"I have slept and now I have awakened...and the universe will be sorry..."
or, in a more comedic manner...
or, in a more comedic manner...
"Goddamn, that was some rough sex!"
First thing you'd say after rising from a coma.
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"So, once I can feel my crotch, which lucky guy wants to pound me?"
or
"You cared enough to stay by me the entire time?...You pussies."
or
"You cared enough to stay by me the entire time?...You pussies."
"I return to you now at the turn of the tide"
"I return to deliver a message"
"SNAKE! IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!!"
"I return to deliver a message"
"SNAKE! IT'S NOT OVER YET!!!!"
I guess it would depend how old I am. If it's just a year "DRAGON AGE 2!" If it has been like 5 years "Dragon Age 2 & 3 oh god I'm 30, I need to get layed! Fallout 4 fuck it" 15 years and it's a lot of sobbing and the me getting married and having a kid ASAP, fuck looks... And then playing lots of "old" game while I'm knocked-up for the next 5 years XD
"Ugh, that's it. No more busty chicks for me."
"Has Bethesda stopped releasing glitchtastic games yet?"
Or
"Please tell me they still make baconators"
"Has Bethesda stopped releasing glitchtastic games yet?"
Or
"Please tell me they still make baconators"
"Just like the morning after shoreleave"
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"
Or just randomly join a conversation when I wake up, if people are talking nearby, like what happened when I woke up from my operation and started recommending a male nurse places to buy more RAM for his laptop and asking loads of technical questions. I couldn't open my eyes or move my body very well. That was pretty awesome
"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~!!!!!"
Or just randomly join a conversation when I wake up, if people are talking nearby, like what happened when I woke up from my operation and started recommending a male nurse places to buy more RAM for his laptop and asking loads of technical questions. I couldn't open my eyes or move my body very well. That was pretty awesome
1) "Where are my shoes?"
2) "Did I leave the oven on?"
3) "And we're back!"
4) "That's the last time I try to car surf a train!"
5) "The answer in 7! 7, you hear me!!!"
2) "Did I leave the oven on?"
3) "And we're back!"
4) "That's the last time I try to car surf a train!"
5) "The answer in 7! 7, you hear me!!!"
Funniest thing I've read today.TheYellowCellPhone said:
In the words of Walt Disney, "Are the Jews dead yet"?
Not trying to be hateful, just thought it's kind of funny.
No, the answer is 42...TonyCapa said:
By the way, that would be another funny thing to say: "Where is my towel?"
Wow... I had this wonderful dream. Full of fire and brimstone. And you were there... and you... and... I don't recognize you... but that one guy with the funny mustache and Germany accent was there. So magical.