First Kinect Sex Game Prototype Pops Up [NSFW]

[Jim Grim]

Wave your hands in front of your face, it's just like sex!

Not that I'm an authority on the subject but aren't you supposed to be doing something else with your hands when playing games like this?

 

[SimuLord]

Wave your hands in front of your face, it's just like sex!

Not that I'm an authority on the subject but aren't you supposed to be doing something else with your hands when playing games like this?

Absolutely nothing Kinect-related I could say to this would possibly pass muster with the mod staff. So, umm...use your imagination.

 

[Signa]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Just when I thought you couldn't be made of more win, you pull this out of your ass.

 

[William Dickbringer]

and you really only need one hand to control it
THEY THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING!!!

 

[GRoXERs]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

You are my new favorite.

This... looks lame. Also, pretty sure the guy demoing it has never actually touched a woman, or at least not the same one twice, 'cause he clearly had no idea what erogenous zones are

 

[kouriichi]

AH HA! I so friggan called this back when "Natal" was annouced.

I was all like, "I bet you once this is realeased, the tech will be used for porn!"
And my friends were all like, "Yeah right. That will never happen. Its far to advanced."

BAM! In your face world!

 

[Karilas]

Wow, now we can all feel like sex-offenders with telekinesis.

 

[Lazarus Long]

Surely I'm not the only one who recognized that someone mentioned in the article is a dildonics expert. That's fucking hilarious! I had no idea the English language required such a classification.

I wonder how much schooling is required for a doctorate in dildonics. I wanna be The Skeeze Doctor.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

That looks...

Awkward. And creepy.

I wonder how this will be sold.

 

[Madmanonfire]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

I forgot to add that anyone who denies it is obviously a liar. And I'll stand by that.

Riiiight. Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Stryc9]

I fail to see the point of this, without any tactile feedback what's the point in groping a digital woman?

 

[XandNobody]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Best post of the day, maybe of the week.

OT: The only thing I can honestly say is, frankly, I'm surprised it took this long. I figured there would be vibrators integrated into the Kinect by now. Here I thought science was more innovative than rubbing the air... Maybe it's the holidays and people not wanting to work on something when their mom can announce she knows about it half way through Christmas dinner.

In all seriousness, creepy, but ultimately expected.

 

[All_Aces]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Aaaaand that's the thread. Pack up, boys, we can't do better.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I fail to see the point of this, without any tactile feedback what's the point in groping a digital woman?

To see her reaction, I'd suppose.

Though this is still just a prototype, so I'd guess it'll get better as the program reactions and the ability to remove clothing and....well.....other things.

 

[Zechnophobe]

I think a game like this will rise or fall on how well the animated characters respond to your movements. It isn't much more than an animated gif unless they seem to be responsive. Consider how stupid it LOOKS when you first watched someone play guitar hero. The difference (in paradigms) is that guitar hero has the entire game focused on giving you good feedback when you are hitting the right buttons.

Something like this could actually be very convincing if you start correlating your actions to the in game characters responses.

Take it out of context for a moment, and just consider the actual technology that could evolve from something like this (strong emotive recognition of actions) and you'll see it isn't any less a technological achievement than streaming media ever was (And you KNOW why that became popular).

 

[Thatguykalem]

This... looks lame. Also, pretty sure the guy demoing it has never actually touched a woman, or at least not the same one twice, 'cause he clearly had no idea what erogenous zones are

Yeah, I kinda thought that, too. Mindlessly sliding your hand over a girl's body doesn't do much for her, generally.

Anyway, I don't really know what to make of this. It could potentially be slightly better than what we're all expecting, but I doubt it. That said, it really has some potential to widen Kinect's target audience.

 

[General Ken8]

Bud Light presents...Real Men of Genius.
Real Men of Genius...
Today we salute you, Mr. Sex Game Developer
Mr. Sex Game Developer...
When gamers need a way to do depraved things to women without getting pepper-sprayed, they can always count on you to give them that satisfaction.
Ow, it burns my eyes...
You perform a valuable public service to America's women by giving them that many fewer men to reject in a bar.
Where are all the wingmen?
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, you master of the virtual creep-out, and crack open another for that eager customer buying the pre-order to drown his sorrows at never knowing the touch of a real woman.
Mr. Sex Game Developerrrrr...

Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

I lol'd
That may have been the best line of advertisements ever.
OT: This is pretty sad, and I find it sort of funny that Wii had never done anything like this, but now that Kinect is out Xbox already started making virtual motion-sensitive sex games

 

[matrix3509]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

I forgot to add that anyone who denies it is obviously a liar. And I'll stand by that.

This person must be a mormon to deny it so furiously, or Christine O'Donnell....

 

[Zechnophobe]

Fact: Everyone who posts after me HAS masturbated at some point AND enjoyed it using stimuli.

Hiya. I'm an exception. I'm just stopping by for a minute to render your fact false. G'night.

I forgot to add that anyone who denies it is obviously a liar. And I'll stand by that.

Don't be ridiculous. Sex drives are things only other people have.

That said, how many of the people here watched this twice? Admit it you really wanted to... look at that blurred out face again!

 

[twm1709]

why on earth would you wanna do those moves with your body if you don't actually FEEL anything? these has got to be the lamest kinect application ever.