Finish the sentence...

[kingofkumquats]

...think that the squirrel over there is...

 

[Fijiman]

really an evil scientist who...

 

[Fijiman]

every wall in town.

The newer versions...

 

[Evil Smurf]

are made of ice cream.
I like it when you touch....

 

[ZehMadScientist]

...my big black...

 

[Fijiman]

pig launcher.

Can you think of...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

a way to secretly set all of that girl's underwear on fire?

Remember, if a robot asks you about...

 

[Scarim Coral]

unplug the charger when the phone is full and...

 

[Fijiman]

let out the mini...

 

[kingofkumquats]

anti-gremlin devices.

When attempting a trek into the jungle...

 

[Fijiman]

Make sure you bring an unusually large...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Spoiler: Velocipede.

American Ninja Warrior is...

 

[Evil Smurf]

the best porn out there.
Where did all the....

 

[AwesomeExpress]

pastries go?

I don't think you've counted all of your...

 

[Evil Smurf]

chickens yet.
Weird, this juice tastes like....

 

[Fijiman]

potato wedges correctly.

I will find...

 

[Fijiman]

I could find the magical badger who...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

overpuce realized what had happened.

Rain is kind of like a...

 

[jjjwnw2]

an awesome kind of party; with lots of people.

Last week, I realized my pants...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

were actually a shirt.

My robot army is so going to...