Finish the sentence...

[Zeromaeus]

...one thousand pieces of...

 

[Sleekgiant]

gold, and some beer.....and hookers.

Oh my, what is that....

 

[Discord]

sticky stuff on in my hair?

On that topic, Why am I all naked and sticky did I...

 

[Sleekgiant]

perform in a sex tape and....

 

[Rooster893]

put in youtube and have it immediately flagged.


What is the use in...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...flaming yourself.

Youtube just got...

 

[Discord]

it's own cable TV channel.

It Friday night, I got no date, a liter of orange shasta soda and my all Rush mix tape, lets...

 

[j1-2themax]

...play another game of "Spank the Monkey."

My boss is the worst boss ever; I came in late to work and he...

 

[Daffy F]

Ate my Bagel.

My bagel is important because...

 

[oppp7]

...it glows with radiation.
You stole my new...

 

[MurderousToaster]

shiny, pink Ford Ka.

I love to stab people because...

 

[dalek sec]

it's fun!

Lego's are...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...deadly if used correctly.

Your new avatar is...

 

[j1-2themax]

...Swanky Kong.

I need a...

 

[dalek sec]

A good beer.

I hate...

 

[Discord]

Valentines Day *Sigh*

The best moive to watch before work the next day is...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...The End of Evangelion.

Ha, I just made you...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...I will have nightmares.

A Matter Of Life and Death is...

 

[dalek sec]

Killed a ninja!

I can't find my stupid...

 

[brtshstel]

...penis pump.

I must have put it...