First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

[Dimensional Vortex]

I don't mind that games like this exist, but it's laughable that anyone would try to do such an immature thing with the technology presented.


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I know right, it's like building a 50 billion dollar rocket shit, filling it with bra's and panties than going and blowing it up next to a university, near the girls rooms, just because you'd think it would be funny to annoy hot girls. I get how the analogy doesn't make sense to the video, but it is referring to how people would spend millions of dollars designing a game about a guy screwing girls.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

Surely I'm not the only one who recognized that someone mentioned in the article is a dildonics expert. That's fucking hilarious! I had no idea the English language required such a classification.

 

[shadyh8er]

I'm still fascinated by the word "dildonics." That in and of itself is funny!

 

[Snotnarok]

This is very hilarious. I so called this one, anything made for good will also be turned around for evil...or in this case comedy.

 

[Cliff_m85]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

I forgot to add that anyone who denies it is obviously a liar. And I'll stand by that.

 

[tehroc]

Kinectits, I'm trademarking this.

 

[Jim Grim]

Wave your hands in front of your face, it's just like sex!

Not that I'm an authority on the subject but aren't you supposed to be doing something else with your hands when playing games like this?

 

[SimuLord]

Wave your hands in front of your face, it's just like sex!

Not that I'm an authority on the subject but aren't you supposed to be doing something else with your hands when playing games like this?

Absolutely nothing Kinect-related I could say to this would possibly pass muster with the mod staff. So, umm...use your imagination.

 

[Signa]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Just when I thought you couldn't be made of more win, you pull this out of your ass.

 

[William Dickbringer]

and you really only need one hand to control it
THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!!!

 

[GRoXERs]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

You are my new favorite.

This... looks lame. Also, pretty sure the guy demoing it has never actually touched a woman, or at least not the same one twice, 'cause he clearly had no idea what erogenous zones are

 

[kouriichi]

AH HA! I so friggan called this back when "Natal" was annouced.

I was all like, "I bet you once this is realeased, the tech will be used for porn!"
And my friends were all like, "Yeah right. That will never happen. Its far to advanced."

BAM! In your face world!

 

[Karilas]

Wow, now we can all feel like sex-offenders with telekinesis.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Surely I'm not the only one who recognized that someone mentioned in the article is a dildonics expert. That's fucking hilarious! I had no idea the English language required such a classification.

I wonder how much schooling is required for a doctorate in dildonics. I wanna be The Skeeze Doctor.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

That looks...

Awkward. And creepy.

I wonder how this will be sold.

 

[Madmanonfire]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

I forgot to add that anyone who denies it is obviously a liar. And I'll stand by that.

Riiiight. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Stryc9]

I fail to see the point of this, without any tactile feedback what's the point in groping a digital woman?

 

[XandNobody]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Best post of the day, maybe of the week.

OT: The only thing I can honestly say is, frankly, I'm surprised it took this long. I figured there would be vibrators integrated into the Kinect by now. Here I thought science was more innovative than rubbing the air... Maybe it's the holidays and people not wanting to work on something when their mom can announce she knows about it half way through Christmas dinner.

In all seriousness, creepy, but ultimately expected.

 

[All_Aces]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Aaaaand that's the thread. Pack up, boys, we can't do better.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I fail to see the point of this, without any tactile feedback what's the point in groping a digital woman?

To see her reaction, I'd suppose.

Though this is still just a prototype, so I'd guess it'll get better as the program reactions and the ability to remove clothing and....well.....other things.