First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

[Irridium]

I suppose I should post this...

 

[cabalistics]

The idea is intriguing but the execution is off but it's a start and this will probably help drive the development of more immersive virtual reality

 

[Scrythe]

"Behold the new innovation in technology: carbon nanotubes!"

"Yeah, but can you have sex with it?"

This is the fundamental thinking of humanity: no matter what new and amazing tech you invent, someone will create a way to wave your dick at it.

 

[gigastar]

Ever wondered how many people were appalled at the use of the internet for porn, when it was just starting out?

you mean publicly appalled or actually appalled?

Must say, LOL.

Also its obvious he means actually appalled. Which isn't that much I belive.

 

[D Moness]

It seem as pointless as kinect animal... yeah i can rub something that's not there... well i'm just rubbing air.

lol best remark i have read today.
Like people said before sex sells just not for consoles. No console brand wants to be associated with porn.

 

[SimuLord]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

 

[Apocalypse Tank]

I thought I could own any game that I wanted to play when I turned 17 recently...

Clearly. Not.

 

[Roganzar]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

XD LOL
But in all honesty this is Rule 34 in all its glory.

 

[Madmanonfire]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

 

[bubba145]

I believe i just had an stroke. oww. This is Seriously retarded. So many better uses for this tech. like medicine anyone. Warfare? possible

 

[mad825]

I suppose this is the "Alpha" stage of Kinect porn, I'm sure everyone can use their imagination on what's to come in the future.

mind you, since the Kinect got hack for the PC I was waiting for something like to this appear.

 

[Kukakkau]

I laughed so hard at the guy having his face censored during it. It's like "yes we had to hide this pervents face... and if you get the game you are one too!"

But honestly dull as hell game - you'd have more happen playing twister...

 

[DaxStrife]

They do realize trying to create motion-controls for this kind of game will involve gratuitous amounts of air-humping and pelvic-thrusting, yes?

 

[nagi]

Well, they did copy the "god, when will this amateur looser get off.. do I still have to moan?" look of the woman!

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I don't mind that games like this exist, but it's laughable that anyone would try to do such an immature thing with the technology presented.


/input

I know right, it's like building a 50 billion dollar rocket shit, filling it with bra's and panties than going and blowing it up next to a university, near the girls rooms, just because you'd think it would be funny to annoy hot girls. I get how the analogy doesn't make sense to the video, but it is referring to how people would spend millions of dollars designing a game about a guy screwing girls.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Surely I'm not the only one who recognized that someone mentioned in the article is a dildonics expert. That's fucking hilarious! I had no idea the English language required such a classification.

 

[shadyh8er]

I'm still fascinated by the word "dildonics." That in and of itself is funny!

 

[Snotnarok]

This is very hilarious. I so called this one, anything made for good will also be turned around for evil...or in this case comedy.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

I forgot to add that anyone who denies it is obviously a liar. And I'll stand by that.

 

[tehroc]

Kinectits, I'm trademarking this.