

die in a heavy metal band by having a bus fall on top of him was Cliff Burton.

Spoiler

Rest in peace man. We all miss you.

Let's all go to...

 

[j1-2themax]

...France so we can ingest copious amounts of...

 

[brtshstel]

Cognac.

Then let's go to Amsterdam and purchase for the services of...

 

[oppp7]

...whores.
You may have noticed that...